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Abandon All Hope: Cycle of Lunacy

WEDNESDAY MAY 28 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by Fractal. Edited By erin_broadley.

Here's a little piece of advice, mostly for the ladies, but boys – take it as you will.

When filing for divorce, and you aren't yourself a lawyer, trained...

MISUSING SEX (Part a Million)

MONDAY MAY 26 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by Brad_Warner. Edited By Brad_Warner.

Here’s an e-mail I got recently:


Hi Brad,

Some pieces of yours I've been reading lately make it seem like you advocate porn. In your book...

Abandon All Hope: Romance in the World of Single

SUNDAY APRIL 27 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by Fractal. Edited By erin_broadley.

There is something so obvious about the choices we must make when we are in the world of single. We all know when something is "right" or "wrong" for us,...

Will Fuck for Net Neutrality

TUESDAY APRIL 22 2008 10:30 PM

Submitted by roguemind. Edited By crispy.

Internet regulations. Media tycoons. Virgins. Tania Derveaux.
What do these things have in common?

Fun with Cephalopods

MONDAY APRIL 7 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by Flux. Edited By erin_broadley.

Cephalopods are awesome. They are incredibly sexy and the most intelligent class of invertebrates.

Abandon All Hope: Fatalist Love

SUNDAY MARCH 30 2008 1:00 AM

Submitted by Fractal. Edited By erin_broadley.

Like most people of our generation, I've been bouncing from one relationship to the next breakup the majority of my dating life. These are splattered with...

The Sunday Hangover with Warren Ellis

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 4 2007 6:00 AM

Submitted by warrenellis. Edited By warrenellis.

THE SUNDAY HANGOVER
010
WARREN ELLIS


The "Hot Carl," apparently, is where a mentally ill man loosely stretches cellophane across the open mouth of...

Love and Robots

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 4 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by Rahodeb. Edited By Rahodeb.



I went as Pris from Blade...

Tuesday Tasting: Arse Elektronika

TUESDAY OCTOBER 9 2007 4:30 AM

Submitted by arielwaldman. Edited By arielwaldman.



Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

(Image:...

Man With 78 Kids Going for 100

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 13 2007 12:27 AM

Submitted by thefreak. Edited By erin_broadley.



If you thought the story of Jim Bob Dugger, his semen trough, uh, wife and their 17...

Plotting Attraction Theory

MONDAY AUGUST 6 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by seanbonner. Edited By erin_broadley.



Sex is a form of communication. You could strip away everything and compare it to anything from holding hands to instant...

Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: The Porno Buddhist

SATURDAY AUGUST 4 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by Brad_Warner. Edited By Brad_Warner.

It has recently been brought to my attention that I am now apparently known in Buddhist circles as the “Porno Buddhist.” This, it seems, is a source of...

Why Do I Fuck Thee? Let Me Count The Ways

THURSDAY AUGUST 2 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by thefreak. Edited By erin_broadley.



Humans have sex. Lots of it.

We give it many names; intercourse, coitus, "making love," fucking, boinking, and...



How many times have you been waiting patiently in line to use a public restroom, only to discover that the non-stop...

Tuesday Tasting: Laptops, Showers, and Submarines

TUESDAY JULY 24 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by arielwaldman. Edited By Gerry_D.



Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

One...

Who Wants to Get Their G-Spot Pierced?

SUNDAY JUNE 3 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



If you’re a member of SuicideGirls.com, chances are you’re going to be pro-body modification in general. One need...

Don't Objectify My Love of Objects

WEDNESDAY MAY 30 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by Aaron_Lariviere. Edited By erin_broadley.



As if you didn’t know how weird and perverse people can be, along comes a tiny group of fringe deviants who have gone...

People Are Going to Fuck No Matter What

SATURDAY APRIL 14 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By Subrosa.

From the “How is this News!?!” Department of the Center for Really Unsurprising Studies Proving Shit That Is Painfully Obvious To Everyone Except The Bush...

