Asshole Fuckface Roundup #105
Summertime is here, which means the Asshole Fuckfacery is turned up a notch. The summer heat is known to bring out the worst in Asshole Fuckfaces because...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #67
Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...
Worst Teacher Contest May Be a Tie
Teachers really need to get paid more, if only to weed out deadbeats like the following. In my search for something either awesome or atrocious to write...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #25
(image) Asshole Fuckfaces are everywhere on our sweet, sweet Earth. They take many forms and shapes. Some come in human form, others just a cloud of heinous...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #21
It is Saturday. All over the world, horrible people wake up and fear their name appear in the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. It has been this way for centuries...
Not Cool, Dog.
(image) A&E has suspended production on "Dog the Bounty Hunter" issuing the statement: Imus? You wish, Dog. Imus is just an old man who...
"Desperate Housewives," Guilty of Nothing But Sucking
(image) Is it possible for someone to make a joke or maybe even actually insult someone without being accused of racism. It seems the answer is "no."...
No Child Left Behind
(image) Unless, of course, they're expelled for having their wrists broken by school security guards. Watch this video: the girl went back to clean...
I Don't Care Who You Are. Oh Wait, Yes I Do
(image) Pop quiz! Who is the woman in this photograph? A. Selling her cute native wares in a market somewhere. B. Someone's grandma. C. Probably...
Do You Want Kids? Do You Want to Have the Option?
(image) I assume that by now folks have heard about this article about the difficulties 20-ish women have convincing docs to give them tubal ligations.
Barack Obama is Black. White People No Likey
(image) Barack Obama has a good chance to be the first African American president. His fan base is incredibly enthusiastic and his appeal is broad. He...
Don Imus is an Asshole
Last Wednesday, during what should have been a happy week for the womens basketball team at Rutgers University, radio host Don Imus decided it was a good...
Micheal Ray Richardson Blows It. Again.
(image) When Micheal Sugar Ray Richardson was drafted by the Knicks in 1978, it seemed the sky was the limit for the talented point guard. Blessed...
Is Justice Fucking Itself?
Over the past few years, more and more cases of hate crimes from the '60s involving KKK members have started to pop up. One case in particular however,...
50s Style Bus Riding
Last week in the wonderfully not racist state of Louisiana, nine black children were forced by a bus driver to sit the back of a school bus so two white...
Jay-Z Leads Cristal Boycott
Good news for MTV Cribs fans; soon you may be able to get through an episode without the celebrity host opening a stainless refrigerator door, remarking,...