Life Beyond the Bar Scene: After a Few Beers Everyone Looks Good and Other Love Stories
by Laurelin Relationships are funny. I remember thinking when I was dating my ex that two people couldn't be more perfect for each other. I was so...
Life Beyond the Bar Scene: Getting Naked With Laurelin
by Laurelin Missy recently posted something on SuicideGirls that got me thinking. She asked us to make videos of how SG has changed our lives, what it meant...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: How To Make A Zen Monster
by Brad Warner Zen Master Genpo Roshi has announced that he is disrobing. To “disrobe” as a Buddhist monk means that you formally quit the Buddhist...
Red, White and Femme: America is FUGLY
by Darrah de jour With the hypocritical and oppressive ‘beauty machine’ of America in full-swing, girls are getting “thinspiration” off food blogs...
Republicans Tell Big Bird and All Things Considered To Bugger Off
by Damon Martin According to the Republicans if you’re following Big Bird, you’re following a leftist liberal who will walk you straight into an abortion...
Life Beyond the Bar Scene: 7 Days and 7 Nights of Sobriety
by Laurelin The idea: Seven days of sobriety. This might not sound like a big deal to you guys, so imagine it this way: comparatively, I might as well...
Love Don’t Cost A Thing: What Men Really Want On Valentine’s Day
by Blogbot There’s been a lot of talk around the SG office about what to get our men for Valentine’s Day. Girls are pretty easy to buy for; flowers,...
Republicans Attempt To Slip A Proverbial Political Roofie As They Strive To Redefine Rape While Trying To Pass Anti-Abortion Law
by Damon Martin No means no, but not if you read the original text of Rep. Chris Smith’s bill, which he introduced to Congress on Jan 20. The “No Taxpayer...
Got Problems? Sex, Love and Relationship Advice From SuicideGirls’ Team Agony
by SG’s Team Agony feat. Casca, Perdita, and Shotgun Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: The Human Potential Movement Can Suck My Ass
by Brad Warner A couple weeks ago when I was in Durham, my friend Catie showed me an episode of the TV show Family Guy called “Brian Writes a Bestseller.”...
Male Workplace Bathroom Etiquette: A Primer
by Matt Dunbar For many men, one of the most confusing facets of the transition from college to the workplace occurs not in the proverbial boardroom or...
Christopher Hitchens: A Light That Continues To Burn
by Damon Martin It was a chilly November night when former British Prime Minister Tony Blair took to the stage of Toronto’s Roy Thompson Hall to participate...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: I Resent My High School
by Brad Warner I’ve been included in a Facebook group made up of people who are trying to plan my high school class’s reunion. I’ve never gone to...
Life Beyond the Bar Scene: When it’s Time to Move On
by Laurelin I always thought that my job in the service industry was a sign of failure. All the people I know from high school and college and well, life,...
Got Problems? Sex, Love and Relationship Advice From SuicideGirls’ Team Agony
by SG’s Team Agony feat. Galda, Rosaleigh, and Koshil Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Meditation, Depression and the Sense of Self
by Brad Warner I received two closely related questions via email this week, and I’d like to share my answers. I’ve rewritten these, so they’re not...
New Year’s Resolutions 2011: Shotgun Suicide
by Blogbot (video) Shotgun Suicide promises to forgo fried food and the F-word. What are your resolutions for 2011? (Leave them in the comments section...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Jesus is the Reason for the Season?
by Brad Warner Only a few more days before the annual War On Christmas ends! So get your shots in quick! Ever since returning to the United States after...
Atheists Are Good Without God (And It’s Not A War on Christmas)
by Damon Martin During the holiday season, atheists in America and Canada are letting everyone know they are still good without God. The message has been...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Living Simply
by Brad Warner I first got interested in spiritual practice when I was a teenager and my parents sat me down and told me about the horrible disease that...
Undies That Expose Our 4th Amendment Rights
by Blogbot We love this cheeky clothing line created by 4th Amendment Wear, which is guaranteed to put a smile on your face this holiday season while the...
There’s No ‘I’ In Black Friday
by Brett Warner Hearing his story, I couldn’t begin to imagine what behind those glass double-doors was worth Jdimytai Damour’s life. A little Googling...
American Asshole: Why We Need Kanye West
Love him or hate him, Kanye West is America’s favorite asshole. His endlessly hyped new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy hits stores next week,...
Election Day In The ‘Burbs
by Brett Warner It’s 9:45am at the Westfield community center in Trenton, Michigan. Despite a full parking lot and a cluster of cheerful, warmly dressed,...
Six Step Guide To Moving Back In With Your Parents
by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...
Lisbeth Salander: The Girl With The Funny Accent
by Brett Warner The Girl Who Played With Fire – the second film in the series based on Stieg Larsson’s best-selling “Milennium” Trilogy – arrived...
The Mischievous Vegan: Vegansexuality
By Malloreigh Dating is immeasurably frustrating. It’s not like the dating pool is huge to begin with – sure, there are lots of people out there, but...
The Governator vs. the Video Game Industry
by Damon Martin The Supreme Court of the United States of America will soon be taking on a precedent-making case, set to be heard in November of this...
Rivers Cuomo Isn’t Full of Shit
by Brett Warner Few bands manage to perpetually frustrate their fans the way Weezer does. With each new album, singer/songwriter Rivers Cuomo – a semi-secret...
Tank Girl, Genesis, and The Cool-Crap-Continuum
by Nicole Powers With her idiosyncratic style, DIY aesthetic, and kick-ass attitude, Tank Girl, who made her debut in Deadline in 1988, is without question...
That’s Why We Love Coke
Coca-Cola brings unexpected happiness with a vending machine that, when deployed and engaged, dispenses way more than a bottle of fun-tastic flavored corn...
Discourse of a Rogue Nerd: Tips for Dating a Nerd
by AJ Focht School is back in session and this is your chance to grab that nerdy guy (or geeky girl) that you missed out on last year. But before you rush...
The Art of Conception
by Lisa Brady Thanks to a new wave of reality TV shows like MTV’s Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant, and ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager,...
Could Someone Named Spricket24 Be The Internet’s Most Thought-Provoking Artist?
By Edward Kelly It starts innocently enough. A woman with red hair and a nervous smile sits in a non-descript room where the lighting is perfunctory at...
What’s Your Porn Pact?
by Dan Tabor I once had a fiancé who would only allow Hentai and “approved” porn in the house; that was the pact after finding my cache stashed on...
Why Lie If You Can Teleport?
by Nahp Suicide Many beer brands speak to men in a shared tone, showing them that they really understand their needs. Yet up to now, all intentions were...
Life’s A Game? A Social Rehearsal for a Location-Aware Future
To an advertiser, these networks are a dream come true. Foursquare’s technology based on the geographical mapping of where a person is, according to their...
The Crazy Things Women Do in the Name of Beauty: Vajayjay Edition
by Christine Dinh Jennifer Love Hewitt may have starred in my favorite workout video as a child, but she is no friend of mine. I’m going to blame our...
A Demand for A Jealousy-Free Existence!
by Nathalie Moody Jealousy. Why was this emotion created in the master-planning of the emotions? There must be some involvement from the devil here. He...
Hey Ladies! Here’s some douchey job advice from Summer’s Eve!
by Jay Hathaway So, let’s say you’re a woman, and you’d like to be paid more for your job. You’re obviously not going to go in and ask for a raise...



