Bush Piles Stupid on Stupid
George Bush provided the world with another example of his shocking stupidity yesterday, when the U.S. signed a deal to build a defensive missile base in...
A Steaming Pile Of Sadr
George Bush is such a colossal fuck up it is astounding. Every choice the administration makes in Iraq turns out to be the wrong choice. Their latest...
Totally Cool To Kidnap Brits
(image) Dear British people, from now on please think of Americans as aliens from outer space. It would be better if you did because we have decided to...
Hey Turkey, Go Fuck Yourself
(image) ItÂ’s not often I tell an entire country to go fuck itself, but it is the only appropriate response given the circumstances. In the early 1900s,...
Russia Thinks It Owns Our Oil
(image) The Arctic is full of oil. It is estimated that 25% of the worldÂ’s undiscovered oil is in the Arctic. It is our oil. It cannot be another countryÂ’s...
Get Ready to Die in a Mall
(image) Why go to Israel, when Israel is coming to us? According to ABC news, teams of suicide bombers are on their way to the US to kill poor, little,...
Sorry Your War With China DidnÂ’t Work Out, Idiots
(image) How fucking awesome would it be if we were at war with China right now? Our satellites would have been taken down, our aircraft carriers sunk and...
Russia, Serbia, Albania, the UN and Bill Clinton
(image) While time passes and the end of June looms closer, the heated debate regarding Kosovo Independence still seems uncertain. Ever since the March...
!!! Announce US Tour
(image) If you like your music to take you to the land of crazy shameless ass-shaking, then you like !!!. Life's that simple. To gear up for the...
Morrissey Announces US Tour
(image) When it comes to old-timey rockers, some of them you check out because they still got it, and some people you go just for the nostalgia factor.
US Was Pre-Hearing a Long Time Ago
(image) For years now Bush has been repeating his mantra: The US doesn't negotiate directly with its enemies. Last October, the Republican National...
US Tells Israel To Shut The Fuck Up
(image) The US has shut down any possibility of Israel and Syria holding peace talks. According to Israeli officials, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice...
US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?
A new investigative piece from the Telegraph suggests that the endless harping on Iran from the Bush administration is about more than saber rattling, but...
Generals Ready To Bail On Bush
Bush seems to have a mutiny on his hands. According to the Sunday Times, several military commanders will resign if Bush orders a strike on Iran. Four...
United Nations: UK/US are Worst Places to Grow Up
Not that we couldnÂ’t have told them this 10 years ago, but today the United Nations has declared the United Kingdom the worst place to grow up, out of...
Sweet, Sweet Manipulation
The news coming out of Washington was exciting this weekend: Iran is supplying the evil Iraqi militias with bombs! How dare they! They must be stopped!
Gigantic Velvet Curtain Will Save Us
The Bush administration has come up with a genius idea to stop global warming: Block sunlight. The government is asking the worldÂ’s scientists to come...
Killers Announce Pre-Sale
(image) The Killers have announced a spring tour of the US. I don't like these guys, but in case you do, you should know tickets for all the events...
Iranian Diplomatic Offer to US Rejected - in 2003
Bush's latest effort to drum up support for the war in Iraq contained serious overtones of hostility against Iran, axis-of-evil member and favorite...
Is the US at War with Iran?
Anyone who had the misfortune of suffering through Bush's most recent address last night couldn't help but notice when he threw a shout out or...
US Airstrikes In Somalia
Now that the Union of Islamic Courts is out of the way, with a Western-friendly transitional government retaking control of Somalia, the US is apparently...
Middle East to Figure Things Out Without US Input
It is a grand conceit of many American politicians that their advice and assistance is not only wanted everywhere around the world, but that no conflict...
US Applauds New Palestinian Election
The recent factional strife in Gaza as a result of botched assassination attempts and the murder of the three children of a Fatah leader could be an indicator...
Saudi Arabia Picks Sides in Iraq Civil War
Saudi Arabia is one of those allies "of convenience" that makes one stop and wonders whether they're actually an ally or more of an enemy...
US to Iraqis: Enjoy Your Democracy! Just Not Here...
in the "postwar planning" model of how the Iraq war would turn out after Hussein was removed from power (the elaborate fantasy involving cakewalks...
Ahmadinejad Sends Irritating Letter to US
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has raised his own profile within the US by being the first Iranian president to visit the country since the 1979...
US Prevents UN Condemnation of Israel
Despite Republican leaders' repeated characterizations of the UN as a weak, ineffectual dinosaur with little authority or relevance to the real world,...
Greenhouse Gas Emissions Up Globally
Despite the adoption of the Kyoto protocols, which set targets for reduction of greenhouse gas emissions, by much of the world, overall emissions increased...
Our Pals Iran and Syria Will Bail Us Out of Iraq!
When it comes to international relations, there are few better examples of "best buddies" than the US, Syria and Iran. Just judging from the...
Dear Treasury Department: Go Fuck Yourself
On September 19 2005, China brokered a deal with North Korean madman Kim Jong-il's regime. North Korea was to cease its nuclear program, permit IAEA...
US vs. North Korea
Now that North Korea has become a nuclear power, lets take a look at where we stand, head to head. Basically, we can kick their fucking ass and I say bring...
Peaches US Tour
Peaches has announced a US tour beginning in November to coincide with her current world tour. The tour is in support of Merrill Nisker's latest,...
A Warning To The Punk In Guam Who Is Talking Shit
Get ready to be watched, no matter where you are in the world. Media across the world who have something negative to say about the good old United States...
Liquid Bullshit Comes To An End
After doing nothing to stop the liquid bomb “threat”, the TSA says Americans can bring water and other liquids onto airliners again. The government announced...
Ice is a Pussy
European scientists revealed one of the most exciting pieces of news in quite some time: Ships can now sail “unhindered” from Europe to the North Pole...
Lady Sovereign to Tour the States
Make way for the S-O-V. The biggest midget in the game is coming to the States. Lady Sovereign will be touring in support of her long awaited debut Public...
War With The Taliban Over!
At last the long fought war with the Taliban is over, at least for Pakistan. Taliban militants and the Pakistani government signed a peace deal on Tuesday.
North Korea: Don't Forget About Us!
Maybe it's Kim Jong-Il's bizarre fascination with film, or maybe he's just feeling neglected and lonely, but it seems like whenever international...
Stranded in Lebanon
In 1996 Pamela Chawki, a young American woman, decided to take a trip to Lebanon. Pam had grown up in Los Angeles but her mother was of Lebanese descent...
Sorry We Killed Your Baby, How About a New Roof?
In one of the most fucked up and distorted ideas of how the world works, the Bush administration is now scrambling to create a plan to help rebuild Lebanon.



