Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

One Porn Per Child

Easily accessible, the One Laptop Per Child initiative brings more than just technology to children's fingertips. A recent report pointed to porn surfacing across numerous pupils' screens within a primary school in Nigeria. "Efforts to promote learning with laptops in a primary school in Abuja have gone awry as the pupils freely browse adult sites with explicit sexual materials," stated the News Agency of Nigeria. What better lesson in learning than an accurate introduction to the internet?

Outdoor Shower Lets You Lather, Rinse, Repeat Your Lovemaking

Adventurous towards the outdoors? A new way to wash off the dirt may save you a skinny dip after a messy sex session in the mud. The Outdoor Shower, created by Danny Venlet for Viteo, consists of a pressure-activated platform that sprays upwards once stepped on. Aside from lathering off your lust, we're sure the shower provides a pleasing bidet-like sensation to your recently pleasured parts.

Watching The Submarine Races

Deep-sea sex is nothing new for the rich and flirtatious. Submerged in a submarine, Mile Deep Club veterans prefer the privacy of the Pacific. Unfortunately, the well-off are learning quickly that the ocean is not entirely their oyster. Reports of "excited" dolphins interrupting intercourse have emerged from various luxury vessels. "Dolphins are easily excited when they sense people making love. They get jealous and bang their noses against the window," said US submarines president Bruce Jones. While the idea of making dirty-minded dolphins jealous may be a turn on, it's probably best to watch the submarine races in safety.