Seacrest Plus Hilton Equals Equation No One Wants
A perfect storm of douchiness. That's what I seem to be staring into. Before I get to that, I realize mocking or despising Paris Hilton is neither...
Letterman Funny for the First Time in Years
(image) When I saw this story on dlisted, I almost couldn't believe it. David Letterman, long beloved as a bastion of mainstream, "safe"...
Eventually, Even Stan Lee Runs Out of Ideas
(image) No disrespect intended to the man who started it all. I'm just saying it appears that he, much like you and I, is human after all... Someone...
Tony Danza Respects Self More than Anderson Cooper, Barbara Walters?
(image) Now that the Paris Hilton media wankfest has finally died down a bit, I am loathe to bring the subject up again. Each time someone blogs the name...
From Vietnam to Paris
(image) I know, I know, you're sick of hearing about Paris Hilton. So am I, we all are. I'll try to give her as little attention as possible here,...
Return to Cell Block Hilton
(image) Late last week, TheCoolerKing was there on the front line, bringing you breaking news as Paris Hilton pulled a Get Out of Jail Free card out of...
Paris: Kind of a Pansy, Even for an Heiress
(image) Remember when we were told that she would receive absolutely no special treatment? It's true, the last thing wed want is someone in prison...
Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home
Are you ready for a gratuitous gossip story? If not, read no furthergo check out the politics section or something. Anyway, Britney Spears seems to be...
Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"
(image) Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire...
It Doesn't Pay to be Paris Hilton's Myspace Buddy
I guess if youre masochistic enough to want to win a special trip to see Paris Hilton, some extra spam in your e-mail wont hurt too much. Several people...
Paris Hilton Charged with DUI
The Los Angeles District Attorney filed charges against Paris Hilton stemming from her drunk driving arrest earlier this month. Geography (or anything...
Paris Hilton Parties with the SuicideGirls
The world awoke this morning to the utterly non-shocking news that police arrested Paris Hilton early Thursday morning on DUI charges. Predictable, maybe--but...
Danger Mouse Remixes Paris. Without Permission.
I used to think Danger Mouse was just really good. He now borders on godlike, and the gods are crazy. Even though the stars are blind, CD store clerks...
Joke of the Day
Courtesy of CNN: "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton, who told GQ Magazine she has had sex...
Shannen Doherty Rips on Lindsay and Paris
Veteran bad girl Shannen Doherty is no fan of newbie hellraisers Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Once a tabloid fixture, Doherty says she was a model of...
T-Mobile Pulls Ads from FX Over Racy Content
Wireless giant T-Mobile, which is responsible for those irritating commercials that ALWAYS seem to be on, is yanking their ads from FX to protest the graphic...
What a Pretty Glass House You Live in, Paris
That obese cow Paris Hilton has lashed out against skinny celebrities, calling them "gross." Paris says she has vowed not to have sex for one...
Girlfight! Diddy, Lohan, and Hilton Edition
Pissed off over some Greek dude, Lindsay Lohan accosted Paris Hilton in the restroom of the NYC restaurant Butter, only to return to her seat to find Diddy...
Paris Hilton: Hit and Run Moron
What kind of moron backs into a car and drives away with hordes of cameras photographing the incident? Paris Hilton, of course. Hilton spent the day shopping...