Asshole Fuckface Roundup #61
Ah, Asshole Fuckfacing. Its a glorious thing to behold, not because its beautiful, but because it makes you think you are a better person than you...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #36
Congrats on surviving through another week. Your sweet, sweet reward is another Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My weekly misfortune is the multitude of idiots...
North Korea Neutered?
North Korea has become renowned for it's bizarre, incredibly short statured leader with a taste for hilariously awful haircuts and an unhealthy obsession...
Dear Treasury Department: Go Fuck Yourself
On September 19 2005, China brokered a deal with North Korean madman Kim Jong-il's regime. North Korea was to cease its nuclear program, permit IAEA...
Staying the Course to Disaster
George W. Bush's handlers relish the image that they've created for him; a folksy, regular guy who sticks to his convictions and guides America...
US vs. North Korea
Now that North Korea has become a nuclear power, lets take a look at where we stand, head to head. Basically, we can kick their fucking ass and I say bring...
Welcome To The N-Club, North Korea
On Monday North Korea claimed its first nuclear weapon test. Congratulations! Big day for you kids. The United States previously tested two atomic bombs...
US Plays Tough with North Korea
North Korea is at it again. This time they're threatening to to test a nuclear weapon. Which might just be the catalyst that gets the rest of the...
North Korea: Don't Forget About Us!
Maybe it's Kim Jong-Il's bizarre fascination with film, or maybe he's just feeling neglected and lonely, but it seems like whenever international...
Bush: Missile Defense System Totally Would Have Worked... If It Worked
Based on virtually no evidence at all, Bush made the outlandish claim that our totally awesome, kickass missile defense shield coud have shot down that...
North Korea Threatens Nuclear War
The "Dear Leader" in North Korea flexed his political muscles today, threatening an "annihilating strike and a nuclear war" if Bush's...
Kiss Your Sweet Ass Goodbye Seattle
The most reasonable nation on Earth now has a missile that has the potential to strike the United States. North Korea is currently accelerating preparations...



