Signs of the Robot Uprising #47 - Robot Supermodels?
(image) Those wacky Japanese are at it again with their love of robot women. The National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology has created...
FOR SALE: One Slightly Used Soul
(image) Living in these trying economic times, sometimes one who's strapped for cash has to resort to more...unorthodox methods to make a quick buck.
Sweet Jesus, Make Them Stop!
(image) While many sons and daughters will be spending May 11th showering their maternal figures with flowers, cards, handmade macaroni pictures and the...
Moses...High on God, or Just Plain High?
(image) When the man played famously by Charlton Heston witnessed the Plagues, parted the Red Sea, and fought all those damn dirty apes, they may not have...
Not the Brightest Bulbs in the Box
Everyone loves sex, and everyone loves electricity ... so, why not combine the two? Two great tastes that taste great together, right? Maybe not. Shocking,...
Shit Happens
Anyone who has ever lived in an apartment building and had to share the laundry facilities knows the frustration of having people leave their clothes in...
More Hilarity With Animals
(image) The animal kingdom can make for strange news. That is why I bring you these three stories to show that animals can be more than delicious. First...
In India, Monkey Spank YOU!
(image) You know me; I love a good monkey story -- or two. I hate to come across as a one-trick chimp, uh, pony, but it ain't all bananas and poop...
Man With 78 Kids Going for 100
(image) If you thought the story of Jim Bob Dugger, his semen trough, uh, wife and their 17 Jesus spawn was extreme, this will blow your fucking mind. ...
End of an Era: "Weekly World News" Shuts Down
(image) While many of you read about the Iraq war in The Washington Post, or learn about the juiciest celebrity gossip in the latest issue of Us Weekly,...



