- commentary
- TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 7 2010 12:04 AM
The Vampire Craze has Officially Gone Too Far
Tags: Blog, Entertainment, toys, vampires
by Angelita
I won’t lie, I love vampires. I’ve read all of Anne Rice’s vampire novels, watched just about every vampire movie there is, even all the lame 80’s ones, and I’m still slightly convinced vampires could possibly exist. However, the world seems hell bent on ruining this little internal pleasure of mine.
First, they made Vampires teen-friendly, which is just the epitome of lame. What the hell kind of vampire wants to spend eternity going to high school?
If that wasn’t bad enough, now vampires are pro-abstinence. A pro-abstinence vampire is an oxymoron; vampires survive via penetration and sucking. If that’s not sexual, I don’t know what is. Then, vampires came out of the coffin and became mainstream on True Blood. So now I have to share a common interest with screeching preteens AND their parents.
Still, I held on, and replaced Lestat with Eric Northman in my myth-based sexual fantasies. Then, one day at the sex shop, we received a shipment that officially ruined vampires for me: vampire themed sex toys. For women, the Tantus’s Vamp, a white and sparkly realistically shaped dildo. For men, the Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, a male masturbator that resembles a vampire’s mouth.

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What happened to using your imagination? For the love of Dracula, I’m pretty sure Edward Cullen is technically under-age. Also, I think becoming a vampire effectively ends your days of giving a successful blow job. We’re talking about a creature who survives on sucking blood putting an appendage that swells with blood into their fanged mouth.
Despite the faulty logic, the Tantus Vamp and Fleshlight’s Succu Dry are actually really awesome toys. The Vamp is made out of extremely body-friendly materials and the Succu Dry felt pretty good to my finger. I show both toys to every customer that walks into my store. At first they laugh, agree that the vampire obsession has gone a little too far, and inevitably end up buying one or the other.
So, if you are not suffering from vampire burnout like me, and your Edward Cullen shrine just doesn’t feel complete, vampire sex toys might just be for you.
- news
- FRIDAY MAY 11 2007 10:00 AM
Smart Hat Controls Toy Car
Tags: remote control, car, toys, disabled, kids

A new "smart" cap has been developed that will allow physically or mentally disabled people to control a toy car via radio transmissions. The device was originally made for a 5 year-old boy who was paralyzed in a car crash.
Electronics expert Mike Heath was approached by a charity group who asked him to come up with something to enable the boy to play independently and to improve his cognitive skills.
He later teamed up with Mike Taylor who specializes in marketing new inventions.
Any one wearing the hat can remotely control one of three cars just by moving their head around. The cap has four sensors in it that can detect movement in four directions (forward, backward, right, and left) and can work together to make the car move diagonally. The device could also be adapted to work in gloves or shoes to accommodate individuals who have a wide variety of ailments.
The car is called "Dream-Racer" and the inventors are now touring the United States showcasing it to disabled children. This device could also be developed to work with more then just remote control cars.
The company is also developing the Dream-Gamer interface, a cap that works with Sony's PS1 and PS2.
Although not compatible with all games, particularly those that require combinations of quick fire button presses, it works well with arcade classics as well as titles such as Crazy Frog Racer 2.
It's good to see motion sensing technology being used in more then just over priced gaming consoles.
The Dream-Racer website is found here.
There is also a Dream-Racer blog here to track its progress.
- news
- TUESDAY APRIL 17 2007 5:00 PM
Rape: It's a Game!
Tags: quentin tarantino, grindhouse, toys, feminism, women's rights, rape

