Will Fuck for Net Neutrality
Internet regulations. Media tycoons. Virgins. Tania Derveaux.
What do these things have in common?
Well, if you are a virgin and you can prove that you support Network Neutrality, Tania will pay her own travel expenses to come have sex with you.
* applicants must be 18yrs old or above
* condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
* Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
* multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
* if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
* applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
* applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
* Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
Here is the accompanying video:
I am not really sure what else to say here ...
I fully support keeping the internet unregulated and neutral. I suppose using sex to get a message out is nothing new, either. Just watch any channel on TV for a few minutes and you will see some company playing to your pants to sell their product. This woman just takes things a bit further.
The fact that she will pay her own way into your bedroom begs another question: Where do they get their funding?
I am going to leave that one alone.
'Jane Magazine to Help Deflower 29-Year-Old Virgin
A 29-year-old woman says she wants to lose her virginity before she turns 30... and she's asking Jane magazine for help.
Catholic-raised Sarah DiMuro says she "never went all the way before because I didnt feel right." Clearly shes over it. Sarah is trusting Jane magazine to hook her up with a few good men in the hope that one of them will ultimately get to home plate.
"Me, I haven't done so much with my life in terms of social stuff. So this is my adventure - with a kind of scientific method."
Sarah attributes her virginal state to a shy childhood, a pimple-ridden adolescence, and an all-girls' school education.
DiMuro, who says her first kiss with a boy didn't happen till she was 23, won't discuss her sexual experiences at the all-female Smith College ("What happens at Smith stays at Smith"), but has signed a legal document attesting to her chaste condition.
Sarah, who moonlights as a stand-up comic and writer, will chronicle her dating adventures on her blog.
Pressures on, though. Sarah turns 30 on November 7th.
The virginal Sarah