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  • THURSDAY OCTOBER 30 2008 6:00 AM

Obama Can Lose

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Barack Obama, Election 08, John McCain, Bradley Effect"

I know. It’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

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  • THURSDAY OCTOBER 9 2008 5:00 PM

Aliens Rock The Vote

Submitted by nicole_powers

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Election 08, John McCain, Barack Obama,

(image) One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re surrounded by election fever but cannot vote for our next president. They...

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  • WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 1 2008 12:30 PM

Sarah Palin's Got Talent

Submitted by nicole_powers

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: sarah Palin, Election 08, John McCain

Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2008 12:30 PM

Sarah Palin Shot My Mom!

Submitted by nicole_powers

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Sarah Palin, Election 08, John McCain

Fine election season apparel for the kids. (image) (image) (image) Thanks to Phil Gough of Common Sense for the inspiration.

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30 2008 6:00 AM

Palin: A Perfect Train Wreck

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Sarah Palin, Election 08, John McCain

I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palin’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. It’s actually hard to believe just 27...

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  • SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #65

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: John McCain, Neil Cavuto, George Fox University, Barack Obama

This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25 2008 6:00 AM

McCain: Confused Old Man

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: John McCain, Election 08 ageism

John McCain is too old to be president. It’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23 2008 6:00 AM

McCain: Slimy Economic Idiot

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: John McCain, Keating Five, Phill Gramm

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 16 2008 6:00 AM

Here Come The Swiftboaters

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Election 08, John McCain, Barack Obama, Swift Boat

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCain’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...

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  • FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 12 2008 5:30 PM

McCain Accused of Using DEA and Senate to Cover Up Cindy's Drug Habit

Submitted by nicole_powers

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: John McCain, Cindy McCain, Drugs, Politics

(video) It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out. The YouTube video that Open Left posted on their site (see above) has already been...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 11 2008 6:00 AM

McCain: Unstable Lunatic

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: John McCain, PTSD, anger

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 9 2008 6:00 AM

The Surge Myth

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: The Surge, John McCain, Iraq" Maliki, Sadr,

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2008 6:00 AM

Crybaby Town

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Sarah Palin, John McCain, Barack Obama, Sexism

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. He’s having a big boo hoo party over America’s questioning of his...

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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 2 2008 6:00 AM

McCain Picks A Vagina

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Sarah Palin, John McCain, Election '08

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because it’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

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  • MONDAY SEPTEMBER 1 2008 6:00 PM

Sarah Palin: A Disgrace To Beauty Queens

Submitted by nicole_powers

Edited by nicole_powers

Tags: Sarah Palin, John McCain, John McTaint, John McDesperate, Polar Bears

(image) I’m not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they’re supposed to provide a steady legion of Stepford women who are...

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  • THURSDAY AUGUST 28 2008 6:00 AM

Get Health Care Up In This Bitch

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: Health Care, Barack Obama, John McCain

While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...

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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 26 2008 6:00 AM

Here Comes Fire Tongue!

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Joe Biden, John McCain, Barack Obama, Election 08

You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...

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  • SATURDAY AUGUST 16 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #59

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: John McCain , Rush Limbaugh

Well, here we are again. It’s been a long time since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My minions tell me an entire week has passed, but it feels like...

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  • SATURDAY JULY 26 2008 6:00 AM

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #56

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Joe Leiberman, Duncan Hunter, CBS News, John McCain

You lucky son of a bitch. You could have died this week, or been turned into a vegetable by doing to many whippits, or salvia. But you made it. God damn...

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  • TUESDAY JUNE 10 2008 6:00 AM

McCain: An Amazing Douche

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: John McCain, GI Bill

John McCain is an insanely rich man. Johnny and his wife own eight houses. That’s pretty sweet. How many houses do you own? The wife is an heiress...

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  • TUESDAY MAY 20 2008 6:00 AM

Obama Gets All Manish

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Barack Obama, Republicans, John McCain

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen.

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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 5 2008 6:00 AM

Dems Prepare To Pick Loser

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 6 2007 9:00 AM

Grandpa McCain Gets Pwned

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: John McCain, Concord High School

(image) Other students booed the punk and then a school administrator scolded him. This is just getting hard to watch. McCain was a viable candidate...

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  • MONDAY AUGUST 13 2007 9:00 AM

The Republican Candidates Are Sad Little Turds

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Republican Elections, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, John McCain, Fred Thompson

(image) The big news from this weekend’s Iowa straw poll was how little the voting public thinks of the current crop of Republican candidates. Ten thousand...

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  • SUNDAY AUGUST 5 2007 9:00 AM

Why The Leading GOP Candidates Are Chickenshits

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: You Tube, CNN, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, John McCain

(image) Republican candidates are bailing out of the September 17th CNN/YouTube debate. They have come up with several reasons. More excuses will surely...

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  • MONDAY APRIL 30 2007 8:00 AM

Fuck John McCain

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: John McCain, Election 2008

(image) Volume 7 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name. At one point in time I was...

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  • THURSDAY APRIL 5 2007 6:00 PM

Good Times In Baghdad

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: John McCain, Iraq, Baghdad

I used to be a supporter of John McCain. He actually seemed an impressive candidate back in the day, but has now officially turned into a crazy old man.

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  • TUESDAY FEBRUARY 13 2007 12:00 AM

John McCain Is Trapped In A Wormhole

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by FearTheReaper

Tags: John McCain, Iraq, Wormhole

It appears Senator John McCain entered one end of a wormhole that accelerated to a high velocity relative to the other, and then it was brought back. Relativistic...

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  • SUNDAY DECEMBER 10 2006 7:00 PM

McCain Hires Scum Bag To Run The Ship

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: John McCain, Terry Nelson, Harold Ford Jr.

Senator John McCain has hired Terry Nelson as his campaign manager for his upcoming presidential run and loss in 2008. McCain is known as Mr. Straight...

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  • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 19 2006 10:00 PM

John McCain Would See Roe v. Wade Overturned

Submitted by legionnaire

Edited by legionnaire

Tags: John McCain, Roe v. Wade, abortion, presidential election, 2008

John McCain enjoys a bizarrely priveliged status amongst most of the current contenders for the 2008 presidential election. The fawning treatment the media...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 14 2006 2:00 PM

Colin Powell is a Terrorist

Submitted by FearTheReaper

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Colin Powell, George Bush, John McCain, Article Three of the Geneva Conventions

Colin Powell stepped out of the shadows today and exposed himself to the country as a very soft bitch. The ex-Secretary of State sent a letter to Senator...

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