We all know Quentin Tarantino is a bit of an asshole. But really: a Rapist "action figure"?!?
The doll's based on Tarantino's character in the latest exploitation shlock "Grindhouse," and--I guess because Tarantino doesn't even know the meaning of the word "shame," it looks like him. The manufacturer says, gleefully,
While you most likely will not find our Grindhouse action figures on the shelves at your local Toys R Us, they are available now!
Oh. Goody. It's not available to kids.
Just to grownup men, or fucked up women, who think it would be cool to own a rape doll.
Somehow I'm not the least bit reassured.
Newsflash, Mr. Tarantino: rape isn't a game, it isn't funny, and it isn't cool.
Bitch_PhD liked Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill as much as the next gal, but there are limits.
- feature
- WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 6 2006 12:00 PM
Wil Wheaton's Geek In Review: A Holiday Gift Guide for Geeks
Submitted by WilWheaton
Edited by erin_broadley
There are just seventeen shopping days left until Christmas, and the holidays are now officially up in our shit like a drunken co-worker at the office Christmas party. Shopping at this time of year can be difficult at best, and shopping for geeks can be downright miserable. We speak a language not a lot of people understand, enjoy things that seem weird to most normal people, and the places you'd go to shop for us can be a little . . . scary.
So, as a public service, I present Wil's First Annual Holiday Gift Guide for Geeks, featuring things you can buy from the comfort and saftey of your own home, right off the Internet.
Toys for Boys (or, uh, girls.)
Electronic project kits and Chemistry sets ($50 - $150) are time-tested, always fun, and perfect for younger geeks, but the Antworks Ant Farm ($30) takes the classic Uncle Milton's toy we all grew up with, and moves it into the 21st century. Instead of sand, your ants dig tunnels through a translucent, edible gel, leaving incredibly cool three dimensional tunnels to look at. Think Geek sells theirs with a blue LED array attached to the bottom, so the whole thing lights up with a soft blue glow that makes your room look like a scene from The Abyss.
Remember when Star Wars LEGOs were all the rage, and then the new movies came out and your geek melted them all into a ball of betrayal that he mailed to George Lucas? This year, you could give him Batman LEGOs and let him build his own Arkham Asylum, Batcave, or Batmobile. (Prices vary, average is around $80.) Of course, if your geek is seriously hardcore, you can earn major points with some Mindstorms ($250). Just don't be surprised when a freaky little robot wakes up and wanders around the bathroom while you're trying to put on your make-up.
If you're looking for something that could be practical at work, how about a working trebuchet model ($34.95) or a binary LED clock ($24.95)? They should both keep nosy co-workers away when you have a case of the Mondays, though for different reasons.
Gifts for Gamers
Lots of parents will try to buy their kids' love with the Wii, the PS3 and the Xbox 360 this season, but how about digging a little deeper for your geek, and getting them some classic 80s video games? Atari geeks can play with the Flashback 2 ($19.99), or the impractical but oh-so-cool Atari joystick and paddle controller keychains ($9.99-$14.99.) If you're shopping for an arcade nerd, and you have an Xbox or PS2, one of the classic collections from Midway or Namco could be in order ($20-$50), but if you really want to recreate that classic gaming experience, and you have $3000 sitting around, your gaming geek will go apeshit over the X-Arcade MAME Cabinet system, which comes with 190 classic games. With a little help from the googles, you can easily expand it to a slightly larger library (like just about every game ever released.) Get a copy of Arcade Ambience, fire up some Journey, and get ready to share a Big Gulp with the most grateful geek in the world . . . provided you can tear him away from Tempest.
Ohh shiny!
Geek Tags are little dog tag-shaped necklaces and keychains, emblazoned with different geeky phrases, like "The geek shall inherit the Earth" and "I *heart* Elves." They also make a tag with a d20 on it (my personal favorite) and some that simply say "geek" "gamer" or "31337." These are fantastic stocking stuffers, or a way to tell your geek, "I accept you for who you are, so here is some geeky jewelry. Now make with the diamonds already." ($20) If you get one of these, and you're not going to make with the diamonds, your geek girl may like a pair of microchip earrings ($25) to go with her "I *heart* my geek" T-shirt ($17.99).
It's more fun when you do it together.
If you'd like to encourage your geek to get out of the house from time to time, your gift could be an activity for you to do together. My personal favorite is Geocaching, the perfect marriage of technology and exercise. It's a treasure hunt, where you use a GPS receiver to find hidden "caches" all over the world. Handheld GPS receivers can be purchased from Garmin or Magellan for under $100. A guide to purchasing one can be found at the official Geocaching website, which has extensive forums and one of the most welcoming online communities I've ever encountered. Geocaching is also a good way to explore areas around your home that you never knew existed. For example, I've lived within ten miles of the Echo Mountain Hotel ruins for my entire life, and I didn't even know they existed until I went looking for a Geocache nearby two years ago. Now it's a regular hike for me and my family.
If your geek likes to explore, but isn't too keen on that whole "walking around" thing, astronomy may just be perfect for you both. It's one of the only hobbies that naturally appeals to all kinds of geeks, but is also interesting and accessible to most normal people, too. Depending on your budget, you can invest as much as several thousand dollars on various telescopes, and accessories, or you can spend significantly less on a book like the Rough Guide to the Universe, or Peterson's Guide to the Stars and Planets, and take a trip through the heavens with an inexpensive pair of binoculars, or just your eyes. I can say from personal experience that there is nothing quite like looking through even a small telescope and seeing the rings of Saturn, the Great Red Spot on Jupiter, or craters on the moon so bright and clear you feel like you can reach out and touch them. And the first time someone sees a distant galaxy or nebula with their own eyes? It's truly magical, and with the right person, it can even be romantic. In fact, if you're with the right person and it isn't romantic, you're probably doing something wrong. And if you're doing it right, you may even find yourselves needing a Level 1 Human crawler as a result of your night under the Milky Way.
Uhh . . . you're not helping me.
If you're still stuck, WIRED has a numbingly comprehensive review of 300 gadgets and tech toys to look at. If you can't find something there (or just don't want to wade through 300 different product reviews) you really can't go wrong with just about anything from Think Geek, the original one-stop shop for things that make 90% of the population scratch their heads, while the remaining 10% of us silently laugh at them on yet another dateless Saturday night. Jinx is also a good place to look for T-shirts that are geared slightly younger, and toward gaming culture, and X-treme Geek, while crossing over with Think Geek quite frequently, also has a few unique toys and gadgets, as well as some things that are just plain silly. Books from Penny Arcade, Userfriendly, Dork Tower, Joy of Tech, or PvP will also make most geeks jump up and shout "LEVEL!" when they open them.
Of course, if you ladies out there want to completely reject the notion of materialism and consumer culture, and instead dress up for your geek in the Princess Leia Slave Girl outfit, that's also about as good a gift as you can ever give him. Trust me.
Wil Wheaton sincerely hopes that, whatever your holiday of choice is, and however you choose to celebrate it, that it's a good one, spent with people you love, or at least don't want to strangle.
- news
- TUESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2006 11:30 PM
Jesus to be Lonely on Christmas
Submitted by Lycoris
Edited by FearTheReaper
Tags: jesus, charity, toys, christianity
Marine Toys for Tots Foundation is an organization which distributes toys to needy children at Christmas. The charity collects toys from October to December 22nd every year, as well as cash donations to purchase toys. Campaigns are organized locally and the last two years have been the most successful in the charity's history. New toys are donated by the public, as well as by toy manufacturers, but one toy-maker found its donation unwelcome.
A talking Jesus doll has been turned down by the Marine Reserves' Toys for Tots program.
A Los Angeles company offered to donate 4,000 of the 1 foot-tall dolls, which quote Bible verses, for distribution to needy children this holiday season. The battery-powered Jesus is one of several dolls manufactured by one2believe, a division of the Valencia-based Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co., based on biblical figures.
But the charity balked because of the dolls' religious nature.
Fair enough, I suppose. The toys are definitely intended for a religious market and in this increasingly multi-cultural society, we must be careful to be sensitive towards others. Bill Grein, vice president the foundation, put it this way:
As a government entity, Marines "don't profess one religion over another," Grein said Tuesday. "We can't take a chance on sending a talking Jesus doll to a Jewish family or a Muslim family."
Wise words, Bill. There's just one little problem with your politically correct position: Why would a Jewish or Muslim family be getting Christmas gifts? Perhaps I'm taking the statement too literally, as I've never been Christian myself, yet I celebrate Christmas every year. My Christmas might concentrate more on Santa and the Grinch than God or Jesus, but it's still Christmas. The foundation's website states clearly that the gifts are intended as Christmas gifts, not the generic Holiday Season that is spoken of around the water cooler at the office.
GOAL: The primary goal of the Foundation is the same as that of the overall Toys for Tots program: i.e. - to deliver, through a shiny new toy at Christmas, a message of hope to needy youngsters that will motivate them to grow into responsible, productive, patriotic citizens and community leaders.
OBJECTIVES: The objectives of the Foundation are the same as those of the overall Toys for Tots program: i.e. - to help needy children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas; to play an active role in the development of one of our nation's most valuable natural resources - our children; to unite all members of local communities in a common cause for three months each year during the annual toy collection and distribution campaign; and to contribute to improving communities in the future.
I'm all for being aware of and sensitive to the cultures and religions in my community, but this situation does seem a little preposterous. On the one hand, Christians should be allowed to celebrate their holiday in the way they see fit. On the other hand, a government organization cannot promote one faith over another, despite all evidence to the contrary over the last few years. It's an interesting dilemma.
Personally, I'm asking Santa for a toy Cthulhu for Christmas this year.

