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- TUESDAY OCTOBER 16 2007 4:00 AM
Tuesday Tasting: Sex With Robots
Submitted by arielwaldman
Edited by arielwaldman
Tags: virtual reality, robots, realdoll, U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi, YouTube, Sex Life of Robots, bill maher, robot sex

Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.
Getting Physical With Virtual Reality
Combining virtual avatars with physical robots, the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi may one day be the death of Second Life sex and/or resorting to RealDolls. The humanoid robot keeps to old school virtual reality in true form, requiring a head-mounted display for the potentially horny user.
A virtual 3D avatar that moves in sync with the robots actions is mapped onto the machines green cloth skin (the skin functions as a green screen), and the sensor-equipped head-mounted display tracks the angle and position of the viewers head and constantly adjusts the angle at which the avatar is displayed. The result is an interactive virtual 3D character with a physical body that the viewer can literally reach out and touch. Here is a video of U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi.
Michihiko Shoji, who helped create the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi, wants to make the green-clothed robot ready and suitable for "general household use" eventually. We can only hope that our household has hot humanoids in the near future. At the very least, it'd be an excuse to ditch our guilty pleasure SL accounts for good.
Robots Rub YouTube The Wrong Way
"The Sex Life of Robots" trailer received many reviews across the blogosphere recently, despite being a still unfinished movie. The video clip featured, you guessed it, robots having sex. Apparently, the video clip had remained in the crevices of YouTube for almost a year before all the attention rubbed YouTube the wrong way and was pulled out. While we'd prefer to rub out to robots, internet entities seem to be not so keen on it. Regardless, Fleshbot points to alternative viewing sources for our pleasure.
New Rules For Robot Sex & Marriage
Robot sex hasn't outrun the mass media. Bill Maher (we don't watch him either) did a bit on "New Rules for Robot Sex & Marriage" on HBO. The new rules claim that if gays can't marry, than neither can robots. With a little AI research, "25 minutes alone with a vacuum cleaner", and probably a last minute "what do we have to take up time" filler, sex with robots may be the new "take my wife... please" jokes of today. We're officially cringing.
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Driving for the Better Half
Submitted by PeoplePaula
Edited by PeoplePaula
It seems the image of the driving damsel in distress is finally on its way out, now that the men in charge of everything have decided to patronize, er, cater to the fairer sex.
Take, for example, insurance. It's so hard and confusing. If only a major insurance company would start a division with a snappy name and a pink logo to make things all better. If you happen to live in the UK, Esure is way ahead of you with their specialized outfit Sheila's Wheels. The company has an entirely female management staff and offers special coverage for stolen purses, which will surely come in handy when you wrap your pink convertible around a telephone pole.
But what about the car itself? Like the SAT's, standard automobiles have always been so female-unfriendly. That is, if you're the chick from The Princess and the Pea. But now Volvo has come out with a concept car designed by their female employees for their female customers. The
Volvo YCC (Your Concept Car) features gull wing doors for easy skirt entry and no hood (to avoid all those problems that come from chicks trying to change their own oil and whatnot).
And how about women who just don't like to drive alone? There's always the threat of getting carjacked, not to mention looking silly as you speed along reciting your grocery list to yourself. So now - you guessed it - another British company has come along with a ridiculous solution to both problems. Surely a blow-up man who lives in the glove box is the answer! OK, so maybe he looks more like a giant circus peanut than a real man - and you would look ten times crazier talking to "him" - but these are small concerns when we're talking about safety, people.
As for us Angelenos, this guy might actually come in handy for the carpool lane, but he needs some work if he'll ever be our version of the Real Doll.

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