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The Taliban, whose regime has banned such things as clapping at sporting events, dancing, VCRs, pool tables, anything that plays music, television, lobster,...

Pro-Taliban rebels in northwest Pakistan have captured two military outposts in the past week. They struck first at Sararogha in South Waziristan. The...

(image) In March, 2001 the Taliban destroyed two giant Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Buddhas were carved into a sandstone cliff and...

(image) Just when you think Christians are the nuttiest fuckers in the land, Islam pulls a doozy. A new video that is making its way around Pakistan shows...

President Bush met with the leaders of Afghanistan and Pakistan yesterday, hoping to get them to stop bickering so they can kill terrorists together. President...

Foreign troops and visitors are ruining Afghanistan, according to religious officials. They have brought in prostitution and alcohol but now the government...

Afghanistan, the abandoned front in the war on terror. Remember when Afghanistan was our number one enemy, the place where training camps spawned terrorists...