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Seacrest Plus Hilton Equals Equation No One Wants

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.

A perfect storm of douchiness. That's what I seem to be staring into.

Before I get to that, I realize mocking or despising Paris Hilton is neither original...

Letterman Funny for the First Time in Years

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 29 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by Hunter. Edited By erin_broadley.



When I saw this story on dlisted, I almost couldn't believe it. David Letterman,...

Eventually, Even Stan Lee Runs Out of Ideas

THURSDAY AUGUST 23 2007 7:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By TheCoolerKing.



No disrespect intended to the man who started it all. I'm just saying it appears that he, much like you and I, is...

Tony Danza Respects Self More than Anderson Cooper, Barbara Walters?

SATURDAY JULY 7 2007 12:06 AM

Submitted by Hunter. Edited By erin_broadley.



Now that the Paris Hilton media wankfest has finally died down a bit, I am loathe to bring the subject up again. Each...

From Vietnam to Paris

TUESDAY JUNE 12 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by Aaron_Lariviere. Edited By erin_broadley.



I know, I know, you're sick of hearing about Paris Hilton. So am I, we all are. I'll try to give her as little attention...

Return to Cell Block Hilton

SUNDAY JUNE 10 2007 12:00 PM

Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_. Edited By erin_broadley.



Late last week, TheCoolerKing was there on the front line, bringing you breaking news as Paris Hilton pulled...

Paris: Kind of a Pansy, Even for an Heiress

THURSDAY JUNE 7 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by TheCoolerKing. Edited By erin_broadley.



Remember when we were told that she would receive absolutely no...

Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home

MONDAY NOVEMBER 27 2006 10:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By erin_broadley.

Are you ready for a gratuitous gossip story? If not, read no further—go check out the politics section or something. Anyway, Britney Spears seems to be...

Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by SteveIsaacs. Edited By SteveIsaacs.



Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30...

It Doesn't Pay to be Paris Hilton's Myspace Buddy

TUESDAY OCTOBER 24 2006 3:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Rahodeb.

I guess if you’re masochistic enough to want to win a special trip to see Paris Hilton, some extra spam in your e-mail won’t hurt too much. Several people...

Paris Hilton Charged with DUI

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2006 3:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

The Los Angeles District Attorney filed charges against Paris Hilton stemming from her drunk driving arrest earlier...

Paris Hilton Parties with the SuicideGirls

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 7 2006 12:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Rahodeb.

The world awoke this morning to the utterly non-shocking news that police arrested Paris Hilton early Thursday morning on DUI charges. Predictable, maybe--but...

Danger Mouse Remixes Paris. Without Permission.

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 6 2006 5:00 PM

Submitted by Colin_ORegan. Edited By Colin_ORegan.

I used to think Danger Mouse was just really good. He now borders on godlike, and the gods are crazy.

Even...

Joke of the Day

TUESDAY AUGUST 8 2006 8:00 AM

Submitted by PeoplePaula. Edited By PeoplePaula.

Courtesy of CNN: "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but...

Shannen Doherty Rips on Lindsay and Paris

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 2 2006 8:00 PM

Submitted by PopMonger. Edited By Rahodeb.

Veteran bad girl Shannen Doherty is no fan of newbie...

T-Mobile Pulls Ads from FX Over Racy Content

WEDNESDAY JULY 26 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by PopMonger. Edited By Rahodeb.

Wireless giant T-Mobile, which is responsible for those irritating commercials that ALWAYS seem to be on, is yanking...

What a Pretty Glass House You Live in, Paris

FRIDAY JULY 14 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by PopMonger. Edited By PopMonger.

That obese cow Paris Hilton has lashed out against skinny celebrities,...

Girlfight! Diddy, Lohan, and Hilton Edition

WEDNESDAY JUNE 21 2006 10:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

Pissed off over some Greek dude, Lindsay Lohan accosted Paris Hilton...

Paris Hilton: Hit and Run Moron

FRIDAY JUNE 9 2006 4:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

What kind of moron backs into a car and drives away with hordes of cameras photographing the incident? Paris...

Now Hear This

Last Comment 7 HR by orbro

Now Hear This

Last Comment 7 HR

There's like a half-hour of video here. You should do a vlog. More ...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #74

Last Comment 7 HR

Parents who are accustomed to carrying guns around may not think anything of going into child-related... More ...

SuicideGirl: Bob

Bob

Terrible Woman's MySpace Alias Leads to Teen's Suicide.

Last Comment 23 HR

But, it's delivered poorly...really poorly. Unless, it's not a joke, in which case, it's a good place... More ...

Bail The Shit Out Of Detroit

Last Comment 11/30/08 by Shalome

Bail The Shit Out Of Detroit

Last Comment 11/30/08

Oh my fucking god. More ...

Filtering the Truth: Religion - Friend or Foe?

Last Comment 11/30/08

I'm just going to skip over the mass orgy that's going on and say my piece: I don't think religion is... More ...

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