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  • SATURDAY MARCH 24 2007 2:00 PM

White House Decides One Branch Of Government Is Best

George Bush is king. It happened yesterday, while we were all going about our business. Tony Snow broke the news to us on almost every news show and even during a White House press conference.


Snow to MSNBC: “There’s another principle, which is Congress doesn’t have the legislative — I mean oversight authority over the White House.”

Snow to MSNBC: “First, the White House is under no compulsion to do anything. The legislative branch doesn’t have oversight.”

Snow to Fox: “Congress doesn’t have any legitimate oversight and responsibilities to the White House.”

Snow to NBC: "Congress doesn't have any legitimate oversight and responsibilities to the White House."

Snow to NBC: "First, the White House is under no compulsion to do anything. The legislative branch doesn't have oversight."

Snow to ABC: "The executive branch is under no compulsion to testify to Congress, because Congress in fact doesn't have oversight ability."

MR. SNOW: Congress…does not have constitutional oversight responsibility over the White House, which is why by our reaching out, we're doing something that we're not compelled to do by the Constitution, but we think common sense suggests that we ought to get the whole story out, which is what we're doing.


Um. Okay. Now I’m not sure what to do. When someone tells you everything you learned as a child about your government is wrong – and that person is IN CHARGE, what do you do? This is quite simply freaky and disturbing.

The president has declared himself above the laws of our country and has said he will not be a part of our system of government. I don’t give a shit if you are conservative or liberal or moderate, you should understand we are walking into some very strange territory and anyone who supports this bullshit should be cast into the sea. (Do we do that?)

Oversight is real. The Supreme Court has ruled on it, on more than one occasion.


In affirming Congress' oversight powers, the Supreme Court in McGrain v. Daugherty stated that "the power of inquiry – with process to enforce it – is an essential and appropriate auxiliary to the legislative function." In Watkins v. United States the Court described Congress' oversight power by stating that the "power of the Congress to conduct investigations is inherent in the legislative process. That power is broad." The Supreme Court also observed that "a legislative body cannot legislate wisely or effectively in the absence of information respecting the conditions which the legislation is intended to affect or change."


Don’t sit back and think, wow, this is so out of character. We have been heading toward this for quite some time. Bush lied to get us into a disastrous war, he has been illegally tapping our phones, illegally looking at our internet exchanges, he broke campaign funding laws, he is writing his own little additions on laws passed by Congress, he has violated the anti-torture statute, as well as international torture laws, he has suspended habeas corpus and outed a CIA agent. Representative John Conyers believes Bush has broken 26 laws.

Put aside the fact that this makes the White House seem like it really has something to hide, that they are so guilty and have committed such crimes that they have to defy the Constitution.

Ask yourself this: What does happen when a sitting president decides he’s not going to play by the rules set forth by our Constitution? What happens when a President just says, “I’m not going to do that?” Not follow laws, just going to do what he wants to do. Welcome to scary territory.

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  • THURSDAY MARCH 1 2007 3:00 PM

US Was Pre-Hearing a Long Time Ago



For years now Bush has been repeating his mantra: The US doesn't negotiate directly with its enemies. Last October, the Republican National Committee aired ads that showed the results of “making nice” with our enemies.



Besides being fantastically retarded, the commercial makes a point: Talking to your enemies will lead you to being killed on a basketball court. But unfortunately for the Bush administration, not everyone agreed. The bi-partisan Iraq Study Group called for talks with Iran and Syria.

"In my view, it is not appeasement to talk to your enemies," James Baker, secretary of State for the former President Bush, said this week.


Bush, of course, dismissed the recommendation and refused to talk with Syria and Iran. But that was 2006 and the times are changing! The US has suddenly reversed course and decided to come to the table with Syria and Iran. But there’s just one hitch. We have to pretend like we never said that we wouldn’t talk with Iran or Syria. Even though there’s print media and stuff called video, it never happened.

Reporter: Why are you so defensive about going the diplomatic route?

Tony Snow: We're not. As a matter of fact, we've been going the diplomatic route all along. We're not being defensive. What we're trying to do is clarify, because it's important that people understand that this administration is serious when it comes to the Iranians about a precondition for bilateral negotiations and also for diplomatic relations, which is they can't be working toward a nuclear weapon ...

