Phelps Is Just Like Us, Even Though He's Superhuman
Gold-medal factory Michael Phelps supposedly eats 12,000 calories per day, a fact repeated 12,000 times during Beijing Olympics coverage. Not reported was...
Most Bestest Criminal EVAR
Once upon a time, outlaws were a crafty breed. Bandits such as Black Bart and Billy the Kid managed to elude authorities for years, disappearing into the...
Ladies, Tired Of All Those Ambitious and Physically Upright Men?
(image) I listen to Indie 103.1 a lot, cause I'm a size 26, worn out corduroy-wearing, ironically afro-ed tool with a Pez collection, and over the...
Legalize the Weed References
(image) Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts is a humorless dick who thinks non-sequiturs arent constitutionally protected. On Monday, Roberts led...
Ex-Cop Turned Marijuana Maven Tells All... for $19.95
(image) Christmas is only half a year away, and boy do I have the perfect gift for that dope-smoking miscreant in your life: a DVD called Never Get Busted...
Willie Nelson: King of Weed
Ive never given much thought to who my dream celeb-pot-buddy would be, but after reading Johnny Knoxvilles recent interview in Playboy magazine, I would...