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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #63

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 13 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By nicole_powers.

Hello, fellow Asshole Fuckface hater. This week we have a smörgåsbord of Asshole Fuckfaces. For centuries my people have been scouring the Earth, looking...

SG Community Diary: Shiva for Two Brothers

THURSDAY AUGUST 21 2008 8:00 AM

Submitted by Joual. Edited By Fatality.

Below is the second installment of an SG Community Diary column written by SG member Joual who details - with wonderfully intermingling precision,...

SG Community Diary: From the Flames

TUESDAY JUNE 10 2008 2:00 PM

Submitted by Joual. Edited By Fatality.

What follows below is a first-hand account of life as part of the Israeli Defense Force. I don’t want to spend too much time introducing this piece...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #42

SATURDAY APRIL 19 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Welcome. Are you prepared to read about this week’s worst human beings on the face of the Earth? Some people can’t handle it. Last week was a prime example.

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #34

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 23 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

After so many Asshole Fuckface Roundups, you deserve to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. It was not one man, but two. The Harpe brothers,...

Condi Rice Finally Gets A Nickname: Useless

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



I think anyone with a brain can agree that Condoleezza Rice has been about as useless and ineffective as any previous...

Hezbollah East: Baghdad

MONDAY OCTOBER 29 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon.

Condi Rice Celebrates Irony

MONDAY OCTOBER 15 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Condoleezza Rice was having an irony blow out yesterday as she traveled the world and babbled from her mouth. Our...

Taking The Jew Hating Desmond Tutu Down a Notch

THURSDAY OCTOBER 4 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



In April, members of the Justice and Peace Studies program at the University of St. Thomas in Minnesota booked a major...

Worst Place To Be A Nazi

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Israel has an immigration law called the Law of Return. It allows anyone “with at least one Jewish grandparent to...

Israel Says Shalom to Hooters

THURSDAY MARCH 22 2007 12:00 AM

Submitted by thefreak. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hanukkah's coming early for the men of Israel, as famous wing-and-girl joint Hooters will be opening their...

Israeli Ambassador Fired For Having An Awesome Party

MONDAY MARCH 12 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



Tzuriel Refael was promoted from an office position in the Israeli foreign ministry to Ambassador to El Salvador in...

US Tells Israel To Shut The Fuck Up

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 27 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The US has shut down any possibility of Israel and Syria...

Israel War Against Hezbollah Officially A Failure

THURSDAY FEBRUARY 22 2007 1:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The head of Israel’s Military Intelligence research division said that Hezbollah is militarily...

African Footballer Can't Play For Israel: Takes His Ball Home

MONDAY FEBRUARY 19 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by mat8drb. Edited By erin_broadley.



Where's your passport? Kitchen drawer? Under the bed? Or maybe you just haven't gotten round to applying for one?

Natalie Portman Wants to Direct

MONDAY FEBRUARY 12 2007 2:00 PM

Submitted by Rahodeb. Edited By Rahodeb.



Jerusalem-born Natalie Portman may be set to give...

Religious Nutjob Roundup

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 6 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

It’s Tuesday, which of course means it’s time for my weekly report about crazy religious happenings around the world.

First stop: Saudi Arabia. Where...

Israel Not Settling for Current Solution in West Bank

TUESDAY DECEMBER 26 2006 10:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The ink on the cease...

Questionable Holocaust Conference Takes Place in Iran

TUESDAY DECEMBER 12 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by MrCrisp. Edited By erin_broadley.

Earlier this year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced plans to hold a conference...

Terrorists and Democrats Sitting in a Tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 6 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by UpTight. Edited By erin_broadley.

Hamas isn't that bad, when you think about it. Sure they piss and moan a bit when the Israeli air force attacks Palestinians who randomly fire missiles...

Cease Fire in Gaza

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 25 2006 10:01 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The vast majority of the news coming out of the Middle East these days is pure misery. That's why it's such so nice to see the occasional nice things that...