Reporter: Tony, is [the president] anxious to dissuade anybody from interpreting this as some change in policy?

Snow: Yes, because I think a lot of the press accounts yesterday just got it wrong, and I think it's important to get it right.

Reporter: What is wrong with saying -- well, why are you hesitant to embrace this sort of school of thought here that the administration has heard what the Baker-Hamilton group suggested, they've heard the calls from the Hill, as Secretary Rice talked about yesterday, and you're open to engaging on all fronts in a way that is, you're embracing something that you were pushing away before? What's wrong with that?

Snow: We were so good that we pre-heard it. As a matter of fact, we pre-heard it as early as 2002 if you want to take it that route, Jim.

Reporter: I'm not sure I follow.

Snow: Well, what you're saying is -- this is not a response to the Baker-Hamilton Commission, although it does comport with one of the recommendations.

Reporter: [So why did] Secretary Rice bring that up on the Hill yesterday, then?

Snow: Because what she was doing is -- everybody uses Baker-Hamilton as a talking point. She said, here, here is something Baker-Hamilton recommended that's --

Reporter: Well what's wrong with saying, yes, we're flexible, we're going to try it on all these different fronts, as opposed to going out of your way to knock down any impression that perhaps you're flexible diplomatically?

Snow: No, we're not -- that's -- here's part of the problem we're having, is that you are applying labels that don't really seem to apply to the situation. We -- "flexible diplomatically"? I mean, what exactly do you mean, "flexible diplomatically"? ...

Reporter: One more follow on this. Could it be that you're concerned -- if you are seen as embarking on a new policy, is the concern that the old policy was wrong?

Snow: No, the concern is you guys are getting it wrong and I don't know how to get you to get it through your heads that it's not new. I mean, it's not new. What's going on here is something that has a long-seated precedence. There are multilateral forums where, if the Iranians are there, we're not going to walk out. The Iraqis -- we have always said if they invite us to this regional forum, we will be there. They invited us; we're going to be there ...

Reporter: You're not saying we didn't put a stamp of approval on this with the Iraqis --

Snow: Of course, we did. We're very happy that this is going on.

Reporter: We pushed it, didn't we?

Snow: We have encouraged it.


Four-year-olds are running our government.

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  • SUNDAY DECEMBER 17 2006 4:00 PM

New Iraq Policy: Ignore The Dead Soldiers

The Bush administration has come up with a brilliant new policy to build support for the Iraq war: Don’t tell anyone how many soldiers have died. It is, quite simply, the most pathetic and insulting action the government could take. But, sadly, it is consistent with this president's leadership skills.

The Government Accountability Office just released a chart that shows the number of attacks in Iraq, month by month. Using a bar graph, it shows the attacks on Iraqi security forces, attacks on civilians and attacks on coalition forces. It covers the period from the beginning of the war, May 2003 all the way through August 2006.



No stats for September, October or November 2006. Why?


Joseph A. Christoff, the GAO official who produced the document said "I have all [the Pentagon's] data" for those months, he told me. But the military stamped it classified, he said. And despite making weeks of phone calls, he can't convince anyone there to declassify the numbers.

"They give conflicting reasons. For some reason, they haven't gotten through their bureaucracy."


Uh huh. I guess that is why when Tony Snow was asked about the number of dead today he refused to answer.


Q: I have two questions. Since the President knows how many Iraqis were killed in the two months period, how many were killed in the four years of war?

MR. SNOW: Two things; I know you asked the question in the gaggle. What you had was the President had a briefing on how many people were killed in combat activities. The Iraqi government, itself, compiles its own statistics on those who have died in the violence. I am sure that there is a briefing paper that has that exact number on it, or at least their best guesses on it.

Maybe the one important number is the nearly 27 million Iraqis no longer have to live under the terror and despotism of Saddam Hussein. They have an elected government, which many of them risked their lives to vote for. It's a unity government. And one of the chief aims, as we've just pointed out, is to get rid of the violence that is claiming lives unnecessarily and to allow that democracy to move forward peacefully.

Q: That isn't an answer.

