Classic Set of The Day: Snow - Fries and a Shake
Classic Set of the Day:
Snow - Shake and Fries
Classic set of the Day nominated by shadrack1
He will get a 3 month subscription for having his classic set chosen as classic set of the day.
He nominated today's set because...
My friend and I had gone to the SG burlesque show, and moments after arriving he started chatting up some girl queing for a drink at the bar. We lost sight of her after awhile, but when the lights went out there she was on stage. Snow has been one of my favourite Suicide Girls ever since that night.
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xoxo
-missy
Snot Frosting: Cocaine Threatens Another Comeback
A man by the name of Rick James (may he rest in peace) once said on the Dave Chapelle Show, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!" But then again, he said a number of ridiculous things during the duration of his life because 95-percent of the time he was fucked up on coke. But, then again, so was everyone else in the 80s.
Speaking of which, today's generation seems to be extremely influenced by the 80s. With our ever-so-fashion-oriented scenesters, and with all the new wave-retro-electronica music out nowadays, it's no secret that romanticizing 80s excess is cool again. However, depending on your personal habits, a not-so-good 80s influence that seems to be "blowing" up again is the drug cocainebetter known as coke, blow, white girl, snow, white-white or yay.
The President of Bolivia, Evo Morales, apparently has big plans for cocaine in his country as well. Plans which involve major expansion in regards to the legal production of coca (the main ingredient being, of course, cocaine) in Bolivia by more than 60-percent. Morales says he wants to fight against drug trafficking. Sure you do, buddy. Keep in mind Bolivia is the world's third largest producer of cocaine.
In wee little Scotland, the number of cocaine users has doubled in the past few years, rising from a mere 600 users in 2002 to over 1,200 in 2006. And this consensus is only counting the Scots that actually admitted to using cocaine. This still doesn't count all the closeted coke heads. Needless to say, Parliament is more than peeved about the number of Scots who'll be ringing in the new year with a Ziplock full of nose confetti. Parliament wants to end the winter-wonderland bender, get Scotland off of the powder and work on an assertive solution to the growing drug problem. As if Train Spotting didn't clue them in enough. Good luck, Scotland. I salute you!
In other cocaine news, WebMD says that cocaine is, quote, "The most abused major stimulant in America today." Doesn't sound like news to me. It seems that these days, everyone is dusting their noses. But the habit is pricey. Because you can't just have a bump of coke. You have to have a bump of coke and a joint. Or a hot rail and a white russian. It all ends the same waywith your life in shambles and your rent money down the shitter. So have fun all you lovers of the nose-nonsense...just don't come to my house and pawn my TV so you can become another statistic.
"Secret Plan" for Iraq Revealed: To Win!
All this time Democrats and Iraq war critics have been complaining that Bush doesn't have a plan for victory in Iraq, that he dragged the US into a conflict without any sort of a coherent exit strategy, and that this will continue going on until there is a change in leadership. But Montana senator Conrad Burns (who is down in his reelection bid against Democrat John Tester) today let the world know during a debate against Tester that there is a plan, it's just a secret!
CONRAD BURNS: I said we gotta win. He wants to pull out. He wants everybody to know our plan. Thats not smart. If you had a plan in order to win are you gonna tell the enemy? Hes not the enemys not gonna tell us! That is absolutely unbelievable that anyone would take that approach! He says our president dont have a plan. I think hes got one. But hes not gonna tell everybody in the whole world. And if you wanna go out and spar for a fight or you gonna tell your enemy what your plan is? I dont think so. And thats the way well win it, Because we want to win it.
[SNIP TESTER REMARKS]
BURNS: Again he says theres no plan. There is a plan. Were not gonna tell you, John. Were not gonna tell you what our plan is because youll just go out there and blow it. Period! By heavens, thats just common sense. Thats enough.
So the plan is a secret, and Burns, with a seat on the Senate appropriations committee, which helps allocate federal funds for things like military hardware, is privy to this knowledge. But he won't tell us what it is, because that might ruin everything!