Harvard Kids Don't Put Out

SUNDAY MARCH 25 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By _DictionaryGirl_.

Or some of them don’t, anyway. And despite the fact that a great deal of...

Sisters Doing it for Themselves (and Everyone Else, Too)

TUESDAY MARCH 6 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by Bitch_PhD. Edited By erin_broadley.



Meet Loretta Ross, one of the founding...

Breakfast Party: Milano Style

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 27 2007 1:00 AM

Submitted by Cherry. Edited By erin_broadley.



While I was in Milan last week I was taken to a party to learn how the Italian underground wastes away their Saturday...

Women Gamers Love to Bone

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by Posh. Edited By erin_broadley.



I mean, I know I do! According to Gametart, the UK's largest online game rental company, women who play games have...

Women Declare WARdrobe

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 6 2007 10:00 PM

Submitted by Colin_ORegan. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hypothetically, you're standing on the edge of a cliff with your girlfriend, who has chosen this place to show you...

Make It a Double: Sexpresso Steams Up Seattle

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 6 2007 4:00 AM

Submitted by erin_broadley. Edited By erin_broadley.



Seattle is to coffee like New York to cosmos, Tijuana to tequila, or like the entire state of Texas is to Steel Reserve—an...

The Happiest Place on Earth: Italy Opens Sex Parks

MONDAY JANUARY 29 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by Colin_ORegan. Edited By erin_broadley.



Screw the love shacks, get busy outdoors in Italy's newly announced...

Pronto Condoms Take the Fumble Out of Darkness

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16 2006 4:00 AM

Submitted by Aeryka. Edited By Rahodeb.

So apparently these are easier than the ones we currently play with in the dark. Sort of takes the fun...

Feds: No Fucking on Planes

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Becoming a member of the mile high club is a staple fantasy of virtually every frat boy in the nation. While the...

Republicans: Abstinence for Everyone!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 31 2006 5:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By Rahodeb.

Abstinence-only sex education is all the rage now from government moralists who claim that it is the only effective way to stop the spread of STDs (while...

Using Craigslist for Sex

THURSDAY OCTOBER 12 2006 10:00 AM

Submitted by SteveIsaacs. Edited By SteveIsaacs.



Can the vastly popular bulletin board site Craigslist.com alleviate your sexual...

Jonathan Kesselman's Suicide Watch: The Intimacy Issue

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 21 2006 10:00 AM

Submitted by Jon_Kesselman. Edited By Jon_Kesselman.

I’m an anxious guy. Before I was born, back in 1974, the doctors didn’t use ultrasound. Rather, they would determine a childs' sex by checking...

Needled News: Marisa DiMattia's Tattoo Revue

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18 2006 10:00 AM

Submitted by Marisa_DiMattia. Edited By Rahodeb.

While the tattoo news this week was dominated by demure, feel-good stories about tattooed women, I'd first like to take a moment and give a shout out to...

Fun with Reference Guides

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 11 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by PeoplePaula. Edited By Rahodeb.

Remember back in the day, when learning about sex meant sneaking a peak at "The New Our Bodies, Ourselves" in the school library...when a glimpse at a Playboy...

Baptist Church: Women Can't Teach Men!

MONDAY AUGUST 21 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The First Baptist Church of Watertown, New York would like to welcome all its congregants to the eleventh...

Janet Jackson Says Men Can't Keep Up with Her

SUNDAY JULY 30 2006 8:00 PM

Submitted by PopMonger. Edited By PopMonger.

No, my first name ain't baby
It's Janet - Miss Jackson if you're nasty


Sadly, the pop star says she's been known as Janet to most men.

In...

Falwell Blames "Sex-Crazy" World on "Hollywood Scene"

WEDNESDAY JUNE 28 2006 5:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

Moral Majority leader Jerry Falwell, in a recent sermon at his home church in Lynchburg, VA, denounced “moral...

Child Humping Canada Takes a Cold Shower

FRIDAY JUNE 23 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In a move that will greatly anger NAMBLA’s great white north contingent, Canada...

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