Asshole Fuckface Roundup #96
Many people think Asshole Fuckfaces are a dime a dozen. You could not be more wrong. Since ancient times, my family has been searching out Asshole Fuckfaces...
Afghanistan: Where Do We Go From Here?
There's a few articles floating around this week that don't paint a pretty picture for the ongoing war in Afghanistan, weeks from a new President...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #62
This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and Im glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. Thats how alive works.
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #62
This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and Im glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. Thats how alive works.
Great. We Have To Torture Us
We are in a bit of a quandary. For years now, the U.S. has been at war with terrorism which is weird, because terrorism is a tactic, not a thing. But,...
Rebels Seize Two Forts in Pakistan
Pro-Taliban rebels in northwest Pakistan have captured two military outposts in the past week. They struck first at Sararogha in South Waziristan. The...
Anyone Who Believes Al Qaeda Killed Bhutto Is An Asshole
(image) Seriously. A complete and total asshole, and a self-centered one at that. How many minutes after the death of Benazir Bhutto did it take for the...
Bad Time To Be A Buddhist Statue
(image) In March, 2001 the Taliban destroyed two giant Buddha statues in Bamiyan, Afghanistan. The Bamiyan Buddhas were carved into a sandstone cliff and...
Which of These Women is a Feminist?
(image) On the left, Asma Jahangir. Here's her C.V., and here's an interview with her that appeared in the UN Chronicle. On the right, a photo...
Get Ready to Die in a Mall
(image) Why go to Israel, when Israel is coming to us? According to ABC news, teams of suicide bombers are on their way to the US to kill poor, little,...
Killer Kites Run Loose on Pakistan
(image) Kites are supposed to be relaxing, right? You get a little running start, let out some string, and then use "kite flying" as an excuse...
Feminist Pakistani Minister Killed Because of Her Outfit
Feminism in Pakistan suffered a major blow yesterday when Zilla Huma Usman, the minister of social welfare in the Punjab province, was shot dead by a fanatic...
Islamic Nut Jobs Have A Pro-Rape Rally
Islamic men in Pakistan are upset because it just became more difficult to rape a woman. Thousands of protesters hit the streets of Karachi on Sunday to...
Bush Lets Terrorist Run Free
In another example of how George Bush is the worst president in the history of the United States, UK authorities revealed that suspected terrorists evaded...
Subcontinental Arms Race Heats Up
Despite paying lip service to playing nice with negotiations over the disputed Kashmir region, things are slowly but steadiy spiraling out of control between...
Needled News by Marisa DiMattia
With the headlines this week heavy with some major tattoo news, Im left with little room for mocking others, as is required for online newsiness. But...
Bush Wants Leaders To Stop Quarreling So They Can Kill
President Bush met with the leaders of Afghanistan and Pakistan yesterday, hoping to get them to stop bickering so they can kill terrorists together. President...
Musharraf: Pakistan Was Bullied Into Helping US
Pakistan has often seemed an unlikely ally in the Bush administration's "war on terror." Despite its nominally secular political leadership...
War With The Taliban Over!
At last the long fought war with the Taliban is over, at least for Pakistan. Taliban militants and the Pakistani government signed a peace deal on Tuesday.
More Nukes for India
India caught the world off guard in 1998 when they announced that they successfully tested a nuclear weapon, making them the latest member in the exclusive...
Pakistan Taking a Little Leap Forward?
The West in general, and the US specifically, have maintained a relationship with Pakistan that could best be described as cautious. Pakistan's leader,...



