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  • SUNDAY JULY 24 2011 9:04 PM

It’s Not Default of Obama:
 Jail GOP Deadbeats for Debt Crisis

Submitted by Greg_Palast

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Activism, Blog, Politics, budget default, Eric Cantor, George Bush, Obama

by Greg Palast
 Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist gave debtors' prison a bad rap. Too bad. I'd say that locking away GOP Majority Leader Eric...

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  • TUESDAY JULY 21 2009 9:30 AM

Where Is The Birth Certificate!?! Why Am I Stupid!?!

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Birth Certificate

Sometimes American’s stupidity really amazes me. When we jump into Lake Idiot, we go really deep and get really wet. The most glaring example today is...

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  • FRIDAY JULY 17 2009 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #106

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Birthers, AP, Pat Buchanan,

Happy Asshole Fuckface Friday. It’s time to make yourself feel better by taking a look at human filth. That’s what the baby Jesus said to do. “If you...

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  • TUESDAY JUNE 23 2009 6:00 AM

You Can’t Really Be This Stupid

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Iran, Obama, Republicans, McCain, Graham,

Most of the time I get the Republican mindset. More often than not, it is just team vs. team. Their astounding hypocrisy knows no bounds. When in control,...

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  • FRIDAY JUNE 19 2009 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #102

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Shawna Forde, Minutemen

Holy shit there were a lot of Asshole Fuckfaces this week. I almost couldn’t fit all the nominees into my man purse. But, I did. Then I whittled them down...

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  • TUESDAY APRIL 14 2009 9:30 AM

Glenn Beck Goes Insane

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Glenn Beck, Obama

I have to admit, the greatest thing since Obama took over the presidency is watching Glenn Beck’s quick descent into insanity. It really is epic theater...

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  • TUESDAY MARCH 3 2009 6:00 AM

GOP’s Obama Is Just Brown

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Bobby Jindal, Republicans, CPAC, Socialism, Obama

The Republican self-destruction has transitioned from amusing to completely ridiculous. I’d like to say Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s response to...

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  • WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 18 2009 10:30 AM

Barack Obama and the Dirtiest Oil on Earth

Submitted by djensen

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Harper, Ottawa, federal Canadian politics, Afghanistan, tar sands, energy security, Conservatives, Bruce Campbell, Buy American

President Obama will visit Ottawa on Thursday. On the agenda are talks regarding the tanking economy, Canada’s withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2011, energy...

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  • FRIDAY JANUARY 16 2009 2:00 PM

Obama To Take His Act To Ottawa

Submitted by djensen

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Harper, Ottawa, federal Canadian politics, tar sands, energy security, Conservatives

In less than a week, president elect Barack Obama will be President Obama. Shortly thereafter, he’s promised he’ll be taking his act up to Ottawa for...

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  • TUESDAY JANUARY 13 2009 6:00 AM

Bush Guy Moves To Baby Town

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Pentagon, Obama, Bush, Iraq, Imperial Life in the Emerald City

One of the great things about Obama taking over is we get to watch corrupt, horrible government employees lose their jobs. Take the Pentagon. Last month,...

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  • TUESDAY DECEMBER 23 2008 6:00 AM

Digging A Deep Warren Hole

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Rick Warren, Biden, Prop 8

For those of you who haven’t been following, Obama chose shocking asshole and homophobe Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration. Many have...

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  • SATURDAY DECEMBER 20 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #77

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, Rick Warren, Adolf Hitler

Saturday. This is the day the Lord set aside for good people, like myself, to point out and mock horrible people, like Steve Guttenberg. In churches and...

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  • THURSDAY DECEMBER 11 2008 3:30 PM

Obama Wants Your Questions

Submitted by Viking

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Barack, Obama, Barack Obama, politics, petition

As of the December 10, 2008, Barack Obama's transitional government website allows users to submit questions for direct response. Users are also able...

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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25 2008 6:00 AM

Shut Up You Fucking Babies

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Republicans, Election 08, McCain, Obama, media

Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...

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  • SATURDAY NOVEMBER 22 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #73

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Cougar, Obama, Rove, Sleepwalking,

Asshole Fuckfacing is upon us! Thrusting and pounding on our precious innocence every single day! We must cleanse ourselves with a thorough reading and...

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  • SATURDAY NOVEMBER 15 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #72

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: KKK, Mormons, Obama

Asshole Fuckface Roundup. You’ve been waiting one whole week to read those sweet, sweet words. And now here they are, staring you right in the face. I...

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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13 2008 6:00 AM

Turn The DOJ Into A Husk

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Department of Justice, Obama, George Bush

It’s hard to figure out the worst George Bush accomplishment. It’s a smorgasbord of horrors. The Iraq War is obviously up there, as is the slaughter of...

