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Obama Can Lose

THURSDAY OCTOBER 30 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

I know. It’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

Aliens Rock The Vote

THURSDAY OCTOBER 9 2008 5:00 PM

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One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re...

Sarah Palin's Got Talent

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 1 2008 12:30 PM

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Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing the thing...

Sarah Palin Shot My Mom!

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2008 12:30 PM

Submitted by nicole_powers. Edited By nicole_powers.

Fine election season apparel for the kids.












Thanks...

Palin: A Perfect Train Wreck

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palin’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. It’s actually hard to believe just 27 days...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #65

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

McCain: Confused Old Man

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

John McCain is too old to be president. It’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

McCain: Slimy Economic Idiot

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a refreshing...

Here Come The Swiftboaters

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCain’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...



It's going to be interesting...

McCain: Unstable Lunatic

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

The Surge Myth

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the surge...

Crybaby Town

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. He’s having a big boo hoo party over America’s questioning of his moronic...

McCain Picks A Vagina

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because it’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

Sarah Palin: A Disgrace To Beauty Queens

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1 2008 6:00 PM

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I’m not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they’re supposed to provide a steady legion...

Get Health Care Up In This Bitch

THURSDAY AUGUST 28 2008 6:00 AM

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While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...

Here Comes Fire Tongue!

TUESDAY AUGUST 26 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #59

SATURDAY AUGUST 16 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Well, here we are again. It’s been a long time since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My minions tell me an entire week has passed, but it feels like...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #56

SATURDAY JULY 26 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

You lucky son of a bitch. You could have died this week, or been turned into a vegetable by doing to many whippits, or salvia. But you made it. God damn...

McCain: An Amazing Douche

TUESDAY JUNE 10 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

John McCain is an insanely rich man. Johnny and his wife own eight houses. That’s pretty sweet. How many houses do you own? The wife is an heiress...

Obama Gets All Manish

TUESDAY MAY 20 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen. ...

Dems Prepare To Pick Loser

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 5 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

Grandpa McCain Gets Pwned

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 6 2007 9:00 AM

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"I am older than dirt and have more scars than Frankenstein."


That is one of Old Man McCain’s...

The Republican Candidates Are Sad Little Turds

MONDAY AUGUST 13 2007 9:00 AM

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The big news from this weekend’s Iowa straw poll was how little the voting public thinks of the current crop of Republican...

Why The Leading GOP Candidates Are Chickenshits

SUNDAY AUGUST 5 2007 9:00 AM

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Republican candidates are bailing out of...

Fuck John McCain

MONDAY APRIL 30 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



Volume 7 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

At...

Good Times In Baghdad

THURSDAY APRIL 5 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.

I used to be a supporter of John McCain. He actually seemed an impressive candidate back in the day, but has now officially turned into a crazy old man.

John McCain Is Trapped In A Wormhole

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 13 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

It appears Senator John McCain entered one end of a wormhole that accelerated to a high velocity relative to the other, and then it was brought back. Relativistic...

McCain Hires Scum Bag To Run The Ship

SUNDAY DECEMBER 10 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Senator John McCain has hired Terry Nelson as his campaign manager for...

John McCain Would See Roe v. Wade Overturned

SUNDAY NOVEMBER 19 2006 10:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

John McCain enjoys a bizarrely priveliged status amongst most of the current contenders for the 2008 presidential election. The fawning...

Colin Powell is a Terrorist

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.

Colin Powell stepped out of the shadows today and exposed himself to the country as a very soft bitch. The ex-Secretary of State sent a letter to Senator...

Now Hear This

Last Comment 6 HR by orbro

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Bail The Shit Out Of Detroit

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Oh my fucking god. More ...

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I'm just going to skip over the mass orgy that's going on and say my piece: I don't think religion is... More ...

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