Sometimes American’s stupidity really amazes me. When we jump into Lake Idiot, we go really deep and get really wet. The most glaring example today is...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Friday. It’s time to make yourself feel better by taking a look at human filth. That’s what the baby Jesus said to do. “If you...

Most of the time I get the Republican mindset. More often than not, it is just team vs. team. Their astounding hypocrisy knows no bounds. When in control,...

Holy shit there were a lot of Asshole Fuckfaces this week. I almost couldn’t fit all the nominees into my man purse. But, I did. Then I whittled them down...

I have to admit, the greatest thing since Obama took over the presidency is watching Glenn Beck’s quick descent into insanity. It really is epic theater...

The Republican self-destruction has transitioned from amusing to completely ridiculous. I’d like to say Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s response to...

President Obama will visit Ottawa on Thursday. On the agenda are talks regarding the tanking economy, Canada’s withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2011, energy...

In less than a week, president elect Barack Obama will be President Obama. Shortly thereafter, he’s promised he’ll be taking his act up to Ottawa for...

One of the great things about Obama taking over is we get to watch corrupt, horrible government employees lose their jobs. Take the Pentagon. Last month,...

For those of you who haven’t been following, Obama chose shocking asshole and homophobe Rick Warren to give the invocation at his inauguration. Many have...

Saturday. This is the day the Lord set aside for good people, like myself, to point out and mock horrible people, like Steve Guttenberg. In churches and...

As of the December 10, 2008, Barack Obama's transitional government website allows users to submit questions for direct response. Users are also able...

Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...

Asshole Fuckfacing is upon us! Thrusting and pounding on our precious innocence every single day! We must cleanse ourselves with a thorough reading and...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup. You’ve been waiting one whole week to read those sweet, sweet words. And now here they are, staring you right in the face. I...

It’s hard to figure out the worst George Bush accomplishment. It’s a smorgasbord of horrors. The Iraq War is obviously up there, as is the slaughter of...

Well, well, well, look who’s back. You just can’t stay away, can you? Like the taste of a good Asshole Fuckface Roundup, don’t you? You need it. You...

Yes we can…but will we? Obama challenges the cynics, but are we really wrong? On Tuesday, Chicago's Grant Park flooded with a myriad of Obama enthusiasts...

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...

The New Yorker magazine is probably best known for its cartoons which never seem to make any sense and are rarely funny ... kind of like TheCoolerKing*.

Good for you. I mean it. You survived another week and can now enjoy the fruits of your living: The Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Feel free to take a moment...

Now that we have finally picked our candidates, after a horribly long and unnecessary primary season, it’s time for the nominees to choose their Vice Presidential...

Last week, John McCain proposed an idea so incredibly stupid that Hillary Clinton decided to jump on board the next day. McCain and Clinton want to have...

As if the Democratic debate from Philadelphia last week wasn't a big enough farce, all three presidential candidates made appearances on World Wrestling...

Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, “Who was the first?” After 84 hours...

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

(image) Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly wrong. The current plans...

(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...

(image) Remember back in April when the first quarter fundraising reports showed how badly Democrats were trouncing their Republican rivals? Well the second...

(image) …Among the youth, that is. Or so they say, anyway. In reading the source article, the above was the statistic that jumped out at me the most.

(image) Or so say the first quarter fundraising reports, at least. Not only did he report over 66% more individual donors than Senator Hillary Clinton,...

Sen. Barack Obama is an Illinois Democrat making a run for President. Or is he really an undercover muslim that was taught as a young boy to hate America...