Well, here we are again. It is a new year and there are still Asshole Fuckfaces running around, doing horrible things to good people. I will continue to...

Hello, fellow Asshole Fuckface hater. This week we have a smörgåsbord of Asshole Fuckfaces. For centuries my people have been scouring the Earth, looking...

Welcome. Are you prepared to read about this week’s worst human beings on the face of the Earth? Some people can’t handle it. Last week was a prime...

After so many Asshole Fuckface Roundups, you deserve to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. It was not one man, but two. The Harpe brothers,...

(image) I think anyone with a brain can agree that Condoleezza Rice has been about as useless and ineffective as any previous Secretary of State. Feel...

(image) Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon. Iranian Revolutionary...

(image) Condoleezza Rice was having an irony blow out yesterday as she traveled the world and babbled from her mouth. Our Secretary of State decided to...

(image) In April, members of the Justice and Peace Studies program at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota booked a major speaker: Archbishop and...

(image) Israel has an immigration law called the Law of Return. It allows anyone “with at least one Jewish grandparent to become a citizen.” I think...

(image) Tzuriel Refael was promoted from an office position in the Israeli foreign ministry to Ambassador to El Salvador in 2006. At that point in time,...

(image) The US has shut down any possibility of Israel and Syria holding peace talks. According to Israeli officials, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice...

(image) The head of Israel’s Military Intelligence research division said that Hezbollah is militarily stronger today than before the war last summer.

(image) Where's your passport? Kitchen drawer? Under the bed? Or maybe you just haven't gotten round to applying for one? But, hey, at least most...

It’s Tuesday, which of course means it’s time for my weekly report about crazy religious happenings around the world. First stop: Saudi Arabia. Where...

The ink on the cease fire agreement between Israel and the Palestinians has barely been dry and already it seems to be coming apart. Palestinian rocket...

Earlier this year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced plans to hold a conference on the legitimacy and consequences of the Holocaust. After...

Hamas isn't that bad, when you think about it. Sure they piss and moan a bit when the Israeli air force attacks Palestinians who randomly fire missiles...

The vast majority of the news coming out of the Middle East these days is pure misery. That's why it's such so nice to see the occasional nice...

Despite Republican leaders' repeated characterizations of the UN as a weak, ineffectual dinosaur with little authority or relevance to the real world,...

In the ongoing conflict between Israel and the Palestinians (the current bout for the last five months taking place in the Gaza strip) it's often a...

During Israel's fight against Hezbollah troops in southern Lebanon this past summer, the Israeli army faced the daunting task of trying to pinpoint...

Israel President Moshe Katsav has not just been raping Lebanon and Palestine, but women as well. Israeli police have recommended that Katsav be charged...

Hamas, the controlling party in the Palestinian parliament, rejected Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah party's offer to form a unified government. The reasoning?

In the nearly sixty years following the creation of the Israeli state out of former Palestine, Israel has been battling its neighbors and the former residents...

Remember that news story about the Israelis attacking clearly marked Lebanese Red Cross ambulances? It filled our screens and newspapers. Reporters put...

Many in the Arab world believe that the latest conflict (fortunately halted, at least for now) between Israel and Lebanon was merely a ploy designed by...

Following the capture of several Hamas government officials in Gaza by Israel over the past few days, their fate is becoming public. They will apparently...

In 1996 Pamela Chawki, a young American woman, decided to take a trip to Lebanon. Pam had grown up in Los Angeles but her mother was of Lebanese descent...

Although most media attention has been focused on the Israel/Hezbollah conflict to Israel's north, no one should forget that they're also continuing...

Six days ago, the month long conflict between Israel and Hezbollah came to a tenuous truce, with both sides agreeing to a UN-brokered cease fire agreement...

In one of the most fucked up and distorted ideas of how the world works, the Bush administration is now scrambling to create a plan to help rebuild Lebanon.

Despite Hezbollah's hilarious claims of victory, Israel could have ended the conflict, indeed ended Hezbollah, in days if it wanted to. Cranking up...

In what may be one of the biggest ass kickings of the past 500 years, Hezbollah took down the mighty Israel. Israel started the war after Shiite Lebanese...

Israel has clearly defeated Hezbollah's Lebanese guerrillas in a month long Middle East war that ended with a cease-fire on Monday. The terrorist...

Just one day after a truce between Israel and Hezbollah has stopped fighting in southern Lebanon, politicians on both sides of the conflict have stepped...

It's been just over a month since Hezbollah's killing and kidnapping of IDF troops in Israel sparked the most intense conflict Lebanon had seen...