Tim Burton to Direct Video for The Killers
This news actually shocked me. Tim Burton has offered to direct a video for the third single off the Killers forthcoming sophmore LP "Sam's Town."...
Pro-Life Retard Takes The Onion Seriously
(WARNING: First link now contains a picture of a dead baby - posted after link was created) A pro-life lunatic known as Pete completely lost his fetus...
Johnny Depp Addresses the Gay Pirate Issue
In a recent Rolling Stone interview, Johnny Depp claimed he decided his character Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest should...
M. Night Shyamalan Takes on the Mouse
Director M. Night Shyamalan recently completed his tell-all book dishing the details of his uncomfortable relationship with Walt Disney Studios. The Man...
Anne Hathaway Discusses Melon Season
Poor, Anne Hathaway. Stanley Tucci abused the poor girl at every turn on the set of their latest movie, The Devil Wears Prada. But really, can you blame...
It Figures That This Sort of Shit Happens in the Most Liberal City in the Country. Goddamn Liberals.
While working on my soon-to-be-published magnum opus, "Confessions of a Conservative Heartbreaker," and engaging in some rigorous online research...