- feature
- FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 8 2006 3:30 PM
Conversation with My Paper Crane
Submitted by boygirlpartay
Edited by boygirlpartay
Tags: my paper crane, heidi kenney, plush, toys, crafts, artist
Heidi Kenney (a.k.a. My Paper Crane) is a master of turning the mundane into handmade, personified toys. From rolls of toilet paper to a stack of pancakes, her colorful world of animated objects is compelling, funny and inspiring. Based in PA and working full time creating her plush creatures as well as raising a family, Heidi was kind enough to trade a few emails with me in the interim. Enjoy the interview!

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SG: Tell me a little bit about your work, the scale and materials you work with, and your background.
HK: I grew up in Maryland, and am currently living right over the border in PA. I have no formal training when it comes to art. I just make things I love. I work mostly with fabric. Most things I sew are around 5 inches tall, but occasionally I whip out the big stuff. (So far the largest being a tree about 5 feet tall.) I make things that make me happy, which sometimes means dabbling in many mediums.
SG: What inspires your work?
HK: My kids influenece my work a lot. Being that I make a lot of toys, it's nice to be surrounded by kids who can appreciate them and love them for what they are. Sometimes adults will see the stuff I make and say, "Oh, thats cute, but what do you do with it?" With kids, there is never the thought of "what would i do with this?" They seem to get that its something to just have, something that makes you happy.

