They're too fat! They're too skinny! They're not talented enough! Maybe, just maybe, we're all a little too tough on our celebrities. Perhaps, when they stop eating or...start DJing...we should simply let them lead their merry lives. We'll start on that first thing tomorrow. But for now:


Kate Bosworth's bony nipple slip from Fashion Week


Unfit or just unflattering? Jennifer Love Hewitt leaving a store recently |
DJ Steve Aoki looks on as Lindsay Lohan fucks with his equipment at NY's Tenjune last night

Pretty man-boy Orlando Bloom is on the market again, much to the delight of millions of pre-pubescent girls. The Pirates of the Caribbean star and his girlfriend Kate Bosworth have broken up after a four-year on-again, off-again romance.

More awkwardness could be in store for the wispy couple - they are set to co-star in a Depression-era film cheerily titled Seasons of Dust.


My, they look wholesome.