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China Whips Up Liquid Spray-in Condoms

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 22 2005 10:00 AM

Submitted by LyingHostage. Edited By bean.

Getting intimate with a girl and then having her whip out a can of aerosol with a Pinocchio nose attached and stuff it up her mimsy isn't the most attractive thought.

"China's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, the China Daily reports.

Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom (NCC), it's designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims forms a physical membrane inside the vagina, protecting it from infection, acting as a barrier to pregnancy and providing a lubricating effect.

It's not known who makes the NCC, but Beijing-based Chinese-Canadian condom maker Blue Cross Biomedical has been touting something along these lines for a while now. It maintains its spray-in condom "can effectively kill gynaecological disease pathogens such as staphylococcus aureus, Candida, coliform bacillus, and can prevent sexually transmitted diseases."

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MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH

November 2004

NOV 22, 2005 10:07 AM

Getting intimate with a girl and then having her whip out a can of aerosol with a Pinocchio nose attached and stuff it up her mimsy isn't the most attractive thought.

yeah, but neither is the idea of a guy whipping out a balloon and putting it on his dick.

i always support new, safe, and effective measures in contraception and STD protection. if this stuff meets that criteria, then huzzah to it.

FiendClub

Loma Linda, CA

OLD SKOOL

NOV 22, 2005 10:12 AM

"Alright! Filler up joe!"

Reminds me of those jelly donut fillers.

daniofthedead

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

NOV 22, 2005 10:12 AM

clymidia isnt the most attractive thing either

MM!

edited for lack of spelling skillz!

[Edited on Nov 22, 2005 1:13PM]

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA

February 2003

NOV 22, 2005 10:14 AM

So now there'll be a reason to jokingly imitate Varsity Blues, rather than it just being . . . played out.

The technology sounds sketchy, but I fully give them the benefit of the doubt.

lyinghostage

Calgary, AB

May 2005

NOV 22, 2005 10:14 AM

Dove said:

yeah, but neither is the idea of a guy whipping out a balloon and putting it on his dick.

i agree with that. im sure it would be a 'get-ready-in-the-bathroom' thing.

i question how safe it would be, just cause i dont know enough about it. i just wonder how many people would misuse the product and blame the company for it failing.

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

NOV 22, 2005 10:17 AM

lyinghostage said:
It's not known who makes the NCC

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

NOV 22, 2005 10:19 AM

I think mimsy is my new favorite word.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

NOV 22, 2005 10:22 AM

Keith said:

lyinghostage said:
It's not known who makes the NCC

That stood out for me as well. What the?

norritt

Chandler, AZ

December 2002

NOV 22, 2005 10:52 AM

PsychicGoldfish said:
I think mimsy is my new favorite word.

it's better then calling em borogroves

MissNomer

San Francisco, CA

September 2005

NOV 22, 2005 10:57 AM

I hate using condoms (though I do! always!). It feels like I'm getting stabbed with a very smooth broom handle.
The aerosol thing is a little weird, but it's a cool idea.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 22, 2005 11:00 AM

norritt said:

PsychicGoldfish said:
I think mimsy is my new favorite word.

it's better then calling em borogroves

AHAHAHA!

I can see it now: Jabberwocky euphemisms left and right. "Baby, you know you want to go 'snicker-snack' on my vorpal blade!"

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

NOV 22, 2005 11:08 AM

crispy said:

Keith said:

lyinghostage said:
It's not known who makes the NCC

That stood out for me as well. What the?

Worst Investigative Reporting Ever.

RedBstrd

Pomona, CA

April 2004

NOV 22, 2005 12:06 PM

lyinghostage said:

"Hina's first liquid condom went on sale today after the country's health and drugs administration formally gave the hi-tech prophylactic the thumbs-up, the China Daily reports.

Where is Hina?

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA

July 2004

NOV 22, 2005 12:07 PM

Ah, I love being in a monogamous relationship!

MetaTag

United Kingdom

September 2002

NOV 22, 2005 12:12 PM

They tried using helium as a propellant, but men complained of loosing their erections, when laughing at the sound of fanny farts that sound like Donald Duck.

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