The New Yorker magazine is probably best known for its cartoons which never seem to make any sense and are rarely...

Good for you. I mean it. You survived another week and can now enjoy the fruits of your living: The Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Feel free to take a moment...

Now that we have finally picked our candidates, after a horribly long and unnecessary primary season, it’s time for the nominees to choose their Vice Presidential...

Last week, John McCain proposed an idea so incredibly...

As if the Democratic debate from Philadelphia last week wasn't a big enough farce, all three presidential...

Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, “Who was the first?” After 84 hours...

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

Those of you who think the Democratic presidential candidates will solve the healthcare crisis in any way are horribly...

Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on...

Remember back in April when the first quarter fundraising reports...

…Among the youth, that is. Or so they...

Or so say the first quarter fundraising reports, at least. Not only did he report over 66% more individual donors...

Sen. Barack Obama is an Illinois Democrat making a run for President. Or is he really an undercover muslim that was taught as a young boy to hate...