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Top Searches of 2005

MONDAY DECEMBER 19 2005 4:00 PM

Submitted by WilWheaton. Edited By WilWheaton.

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Yahoo! has compiled a list of the top ten search results of 2005, which should be fairly interesting, considering all the war, disaasters, congressional scandals, technology breakthroughs, and re-runs of American Idol this year has enjoyed. Over at ArsTechnica, Ken "Caesar" Fisher took at look at Yahoo!s (Yahoos? Yahoo!'s?) results, and provides some insightful commmentary.

Are you ready for the number one search term of 2005?

You, in back, shuddap! No, it's not Iraq. It's not health care, it's not anything of weighty importance. It's not even Xbox 360. No, dear friends, it's Britney Spears. This, good gentleman and gentleladies, is the American dream: take two parts lackluster talent, three tablespoons of whiney, bitchy crap, add a freeloader for a husband, an ounce of weed, stir in a baby, and you have the most sought-after thing the 'net has to offer. Search me baby, one more time takes the top spot in web searches, the top spot in video searches, but slips to number three behind the buxom Jessica Simpson (#2) and vacuous shell of Paris Hilton (#3) in the images category.

In a perfect example of what is wrong with America, Natalee Halloway ranks above Afghanistan and Hurricaine Katrina, and right behind the Michael Jackson Trial in news searches. If you'd like to see how far we've, uh, progressed in a year, Yahoo! also has a link to the top searches of 2004, proving once and for all that Americans are obsessed with vacuous media whores and reality television.

So what were you searching for in 2005?

 

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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 19, 2005 04:05 PM

WilWheaton said:
So what were you searching for in 2005?


Porn.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 19, 2005 04:10 PM

Wait, you mean people search for stuff other than porn?

surreal

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

DEC 19, 2005 04:12 PM

Subrosa said:
Wait, you mean people search for stuff other than porn?

surreal


Kittens.

Carmady

Carmady

United Kingdom
January 2005

DEC 19, 2005 04:14 PM

Can the team do us a top ten searches done on this site, just to prove how much we're not obsessed with vacuous media whores and reality television? wink

mat8drb

mat8drb

United Kingdom
October 2004

DEC 19, 2005 04:21 PM

Well, I've just helped / hindered the stats by finding out who Natalee Holloway is.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 19, 2005 04:25 PM

unravled said:

Subrosa said:
Wait, you mean people search for stuff other than porn?

surreal


Kittens.


TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 19, 2005 04:26 PM

Subrosa said:
Wait, you mean people search for stuff other than porn?

surreal


Wait, you mean people still use Yahoo as a search engine?

confused

Stealth_Moose

Stealth_Moose

Whitby, ON
April 2005

DEC 19, 2005 04:28 PM

We can all try to act disappointed, but this is humanity, why give them any credit.

SinisterMike

SinisterMike

Buffalo, NY
June 2004

DEC 19, 2005 04:37 PM

Who is Natalee Halloway? I must google.

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

DEC 19, 2005 04:41 PM

WilWheaton said:
So what were you searching for in 2005?



Where does Britney Spears get weed

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

DEC 19, 2005 04:51 PM

did you mean: im suprised that many people actually spell her name correctly.

Short

Short

Sacramento, CA
September 2005

DEC 19, 2005 05:31 PM

i'm happy to say i had no part in this

Speedphreak

Speedphreak

Climax, MI
February 2004

DEC 19, 2005 05:32 PM

unravled said:

Subrosa said:
Wait, you mean people search for stuff other than porn?

surreal


Kittens.


Bunnies with pancakes on their head.

Puddleofbludd1

Puddleofbludd1

Alexandria, VA
May 2004

DEC 19, 2005 05:33 PM

HA!!

Puddleofbludd1

Puddleofbludd1

Alexandria, VA
May 2004

DEC 19, 2005 05:33 PM

HA!!

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