We’re down to the second to last Asshole Fuckface Roundup of all time. I’ve been called up to the big leagues. Asshole Fuckfaces will no longer be my...

Most of the time I get the Republican mindset. More often than not, it is just team vs. team. Their astounding hypocrisy knows no bounds. When in control,...

I was very sad to see Obama pass on my gay pick for the Supreme Court. I really wanted the Republicans to be forced to show their colors as they made homosexuality...

Smell that? That’s the smell of Asshole Fuckfaces. It kind of smells like someone opened up a pig’s anus and inserted hate. It’s not pleasant at all.

The Republican self-destruction has transitioned from amusing to completely ridiculous. I’d like to say Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s response to...

America is clearly overburdened with morons. They are a loud, uneducated group of people who live by one slogan: Taxes Are Bad. No matter the situation,...

These are exciting times for America. A new leader is rising out of the ashes and he could be dumber and brasher than anyone we’ve seen in quite some...

Never thought I’d make this comment, but the Democrats are handling Rush Limbaugh with brutal efficiency. For many years, Democrats have been terrified...

Well, the Republicans sure did fight for their beliefs last week, didn’t they? Quite an impressive move standing up for CEOs during the first bailout,...

The Republican Party is floundering like a gay penis in a vagina. They really have no idea what to do. Some want to go more religious conservative, while...

Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...

It’s time for America to get its bailout on again. Detroit has turned into a giant bag of ass and we need to do something about it. They want 25 billion.

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

Now that we are getting down to the final days of the campaign, it’s time to take a look at how Republicans will steal this election. Bush stole the 2000...

In what may be the most pathetic villain campaign since the War on Christmas, Republicans have picked a new bad guy: the Association of Community Organizations...

Turns out Democrats can be just as horrible, hateful people as our GOP friends. This week Democrats in a couple of primaries took the low road with ugly...

Wow. Here we are. Who knew we would make it another week and enjoy the horrors of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup together? Sadly, I had much to choose...

The current Democrats are the weakest, most spineless fucks ever to grace the halls of Congress. After months of attempting destroy the 4th amendment,...

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen.

The big news during this primary season is not Barack Obama, but the shit kicking Republicans have taken in three Congressional districts. Illinois, Louisiana...

It was bound to happen. The new conservative movement hates reality and anything that impedes them from doing what they want. They are basically a group...

Last week the Republicans held two debates. To say it was like watching aliens would be an understatement. This could be the most idiotic group of men...

(image) Ah, yes, I just called the golden boy a religious lunatic. That is the term I apply to people in this day and age who do not believe in evolution...

(image) The race for the Republican nomination is a complete disaster. Each candidate is coming apart at the seams in spectacular fashion and it is truly...

(image) As embarrassing as it is to be an American these days, with our pathetic political representation, disgraceful media and voter apathy, Wednesday...

(image) When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans. Democrats claimed they would...

(image) Next year’s elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually win elections and that has...

(image) Mitt Romney just needs to walk away. His run for the White House is becoming a joke. People in his own party are beginning to make brutal ads...

(image) I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war because they know it will kill...

(image) It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort Of Bad Guy does it because Really...

(image) Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three major bills with filibusters.

(image) The time has come for you to set your gaze upon this week’s worst people alive. Every week I dig through the news to find Asshole Fuckfaces and...

(image) The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better. Bush is so unpopular and out...

(image) Remember Senator David Vitter? A few weeks ago we learned that he used to spend time banging hookers. The Louisiana Senator apologized for “a...

(image) The corruption of the current White House is fucking amazing, especially considering George told us he was going to bring honor and respectability...

(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...

(image) It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they are invertebrates. The good...

(image) If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats have not gotten shit done...

(image) It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup! This week there was such an...

(image) I’m going to ask you to try to remember the way things used to be many moons ago, in the year of our Lord two thousand and five. A different party...