If God said, "Thou shalt not kill," how can belief in God be a prerequisite for military service?

With the shitstorm in Iraq resulting in (among other...

George Bush is such a colossal fuck up it is astounding. Every choice the administration makes in Iraq turns out to be the wrong choice. Their latest...

First of all, happy fucking birthday, Iraq War. You’ve had a rough couple of years and only the retarded seem to like you. You drew the short stick. ...

There is much confusion about who was the very first Asshole Fuckface. I get many letters and today I will finally reveal the answer: Pope Gregory XIII.

In Turkey, Saturday is actually known as Asshole Fuckface day, because Turkey was the home of the Ottoman Empire and home to the very first Asshole Fuckface.

Yes, you. I think you are fucking disgusting. Wait, I take that back. I only think you're disgusting if you are an American citizen; you Brits and Scots...

We are seeking qualified men to work in an exciting desert environment! Do you want to enjoy sun, fun and a "no rules" lifestyle? Are you currently employed...

The incident in question occurred nearly...

Welcome to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Not many people know the origins of the Roundup. We have to go all the...

One of the big arguments for the pro-war crowd is that we just can’t leave those Iraqis alone after invading and setting...

Volume 10 of the FTR series in which he puts the word "fuck" in front of a presidential candidate's name.

The...

Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon.

America is birthing a new Oliver North right now. It is a painful process because first we have to find a guy who...

It is fascinating to watch Democrats make such stupid decisions when picking presidential candidates. We can go back...

Condoleezza Rice was having an irony blow out yesterday as she traveled the world and babbled from her mouth. Our...

I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war...

If only there had been a way to get rid of Saddam Hussein without going to war. If only that evil dictator had not...

Iceland is wrapping up their participation in the Iraq war. Up until today, the island nation was an integral part...

On Monday General Petraeus, commander of forces in Iraq, testified before congress. He gave his assessment of conditions...

RAMADI, IRAQ – After spending some time in and around Baghdad with the United States military...

On September 15th, Bush will release his carefully picked over and re-written version of General Petraeus’ report.

George Bush went to Western Iraq yesterday ...

The British have begun leaving their last base...

Today is the day that Washington finally flushes a turd that's...

My Dad once told me that making a deal with the devil is like owning a Rolex clock radio -- sure, it sounds like a...

MUSHADAH, IRAQ – “Al Qaeda terrifies locals,” said Major Mike Garcia from Canyon, Texas, before...

BAGHDAD – American soldiers arrived in Iraq in 2003 with not much of a plan and little idea what...

You may have heard of William Mulholland. He...

Morale is a big deal in the Army. If morale is down, people do substandard work, they aren’t as motivated and things...

“Please, sir, can you help me? I must work with Americans, because my psychology is demolished...

Operation Straight Up is an evangelical group of entertainers who are about...

July 30, 2007
Baghdad Raid Night
By Michael J. Totten



BAGHDAD...

There is nothing more horrible than trying scoot away from a bomb because you don't have legs, but that is the situation...

In the Wake of the Surge
By Michael J. Totten



BAGHDAD...

Bringing Democracy to Iraq has been a difficult task. As much as we want the country to follow in our footsteps,...

Yesterday Bush gave a delightfully refreshing speech...

Welcome to Baghdad

By Michael J. Totten

BAGHDAD -- Never again will I complain about the inconvenience and discomfort...