Tom Sizemore Arrested For Meth Possession; Everyone Act Shocked
Man, the crime rate in our glorious country must be way down. It's the only reason I can think of that cops have nothing better to do than bring people like Pete Doherty or Tom Sizemore in on drug possession, acting like they're all shocked and appalled like they couldn't just stop these guys at any given random moment and have cause to arrest them on similar pointless charges. Aren't there gang members that they could be tracking down or something? There must not be, because here we go again with the Sizemore.
Tom Sizemore, on probation for a drug rap, was arrested Tuesday for investigation of possessing methamphetamine as he sat in a car outside a Bakersfield hotel.
[...]Officers were called to the hotel at about 7:30 a.m. by a report that a man had challenged an employee to fight while trying to check in, Terry said. The man, believed to be an associate of Sizemore's, had gotten into a dispute over whether he had a reservation, the detective said.
Jason Salcido, 33, of Whittier, was found to be on parole, and officers found he was carrying a "narcotic smoking pipe"... Officers learned that he and Sizemore were together and saw Sizemore sitting in a 2004 Ford Mustang in the hotel parking lot.
"He displayed symptoms of being under the influence," Terry said.
Tom Sizemore, showing symptoms of being under the influence? Inconceivable! What are we going to do with you, you wild man?
It's almost kind of sad, in a Robert Downey, Jr. sort of way. Except, you know, RD2 wasn't involved in anything potentially violent, last time I checked. Also he is going to be Ironman, which is intrinsically cool. As for Sizemore's more recent theatrical endeavors, well, anyone who has read about his little Sex Tape of Horrors understands that the man is just beyond sympathy. Keep it up, Tom. Burn out bright.
Tom Sizemore to Terrorize Audience with New Reality Show
In what will surely amount to a train wreck on film, VH1 gave amateur porn star/crack-head/sometime actor Tom Sizemore his own reality show. Producers claimed Sizemore wants to repair his reputation and career by exposing the real man behind the batshit-crazy persona. Toms career nosedived after his cocaine and alcohol addictions led him to do stupid things like beat the shit out of his Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss and attempt to use a prosthetic penis filled someone elses urine to take a court-ordered drug test.
VH1 senior vice president of series production Jeff Olde says, "You literally watch a man come unglued and unraveled from his own point of view. He lays it all out there." The series will follow the now-sober actor as he embarks on acting jobs, including a movie for the BBC being filmed in Canada.
Sizemore narrated the drama, employing his own video footage in flashback sequences. We can only hope none of this video footage came from his stomach-turning porn, XXX Tom.
