Pretty man-boy Orlando Bloom is on the market again, much to the delight of millions of pre-pubescent girls. The Pirates of the Caribbean star and his girlfriend Kate Bosworth have broken up after a four-year on-again, off-again romance.
More awkwardness could be in store for the wispy couple - they are set to co-star in a Depression-era film cheerily titled Seasons of Dust.

My, they look wholesome.