Why Don’t You Grow Up Already, 20-Something?
by Christine Dinh I’m on the brink of a quarter life crisis. (This does exist; the self-help section at my local Borders tells me so.) As my 25th birthday...
Discourse of a Rogue Nerd: The Power of Self-Respect
by AJ Focht An interesting change from the comic to the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim VS. The World was the use of the “Power of Self-Respect” sword...
Tips to Picking a Sex Toy
by Angelita As a sex shop employee, I know how difficult it is to pick a sex toy. You finally work up the courage to get into the sex shop and you’re...
Weird Science
by Jules Bleach Over the years I have built up this Ideal. A checklist of features that have inevitably turned me into a picky pretentious asshole, but...
Con(tinuity)
One Man’s Homage to His Beloved Pair of Sneakers by Jules Bleach I was born into this world bright red, kicking & screaming. From the loving, caring...
The Basement of My Brain: Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
by Jules Bleach In the third grade we had to do a practical Life Exercise program, which just involved us bunch of rapscallions doing group exercises like...
Freaks Unite
by Nathalie Moody Are you someone that identifies themselves differently than the average guy or gal? Someone who stands out and stands up for their lovely...