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  • SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #71

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Alaska, Obama, Nazis, Glenn Beck

Well, well, well, look who’s back. You just can’t stay away, can you? Like the taste of a good Asshole Fuckface Roundup, don’t you? You need it. You...

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  • WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5 2008 3:00 PM

Yes We Can…But Will We?

Submitted by Katieesq

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Obama, acceptance speech, change, prop 5, prop 7, prop 10, prop 8, education, health care, yes we can

Yes we can…but will we? Obama challenges the cynics, but are we really wrong? On Tuesday, Chicago's Grant Park flooded with a myriad of Obama enthusiasts...

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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 4 2008 6:00 AM

Holy Shit Are You Stupid

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Republicans, Obama, Ayers, Socialism, Communism, Terrorism, Idiots

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

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  • MONDAY OCTOBER 20 2008 6:00 AM

Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Good Vs. Evil

Submitted by Brad_Warner

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: zen, buddhism, buddha, hardcore, punk, obama, mccain, palin, biden, election

This will be my last Suicide Girls posting before Americans will make their choice between shining, purest good and foulest, most vile evil. Will we choose...

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  • SATURDAY OCTOBER 11 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #67

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Racism, Obama, Election '08

Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 5 2008 6:00 AM

Quality Race Baiting

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Southern Strategy, McCain, Bush, Reagan, Kevin Phillips, Obama

The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...

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  • MONDAY JULY 14 2008 12:00 PM

The New Yorker: Unfunny Since 1925

Submitted by crispy

Edited by crispy

Tags: The New Yorker, Obama, terrorist, Muslim

The New Yorker magazine is probably best known for its cartoons which never seem to make any sense and are rarely funny ... kind of like TheCoolerKing*.

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  • SATURDAY JULY 12 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #54

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: FISA, Obama, Memin Pinguin, Wal-Mart,

Good for you. I mean it. You survived another week and can now enjoy the fruits of your living: The Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Feel free to take a moment...

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  • THURSDAY JUNE 12 2008 6:00 AM

Get Your VP On

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Obama, Vice President,

Now that we have finally picked our candidates, after a horribly long and unnecessary primary season, it’s time for the nominees to choose their Vice Presidential...

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  • TUESDAY MAY 6 2008 6:00 AM

Meet The Gastards

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: McCain, Clinton, Obama, Gas Tax Holiday

Last week, John McCain proposed an idea so incredibly stupid that Hillary Clinton decided to jump on board the next day. McCain and Clinton want to have...

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  • MONDAY APRIL 21 2008 9:00 PM

Candidates on a Political "Smackdown"

Submitted by TwoToner

Edited by crispy

Tags: Obama, Clinton, McCain, WWE

As if the Democratic debate from Philadelphia last week wasn't a big enough farce, all three presidential candidates made appearances on World Wrestling...

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  • SATURDAY MARCH 1 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #35

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Obama, Fox News, China, Ronald Barbour, Elizabeth City State University

Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, “Who was the first?” After 84 hours...

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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 19 2008 6:00 AM

Hillary Goes Pathetic

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Obama, Hillary, Rezko, Democrats, Election 08

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

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  • THURSDAY DECEMBER 27 2007 9:00 AM

Democratic Healthcare Plans = Horseshit

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Universal Healthcare, Insurance, Clinton, Edwards, Obama

(image) Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly wrong. The current plans...

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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 10 2007 9:00 AM

Democrats Think Gays Can Almost Be People

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Democrats, Republicans, Clinton, Obama, Edwards

(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...

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  • WEDNESDAY JULY 4 2007 6:00 AM

Republicans Still Getting Their Asses Kicked

Submitted by Subrosa

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Campaign, Obama, Clinton, Romney, Giuliani, McCain is toast

(image) Remember back in April when the first quarter fundraising reports showed how badly Democrats were trouncing their Republican rivals? Well the second...

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  • WEDNESDAY JUNE 27 2007 9:00 PM

Democrats Gaining Ground

Submitted by Subrosa

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: youth voters, Democrats, Republicans, Bush, Obama, Clinton, MTV, That Lil' Mama 'Lip Gloss' song is catchy as all getout.

(image) …Among the youth, that is. Or so they say, anyway. In reading the source article, the above was the statistic that jumped out at me the most.

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  • TUESDAY APRIL 17 2007 11:00 AM

Barack Obama is the New Hotness

Submitted by Subrosa

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Obama, Clinton, Election, Romney, Giuliani, McCain

(image) Or so say the first quarter fundraising reports, at least. Not only did he report over 66% more individual donors than Senator Hillary Clinton,...

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  • MONDAY JANUARY 22 2007 3:00 PM

Fox News Swiftboats Barack Obama

Submitted by _kungfoo_

Edited by legionnaire

Tags: obama, fox news, swiftboat, media

Sen. Barack Obama is an Illinois Democrat making a run for President. Or is he really an undercover muslim that was taught as a young boy to hate America...

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