White House spokesman Tony Snow, on the other hand, couldn't contain his excitement over the secret plan, and accidentally let the confidential information slip during a press conference.
Tony Snow, the White House spokesman, said the sudden surge in troop deaths would not force President Bush to alter his war plans.
No, his strategy is to win, Mr. Snow said in Washington. The president understands not only the difficulty of it, but he grieves for the people who have served with valor. But as everybody says correctly, weve got to win. And that comes at a cost.
So that's the secret plan! Of course! It's a shame that Snow didn't have the discipline to keep it under wraps, because it sounds like a solid strategy for victory.
In totally unrelated news, ten US soldiers were killed in Iraq today and October is already the worst month of this year for US casualties in Iraq. But at least we're winning.
Bush Actually Uses Terrorism For Political Gain!
Yesterdays absurd statements from Vice President Dick Cheney and White House spokesman Tony Snow regarding Democrats weakness on the issue of terrorism began to make sense today as authorities revealed a plot to blow up 10 airliners. Snow and Cheney leapt upon the defeat of Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut Senate primary to point out how Democrats are out of touch with what is required to secure out country. Snow said Democrats wanted to raise a white flag in the war on terror. Meanwhile Cheney held a very unusual conference call with reporters to attack the Democrats as weak against terrorism.
"That somehow we can retreat behind our oceans and not be actively engaged in this conflict and be safe here at home, which clearly we know we won't, we can't, be.
Really? He actually used the terms Oceans? You mean that big thing planes have to FLY over to get to America?
And then surprise, surprise, a huge terrorist plot is suddenly REVEALED today. How so very odd. Today the White House explained that Bush first learned about the plot on Friday. He then received two detailed briefings over the weekend, as well as having two conversations with Tony Blair. I think we can assume the conversations went something like this:
Blair
Were going to arrest some terrorists.
Bush
Hold off on that for a couple of days, we need to
get in the press and call the Democrats pussies for a
couple of days.
Blair
Yes, master.
Republicans are hoping the arrests will turn into political gains because they have absolutely nothing to campaign on except the security of our country. And they have failed miserably at that.
"I'd rather be talking about this than all of the other things that Congress hasn't done well
- Anonymous Republican Congressional aide
"Weeks before September 11th, this is going to play big"
- Anonymous White House official
Meanwhile, across the pond, the news coincidentally could also help a battered Blair, who is the verge of being tossed out of office. Ministers are said to be furious at Blair's handling of the Israel-Lebanon crisis and are pushing for an emergency recall of parliament, hoping it will result in the Prime Minister's downfall.
Monster Angry
The Bush administration is continuing its destructive assault of Americans privacy, this time by tapping into an immense international database of confidential financial records. The program is similar to the bullshit anti-terrorism program of warrentless spying on telephone calls and e-mails. Yesterday Treasury Secretary John Snow called the financial-records effort "government at its best." Right on, Mussolini.
The program was such good government that it was kept secret until it was uncovered by news organizations. Now the administration is furious with the treasonous new organizations who are putting our country in danger. Dick Cheney was at a luncheon on Friday in Chicago and he broke it down so we simple folk could understand how bad the press is being.
What I find most disturbing about these stories is that some of the news media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people. That offends me.
Imagine how offended Awful Dick must have been when he and his own office outed a CIA spook who was working on gathering information on Irans pursuit of WMDs? Or how offended he must have been when on August 11, 2001 the CIA interrupted President Bushs vacation to tell him terrorists were planning on hijacking planes. Then the President did nothing and the planes were flown into the WTC. Man, Awful Dick really must have been offended.
Or can he be offended? It is possible to offend a monster? Do not be surprised if someday we see Awful Dick rising out of the water, attacking Japan. Shooting lasers out of his eyes, smoke coming from his ears, fists clenched as he storms the beach. Do not be surprised.