Plissken's Shit Booze Review: Earthquake High Gravity Lager
I am not what most would call a man of high-dollar tastes. The only suit I ever owned was from J.C. Penney’s and I readily admit to not seeing a problem...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Double Down
Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: JITB BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger
Remember 1993? Boy, I sure do. I was obsessed with White Zombie, Warhammer 40,000, and pretty much every girl's tits at school. And, yes, I am including...
Shit Happens
Anyone who has ever lived in an apartment building and had to share the laundry facilities knows the frustration of having people leave their clothes in...
Circuit Court To FCC: Go Fuck Yourselves
(image) Remember when President Bush corralled that twat Tony Blair at the G8 conference last year and was caught on camera saying they needed to get...
Jonathan Kesselmans Suicide Watch: Mel, You Have To Fucking Be Kidding Me!
Alright, Ive had enough. I'm overwrought. I just finished watching Mel Gibsons interview with Diane Sawyer, and Mel, seriously, you have to fucking...



