Hey Turkey, Go Fuck Yourself
(image) ItÂ’s not often I tell an entire country to go fuck itself, but it is the only appropriate response given the circumstances. In the early 1900s,...
Turkey Busts a Man for Not Voting
(image) Laws are awesome. They're so multi purpose! Lots of them are actually there to protect you. Most of them are there to protect really rich...
Jonathan Kesselman's Suicide Watch: Swiss Family Mohammed
Recently it came to my attention that the Turkish school curriculum has begun to feature Islamified versions of classic childrens' stories. I tend...
Final Piece of the Puzzle in Place For Epic Failure
Currently the situation in Iraq is just a regular old failure, but with circumstances on the northern border worsening, Iraq is poised to become an epic...
Pantsless Weirdo Banned From Turkish TV
The Turkish Government took the lead in the crazy religious bullshit race yesterday when they banned Winnie The Pooh from being broadcast on TRT public...
EU Talks Turkey
Turkey has been in the historically uncomfortable position of lying somewhere in between Europe and the Middle East for thousands of years. In spite of...