by SG’s Team Agony feat. Smythe, Leandra, and Atlea Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.

by Blogbot There’s been a lot of talk around the SG office about what to get our men for Valentine’s Day. Girls are pretty easy to buy for; flowers,...

by SG’s Team Agony feat. Casca, Perdita, and Shotgun Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.

by SG’s Team Agony feat. Bow, Jaeci and Yesenia Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.

by Matt Dunbar For many men, one of the most confusing facets of the transition from college to the workplace occurs not in the proverbial boardroom or...

by Brad Warner I’ve been included in a Facebook group made up of people who are trying to plan my high school class’s reunion. I’ve never gone to...

by Laurelin I always thought that my job in the service industry was a sign of failure. All the people I know from high school and college and well, life,...

by SG’s Team Agony feat. Galda, Rosaleigh, and Koshil Let us answer life’s questions – because great advice is even better when it comes from SuicideGirls.

by Brad Warner I received two closely related questions via email this week, and I’d like to share my answers. I’ve rewritten these, so they’re not...

by Brad Warner Only a few more days before the annual War On Christmas ends! So get your shots in quick! Ever since returning to the United States after...

by Brad Warner I first got interested in spiritual practice when I was a teenager and my parents sat me down and told me about the horrible disease that...

by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...

By Malloreigh Dating is immeasurably frustrating. It’s not like the dating pool is huge to begin with – sure, there are lots of people out there, but...

by Star Padilla Want a drastic reduction in the number of men who bug you with creepy advances? I highly suggest you invest some money in a fake engagement...

by AJ Focht School is back in session and this is your chance to grab that nerdy guy (or geeky girl) that you missed out on last year. But before you rush...

by Lisa Brady Thanks to a new wave of reality TV shows like MTV’s Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant, and ABC Family’s The Secret Life of the American Teenager,...

By Edward Kelly It starts innocently enough. A woman with red hair and a nervous smile sits in a non-descript room where the lighting is perfunctory at...

by Bob Suicide Geeks in general are often characterized as the archetypal introverted boy: thick plastic-rimmed glasses, suspenders, and high-waisted pants.

by Dan Tabor I once had a fiancé who would only allow Hentai and “approved” porn in the house; that was the pact after finding my cache stashed on...

by Nathalie Moody Jealousy. Why was this emotion created in the master-planning of the emotions? There must be some involvement from the devil here. He...

by Lisa Brady It’s been quite some time since The Cleavers came to us once a week to share their life lessons and morals. Over 50 years, in fact. A...

by Christine Dinh I’m on the brink of a quarter life crisis. (This does exist; the self-help section at my local Borders tells me so.) As my 25th birthday...

by Jules Bleach So what happens after the happily ever after? Or more specifically the moment it begins. Most stories are based on two things, Girls and...

by Star Padilla I need an answer to a question that’s boggled my mind for some time now: Is it truly bad of me to date someone whom I can tell genuinely...

by AJ Focht An interesting change from the comic to the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim VS. The World was the use of the “Power of Self-Respect” sword...

by Dan Tabor If you thought break-ups were complicated when you were still among the dating, you have absolutely nothing on our digital lovebirds of today.

by Angelita As a sex shop employee, I know how difficult it is to pick a sex toy. You finally work up the courage to get into the sex shop and you’re...

by Bunny McIntosh (image) [GoGo Suicide in Leon] My Dear, dear DKWTT, You, my honey, are suffering. Evolutionarily, people find it difficult to separate.

by Brett Warner “I don’t really like this song.” She achieves in six offhand words what took Robert Smith most of the last two decades to accomplish:...

by Bob Suicide Geek and chic are becoming synonymous these days. I was looking at a fashion blog this morning that was praising the fashion-forward notion...

by Christine Dinh We all know the phrase “We can still be friends, right?” ranks up there as one of the worst phrases one person can say to another...

by Jules Bleach Over the years I have built up this Ideal. A checklist of features that have inevitably turned me into a picky pretentious asshole, but...

by Star Padilla There have been some crazy stories that come from reconnecting with people from our pasts via Facebook, MySpace, PlentyofFish, etc. I understand...

by Bob Suicide There are two different kinds of geeks: those that take the blue pill and the ones that take the red…and depending upon which color you...

by Christine Dinh It’s hard to hold back your inner Julie Powers or Regina George, sometimes. Life is full of difficult people. Some you can avoid.

by Christine Dinh Beauty and perfection has never played a tag-team trick as cruel as this. I’m known for saying ‘Pain is beauty’ as I literally run...

by Bob Suicide Expanding upon the idea that geeky girls will develop a +1 to attraction when meeting a guy who isn’t afraid or doubtful of her interests...

by Christine Dinh You’ve already heard me bemoan that dating is hard to do. But you know what’s even harder? Finding the time to go on the first date.

by Bunny McIntosh Questions this week! Here we go, from you, the viewer… Dear Bunny, True story: I had a girlfriend. Girlfriend got cancer. She died.

by Jules Bleach In the third grade we had to do a practical Life Exercise program, which just involved us bunch of rapscallions doing group exercises like...