I know. It’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re...

Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing the thing...

Fine election season apparel for the kids.












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I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palin’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. It’s actually hard to believe just 27 days...

This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

John McCain is too old to be president. It’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a refreshing...

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCain’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...

It's going to be interesting...

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the surge...

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. He’s having a big boo hoo party over America’s questioning of his moronic...

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because it’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

I’m not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they’re supposed to provide a steady legion...

While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...

You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...

Well, here we are again. It’s been a long time since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My minions tell me an entire week has passed, but it feels like...

You lucky son of a bitch. You could have died this week, or been turned into a vegetable by doing to many whippits, or salvia. But you made it. God damn...

John McCain is an insanely rich man. Johnny and his wife own eight houses. That’s pretty sweet. How many houses do you own? The wife is an heiress...

Holy shit, who invited a man to the party? Yesterday, Barack Obama stood up and acted more like a man than any presidential candidate I’ve ever seen. ...

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

That is one of Old Man McCain’s...

The big news from this weekend’s Iowa straw poll was how little the voting public thinks of the current crop of Republican...

Republican candidates are bailing out of...

Volume 7 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

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I used to be a supporter of John McCain. He actually seemed an impressive candidate back in the day, but has now officially turned into a crazy old man.

It appears Senator John McCain entered one end of a wormhole that accelerated to a high velocity relative to the other, and then it was brought back. Relativistic...

Senator John McCain has hired Terry Nelson as his campaign manager for...

John McCain enjoys a bizarrely priveliged status amongst most of the current contenders for the 2008 presidential election. The fawning...

Colin Powell stepped out of the shadows today and exposed himself to the country as a very soft bitch. The ex-Secretary of State sent a letter to Senator...