Wow. Here we are. Who knew we would make it another week and enjoy the horrors of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup together? Sadly, I had much to choose...

The current Democrats are the weakest, most spineless fucks ever to grace the halls of Congress. After months of attempting destroy the 4th amendment,...

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen. ...

The big news during this primary season is not Barack Obama, but the shit kicking Republicans...

It was bound to happen. The new conservative movement hates reality and anything that impedes them from doing what they want. They are basically a group...

Last week the Republicans held two debates. To say it was like watching aliens would be an understatement. This could be the most idiotic group of men...

Ah, yes, I just called the golden boy a religious lunatic. That is the term I apply to people in this day and age...

The race for the Republican nomination is a complete disaster. Each candidate is coming apart at the seams in spectacular...

As embarrassing as it is to be an American these days, with our pathetic political representation, disgraceful media...

When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans.

Next year’s elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually...

Mitt Romney just needs to walk away. His run for the White House is becoming a joke. People in his own party are...

I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war...

It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort...

Yesterday was a great day for horrible people. Congratulations to the Republicans in Congress for stopping three...

The time has come for you to set your gaze upon this week’s worst people alive. Every week I dig through the news...

The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better.

Remember Senator David Vitter? A few weeks ago we learned that he used to spend time banging hookers.

The corruption of the current White House is fucking amazing, especially considering George told us he was going to...

Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on...

It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they...

If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats...

It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup!

I’m going to ask you to try to remember the way things used to be many moons ago, in the year of our Lord two thousand...

It’s official; the Republican presidential candidates are a disaster. A new AP poll found that Republicans chose...

In 2005, Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham plead guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail...

People looking for a president who reminds them of a cranky, old man from a Scooby Doo cartoon may be in luck because...

It's 7-7-07. You know what that means! It's time for another Asshole Fuckface Roundup! There are an enormous amount...

Americans love to talk shit about the two party system. I know I do. They are both giant assholes, spewing out immense...

Anyone living in America the past fifteen years would think Republicans are gay hating bigots who can’t stand big...

…Among the youth, that is. Or so they...

After the 9/11 attacks, George Bush had political capital to spend. With his support skyrocketing, he chose to make...

The House of Representatives is the closest thing Americans have to a truly representative democracy. While states...

I just received a call from the local ABC affiliate here in Los Angeles asking me if I wanted to take part in a political...

Everyone assumed Democrats would be the first to cave on Iraq. The Washington Post went as far as to print...

I know it’s early, but I’m calling it. The race is over. The only hitch is that the guy I am declaring the winner...

Yesterday, war-lover Joe Lieberman said the he might switch...

On Monday, Senate Republicans blocked a debate on the Iraq war and stopped...

Part of the purpose of the US Department of Justice is to investigate elected officials suspected of participating in illegal...