US Prevents UN Condemnation of Israel

MONDAY NOVEMBER 13 2006 4:00 AM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By Rahodeb.

Despite Republican leaders' repeated characterizations of the UN as a weak, ineffectual dinosaur with little authority or relevance to the real world, it's...

Egypt to Join the Fray?

SUNDAY OCTOBER 29 2006 4:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

In the ongoing conflict between Israel and the Palestinians (the current bout for the last five months taking place in the Gaza strip) it's often a case...

Israel Admits Using Phosphorous Weapons

SUNDAY OCTOBER 22 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

During Israel's fight against Hezbollah troops in southern Lebanon this past summer, the Israeli army faced the daunting task of trying to pinpoint military...

Israel President Has Been Doing Some Raping

SUNDAY OCTOBER 15 2006 11:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Israel President Moshe Katsav has not just been raping Lebanon and Palestine, but women...

Hamas Forgets Unity

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 22 2006 7:30 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Hamas, the controlling party in the Palestinian parliament, rejected Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah party's offer to...

Condi Rice Fixes Everything

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 16 2006 8:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

In the nearly sixty years following the creation of the Israeli state out of former Palestine, Israel has been battling its neighbors and the former residents...

More Hezbullshit Exposed

THURSDAY AUGUST 24 2006 11:00 AM

Submitted by UpTight. Edited By UpTight.

Remember that news story about the Israelis attacking clearly marked Lebanese Red Cross ambulances?

It filled our screens and newspapers. Reporters...

Syria Ups the Ante

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 23 2006 11:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Many in the Arab world believe that the latest conflict (fortunately halted, at least for now) between Israel and Lebanon was merely a ploy designed by...

Israel Charges Hamas Officials with.... Being in Hamas

TUESDAY AUGUST 22 2006 3:30 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Following the capture of several Hamas government officials in Gaza by Israel over the past few...

Stranded in Lebanon

TUESDAY AUGUST 22 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.

In 1996 Pamela Chawki, a young American woman, decided to take a trip to Lebanon. Pam had grown up in Los Angeles but her mother was of Lebanese descent...

Israel Busts Up Gaza's Government

SUNDAY AUGUST 20 2006 5:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Although most media attention has been focused on the Israel/Hezbollah conflict to Israel's north, no one should forget that they're also continuing to...

Cease Fire? Doesn't Look Like It

SATURDAY AUGUST 19 2006 7:30 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Six days ago, the month long conflict between Israel and Hezbollah came to a tenuous truce, with both sides agreeing...

Sorry We Killed Your Baby, How About a New Roof?

THURSDAY AUGUST 17 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In one of the most fucked up and distorted ideas of how the world works, the Bush administration is now scrambling to create a plan...

Lebanese Government to Pussy Out Again?

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 16 2006 9:00 AM

Submitted by UpTight. Edited By UpTight.

Despite Hezbollah's hilarious claims of victory, Israel could have ended the conflict, indeed ended Hezbollah, in days if it wanted to. Cranking up the...

Hezbollah Kicks The Shit Out Of Israel

TUESDAY AUGUST 15 2006 9:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In what may be one of the biggest ass kickings of the past 500 years, Hezbollah took down the mighty Israel. Israel started the war after Shiite Lebanese...

Israel Kicks the Shit Out Of Hezbollah

TUESDAY AUGUST 15 2006 9:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Israel has clearly defeated Hezbollah's Lebanese guerrillas in a month long Middle East war that ended with a cease-fire...

After the Battle, the War of Words

TUESDAY AUGUST 15 2006 2:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Just one day after a truce between Israel and Hezbollah has stopped fighting in southern Lebanon,...

For Now, A Reprieve in Lebanon

MONDAY AUGUST 14 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

It's been just over a month since Hezbollah's killing and kidnapping of IDF...

Protesters for Peace in DC Go Unheard

SUNDAY AUGUST 13 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

While Bush continues his grand tradition of clearing brush...

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