It's Time for Another Game of: Jesus or He-Man?
Texas has always prided itself on being BIG. Big state, big steaks, big trucks, big hats... and now, while the rest of the world is still looking for J.C.'s...
US Builds A Retarded Fence
In response to the insane, right wing anti-immigrant crowd, our government announced that we would be building a 700-mile border fence between the U.S.
You Know What American Schools Need? More Guns.
(image) So says a group called Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, which is "a non-partisan, grassroots organization comprised of over 8,000 college...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup!
(image) The time has come for you to set your gaze upon this weeks worst people alive. Every week I dig through the news to find Asshole Fuckfaces and...
Dont Mess With Texas Pedophiles
(image) Murphy, Texas is a small town 20 minutes outside of downtown Dallas. Its a wealthy community with a population just over 11,000. But most importantly,...
How Fun is it to Execute the Insane?
(image) Ah, Texas. How I love your criminal justice system. Basically, the issue is that death row appellants are only allowed one bite at the apple,...
How Much for That Baby in the Window?
(image) File this one under "unlikely to become law--riiight?" Texas state Senator Dan Patrick (R, as if you needed to ask) plans to introduce...
Chris Gores Footage Fetishes: SXSW Film Festival 2007
South by Southwest (aka SXSW) has firmly established itself as a film festival with its own identity. From the original selections of movies, to the panels,...
No Brainer: Vaccinate for HPV
(image) The brainless fundies in the Texas house of representatives are trying to ensure that plenty of Texan women keep getting cervical cancer. Big surprise:...
Dear Texas, You Are All Going To Die
Way back in March 2005 the city of Amarillo, Texas was almost wiped off the face of the earth by a nuclear explosion. Workers at the Pantex nuclear weapons...
Time To Video Tape The Cheating
Early election voting has begun and so has the cheating. As has become a tradition in voting since we began using electronic voting machines, voters attempt...
Cindy Sheehan Crams Her Uterus Into Sweet Texas Dirt
In an attempt to win the creepiest person in the world award, Cindy Sheehan was recorded at a book signing in Palo Alto, California saying that she buried...
Nude Sculpture Nearly Destroys Young Children
Last April, Texas elementary art teacher, Sydney McGee, took 89 fifth-graders on a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art. As is custom, parents signed...
Knitta, Please.
I don't know anything about Montrose, Texas besides that it is home to a gang of knitters called Knitta Please. This crew knits and purls for the street,...
Southern Death Party!
Tennessee is going balls to the wall with executions on June 28th. The state has scheduled five executions as they throw down the gauntlet with Texas.