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SG: How do you cope with feeling drained of inspiration or out of ideas?
HK: Sometimes I will swtich gears and work on something completly different like cooking or spinning yarn. Otherwise I just put it all away and get out of the house. If I dont feel inspired, I just try not to make anything...again with the "keeping it fun."
SG: What's your favorite texture?
HK: Right now it's nubbly, soft + nubbly.

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SG: What's your guilty pleasure?
HK: Thrift shopping! I am a bit of a yardsale flea market junkie. We continue to outgrow our houses due to my thrifting obsession.
SG: What projects and directions do you have in the works for the future?
HK: I am part of a plush show called Stuffed on Sept 10th in Baltimore MD, and I also have my first solo show coming up in Feb. of next year at Art Star in Philly. In general, I just plan to continue making stuff.
Visit Heidi online at mypapercrane.com!
This interview was conducted by boygirlpartay, a painter and proprietor of boygirlparty.com. She too outgrows houses due to her thrifting obsession; moving was always difficult with 14 typewriters.
- feature
- SATURDAY AUGUST 5 2006 3:00 PM
Magic Pony in Toronto
Submitted by boygirlpartay
Edited by Rahodeb
Magic Pony is a shop and gallery based in Toronto, Canada. Featuring a smart selection of vinyl toys, plush, prints, books and other underground art ephemera, the store is well-curated and a great place to grab hard-to-find cool stuff.
Some of my favorites here include:

Mr. TTT Burger by Friends With You

Repugnant/Appetizing Nosepicker Print by Gary Taxali

Chainsaw Cuff Links by Hoi-An Tang
Visit the shop if you're in the area and catch the latest art show with work from the artists at Space 1026, or just shop online.
- news
- TUESDAY JULY 11 2006 2:00 PM
A Keyboard for Squids and Cyborgs!
I can't help but look at this and ask myself, is this a joke? Do cephalopod actually use computers? Or is there a strain of super humans with spectacular finger mobility out there in need of a keyboard just for them? Thinkgeek.com is out to make life easier through a complicated looking new keyboard.
If you hold your hand up, and look at your fingers, they do not create a straight line. Each of your fingers has a different length. With a conventional keyboard, you have to contort your fingers to flatten out to allow you to type. This contortion of your fingers is one of the main reasons people end up with repetitive stress injuries (RSI). With a conventional keyboard you have to conform to the keyboard, instead of the keyboard conforming to your fingers. With the Maltron keyboard, the keyboard conforms to your fingers for increased comfort and even improved typing speed.
The keyboard conforms to my fingers? Is it made of delicious pudding or memory foam? Can I take it apart and use it to fill up the holes in my mattress that my cat ate?
With a conventional keyboard, only 8 of the 10 fingers get used. With the Maltron Keyboard your thumbs get more use then a conventional keyboard. Additionally, with a the keys being placed in a position more suitable to fit your fingers, you will be able to type faster. Many users report that the Maltron keyboard increased their speed by 20%, though each individual person will experience different results.
I will say I'm curious. Partially. If I could type 20% faster? Oh man, think of what I could do. 20% more ... efficient emails? IMs? Hot cyber chatting?! Can't say when it comes to my coding, I really look to type faster.
Maltron is offering this geeky new keyboard for a mere $489.99 . Now you can wow or horrify your friends with this curious gizmo!
- news
- WEDNESDAY JULY 5 2006 9:00 AM
Shanghai: "I, China" at Da-space
Submitted by boygirlpartay
Edited by Rahodeb
Vinyl toys are not exclusive to Happy Meals. All around the world, they've become 3-D canvases for the most contemporary forms of art: graffiti, digital, character design, etc.
Up-and-coming gallery Da>space in Shanghai is currently presenting "China's first DIY toy show." The prototype for the show ("I, WZL") was created by Shanghai painter, WZL. For the event, over 100 of WZL's vinyl toys have been customized by some of China's most promising young artists and designers.

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The opening of the show featured hands-on graffiti: stenciled toys lined the posts of the gallery where artists and visitors could create their own vision of a toy. Check out the Gallery Opening Photos.
The show opened June 29th and runs through July 31st.
Da>space is located at 84 FuJian Zhong Lu, 2nd Floor (at the intersection of Guang Dong Lu), Shanghai.
Not in Shanghai? Broken teleportation machine? You can catch plenty of photos of the show and it'll almost be like you're there.
Thanks to The Shanghaiist for the tip.



