Man Arrested for Pissing on Tom Cruise's Lawn
Of all the ways to seek revenge against Tom Cruise for making MI3, pissing on his front lawn might be the classiest. Security cameras in front of Cruises Los Angeles mansion picked up some dude loitering. As Cruises security phalanx jumped into action, the man urinated on the lawn. Beverly Hills police arrived almost immediately, arresting the man for lewd conduct.
The drama unfolded, says the insider, while Toms fiancée, Katie Holmes, and their new baby daughter, Suri, were safely tucked away inside the compound that is ringed by a state of the art security system monitored by Scientology guards.
By the grace of L. Ron Hubbard, Katie and Suri were spared from the devastating incident.
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