MR. SNOW: Yes, it is.

Q: Why? Why can't you count the number who were killed in four years?

MR. SNOW: Well, apparently it's a difficult task, and I would refer you to the government of Iraq.


The last couple of months have brought day after day of really bad news from Iraq. We could have reached 3,000 soldiers dead. So, let’s just pretend like it's not happening. That is quality leadership.

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  • WEDNESDAY AUGUST 9 2006 11:00 PM

Chalk One Up For Al Qaeda

Why didn’t the Democrats just throw a party for Al Qaeda? That is the pertinent question today after Connecticut Democrats tossed one of the most important tools against terrorism out of their party: Joe Lieberman. The liberal, tree hugging pussies of New England should have just invited Al Qaeda to stick a bomb up the arses.

Republicans have already begun an effort to use patriot Joe’s defeat to portray Democrats as weak on national defense, and rightfully so. It was the theme that led to defeats in the past two major elections and it still holds true today.

In this video White House Spokesman Tony Snow asks an important question for Democrats: Do you take the war on terrorism seriously? The answer is obviously no because they voted out a Senator from a small state in New England. What more proof do you need that the Democrats want terrorists to attack and kill babies in America?

And Dick Cheney launched a volley with one of the most truthful statements ever uttered by man:


“It’s an unfortunate development, I think, from the standpoint of the Democratic Party, to see a man like Lieberman pushed aside because of his willingness to support an aggressive posture in terms of our national security strategy.’’


Showing what a classy guy he is, Cheney gave warm praise for Lieberman, who was his opponent for vice president in 2000. He rightfully said Lieberman’s loss would hearten American’s terrorist enemies, most of whom subscribe to the Hartford Courant. Cheney went on to break it down for the pussy Democrats.


“Terrorists are betting on the proposition that ultimately they can break the will of the American people in terms of our ability to stay in the fight and complete the task. And when we see the Democratic Party reject one of its own, a man they selected to be their vice presidential nominee just a few short years ago, it would seem to say a lot about the state the party is in today.”


Damn straight. A state called pussydom.

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  • MONDAY JUNE 19 2006 8:00 PM

Tony Snow Plays Too Much "Medal Of Honor"

Tags: Tony Snow, Iraq

The newest mouth of Sauron, Tony "Snow Job" Snow, couldn't wait to get on the Sunday talk shows to tell everyone just how important it is that we "stay the course" in Iraq.

The White House spokesman, Tony Snow, made the rounds on the Sunday morning political programs, saying that President Bush had every intention of sticking with the course he had set in Iraq, even as opinion polls suggested that most Americans were increasingly uneasy about the war.

"The president understands people's impatience — not impatience but how a war can wear on a nation," Mr. Snow said on the CNN program "Late Edition." "He understands that. If somebody had taken a poll in the Battle of the Bulge, I dare say people would have said, 'Wow, my goodness, what are we doing here?' But you cannot conduct a war based on polls."


He's going to have to explain that one to me again. The only possibility I can think of is that Snow is highly addicted to the entertaining video game "Medal of Honor" that pits allies against axis in the desperate battles of WWII. Because there's seriously no other explanation for why he would reference the battle of the bulge, other than to try and inject some nostalgia for a war with clear objectives and popular support into the dicussion surrounding the mess that Iraq has become. And while he is correct in saying that the day by day actions of a war cannot be conducted based on opinion polls, broad strategic strokes like deciding whether it's time to pull out of Iraq (or invade in the first place) are the province of politicians, who are presumably answerable to the public in the US. So public opinion should count for something.

Rep. John Murtha (D-PA) took the opportunity at the same time to discuss what he thought about Karl Rove's incredibly partisan victory-lap speech last week.

Mr. Murtha, in an appearance on the NBC News program "Meet the Press," was responding to a speech Mr. Rove delivered in New Hampshire last week attacking Democrats for what he called "that party's old pattern of cutting and running."

When Mr. Murtha was asked on Sunday for his reaction to Mr. Rove's remarks, he said: "He's making a political speech. He's sitting in his air-conditioned office on his big, fat backside saying, 'Stay the course.' That's not a plan."


Boom! Headshot!