This is a big week for idiots. They are doing their best to make us aware of something that does not exist: Islamofascism. It would be kind of like having a Headless Horseman Awareness Week, or a Bogeyman Awareness Week. So, get out your favorite anti-Islamofascist costumes, because October 22-26 we are getting very fucking aware!

Smell that? It is the sweet smell of idiots trying to think. The main moron behind this pathetic awareness week is David Horowitz. Apparently Davey had some conversations with students from different university campuses who were “concerned” how little their fellow students knew about the murderous monsters of the Middle East. The students were also worried about the“unholy alliance” between campus leftists and jihadists “seeking to undermine the War on Terror."

Admittedly the “unholy alliance” is a huge problem. You can’t swing a dead ocelot on campus these days without hitting a jihadist and a liberal who are holding hands. Thankfully, The Horo stepped up and is doing what he can to make us aware of this pressing danger.

The events sound pretty awesome and make me wish I were in college again. I do miss having protests against things that aren’t real. (I was president of the Chupacabra Awareness Group for one semester) Check out the festivities.

Memorial services for the victims of Islamic Terror both in America and around the globe.

A Student petition denouncing Islamo-Fascist violence against women, gays, Christians, Jews and non-religious people.

A Teach-In on “The Oppression of Women in Islam.”

Sit-ins in Women’s Studies Departments and campus Women’s Centers to protest their silence about the oppression of women in Islam.

Prominent speakers against Islamo-Fascism such as Ayan Hirsi Ali, Mark Steyn, David Horowitz, Nonie Darwish, Christina Hoff Sommers, Phyllis Chesler, Frank Gaffney and Daniel Pipes.

Documentary films about the Islamo-Fascist crusade against America, Israel and the West.

Distribution of materials on Islamo-Fascism including the pamphlets The Oppression of Women in Islam, The Islamic Mein Kampf, Why Israel is the Victim, Jimmy Carter’s War Against the Jews, and What Every American Needs to Know About Jihad.

How great is it that they managed to get David Horowitz to speak? Someone must have had to make a lot of phone calls. I also wonder how many of the right wing kids who are going to partake in the sit-in at the Women’s Studies Department are anti-abortion and against an ERA amendment.

The events should be fun, even though there is no such thing as an Islamofascism, according to Juan Cole of the University of Michigan.

But it sounds awesome! So, fuck off Mr. Lefty Professor. Go buy another tweed blazer with patches on the elbows. I’ll take the word of one time super Senator Rick Santorum over you any day of the week. Or these exact days.

If Santorum is involved, you know it’s serious! So be there or be a jihadist! Enjoy the shit out of this week America!

Little Ricky's concession speech. Fucking sweet.

And he thanks God.....for losing.

Bow your heads. Little Ricky is done. Thanks for stopping by woman hater. I guess you have to stop abortions somewhere else.


LOSER

Rick Santorum has created the lamest ad of the election season. The commercial takes place in a wrestling ring. While wrestlers toss each other to the mat, little Ricky delivers a powerful message: He can work with others.

He proudly explains that he has worked with Joe Lieberman, Barbara Boxer and (gasp) Hillary Clinton, while grown men grovel around him in cute outfits.

Ha, ha, well said, sir. And not at all retarded. Way to pull in the wrestling vote, because they are so very concerned about partisan bickering. The entire Santorum campaign staff should now be driven out to a field and one by one, put out of their misery. It’s the only way to stop them from further embarrassment.



Republicans have already written off little Ricky and stopped all funding for his barely alive campaign. The only way Santorum can get any ads on the air is to purchase them himself. And that is exactly what he has done but not for the brilliant wrestling ad. Instead, Santorum has decided to go the “scare the shit out of America” route like so many of his Republican colleagues. Little Ricky’s campaign has purchased $700,000 worth of ad time for a crazy mushroom cloud commercial. It’s a treat.

Little RIcky Santorum and Bob Casey Jr. had a debate last night to show Pennsylvanians their leadership skills. Ricky thought it would be a good time to go batshit crazy. Nothing says "elect me" more than leaning over the podium and crying like a baby that your opponent isn't answering the questions. Me thinks someone is not handling being down in the polls so well.



Go ahead, watch it again, it's fun.

The watchdog group Citizens for Ethics and Responsibility in Washington (CREW) has released a list of the 20 most corrupt members of Congress. Strangely, Republicans dominate the list. You would think being in power for 12 years after making their Contract with America that whey would not have become exactly what they railed against in the early ‘90s. Remember those days? The wide-eyed, young, new kids standing on the steps of Congress, proudly holding up a list of things they weren’t going to do. Such as the first two:

Not done and not done.

The list of whores includes some well-known names such as Bill Frist and Rick Santorum and members who are under investigation by the FBI, such as Senator Conrad Burns and Reps. Jerry Lewis, William Jefferson and Alan Mollohan.

One of the best on the list is New York Rep. John Sweeney, who a few months back showed up drunk to a local frat party, threw a taxpayer funded Winter sporting weekend and hired his wife as a fundraiser even though she had no previous fundraising experience. And the top Democrat on the list, Rep. William Jefferson was videotaped accepting $100,000 from an investor who was wearing a wire. The FBI then raided his house and found the cash in the freezer, wrapped in tin foil.