Movie Sadness with Stan: The Garbage Pail Kids
Yes children, your old uncle Satan is unemployed again. And you know what that means? More reviews of movies that will make you wish your parents had...
BONUS SET: Vice has a nice Spread
SuicideGirls has teamed up with the folks behind the new film Spread to bring you a special BONUS photoset from Vice. She walks you through some of Nikki's...
Harsh Light of Day: Trust's A Tough Thing to Come By These Days
You know, I've been accused of having weird taste in films. I'm okay with that, and do you know why? Because sometimes I just want to watch a...
The More You Drive, The Less Intelligent You Are
This morning, I awoke early due to rampant diarrhea caused by an overabundance of meatloaf from last night's dinner. Unable to sleep, I did what any...
Chris Gore's Footage Fetishes: Halo is the Next Epic Movie Franchise
Perhaps you are one of the many who has not been caught up in the Halo 3 hype. Thats okay. Its alright if you dont like it or just dont get it.
Chris Gore's Footage Fetishes: 2007 Summer Movie Scorecard
The major summer movies have come and gone, so its a good time to evaluate how this summer stacks up in terms of the winners and losers. Every year the...
Chris Gores Footage Fetishes: No More Premiere in the U.S.A.
I am a media junkie. In fact, I used to subscribe to more than 50 magazines. Everything from movie mags to technology to video games to porn magazines...
Where the Wild Things Will Be
According to the IMdb, a screen adaptation of Maurice Sendak's award-winning book Where the Wild Things Are is in production with Spike Jonze credited...
Adventures in Unnecessary Movie Remakes
It's official: Hollywood has run out of ideas. Why else remake a film that isnt that old - 1987's "Adventures in Babysitting"? Yes,...
It's Not Aquaman
James Cameron has finally picked his next film to direct - "Avatar." It's been nine long years since "Titanic," and while a host...
In Theaters: Wordplay
Wordplay, a documentary feature about Will Shortz, Editor of the New York Times Crossword, is now in theaters. The film boasts a cast including Bill Clinton,...
Get Your Giant Monster On
This afternoon, indulge your secret desire to see men in robot costumes thrash the tar out of other guys in giant monster get-ups (come on, you know you...
Viva La Grindhouse
If youre in Las Vegas on July 2, give the craps tables a rest and get yourself a good dose of drive-in fun at the Tropicana Cinemas. Eric Caidin and Brian...
Better Known as Dolemite
This weekend, you can keep cool the old-fashioned way by parking yourself in front of an air conditioner (boring) or submerging yourself in your neighbors...




