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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 24 2007 2:17 AM

Baio Looks Beat

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazz—but you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know you’ve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating “reality” show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but you’re looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, what’s up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud, Scott.