I know youre just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazzbut you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know youve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating reality show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but youre looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, whats up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I dont know, Im just thinking out loud, Scott.
