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Great. We Have To Torture Us

THURSDAY MAY 29 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

We are in a bit of a quandary. For years now, the U.S. has been at war with terrorism – which is weird, because terrorism is a tactic, not a thing. But,...

A Steaming Pile Of Sadr

TUESDAY APRIL 1 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

George Bush is such a colossal fuck up it is astounding. Every choice the administration makes in Iraq turns out to be the wrong choice. Their latest...

Suck My Fallon, Bush.

THURSDAY MARCH 13 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Before the Iraq War, George Bush made sure to purge the military of all the naysayers. And by naysayers, I mean people who knew what they were talking...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup #36

SATURDAY MARCH 8 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Congrats on surviving through another week. Your sweet, sweet reward is another Asshole Fuckface Roundup. My weekly misfortune is the multitude of idiots...

Bush to Iran: Knock It Off, or It's Ring-a-Ding-Ding for You Bozos!

SUNDAY JANUARY 13 2008 9:59 AM

Submitted by Zarth. Edited By Zarth.

In a "nuanced" speech at the Emirates Centre for Strategic Studies and Research in Abu Dhabi today, President Bush described...

Speeding Boats Nearly Trigger World War III

TUESDAY JANUARY 8 2008 9:00 AM

Submitted by Zarth. Edited By Zarth.

Five Iranian speedboats intimidated three American warships on Sunday morning in the Straight...

One Democratic Asshole, A Bunch of Republican Assholes

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 5 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

Hezbollah East: Baghdad

MONDAY OCTOBER 29 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Hezbollah was started in 1982 by a group of Muslim clerics, with a lot of help from Iran, after Israel invaded Lebanon.

Monsters Speak: Iran Bad! Saudi Arabia Good!

MONDAY OCTOBER 22 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Dick Cheney has already gone to war with Iran and now he’s just waiting for the rest of us to catch up with him. ...

Be A Good Idiot And Vote For Hillary

TUESDAY OCTOBER 16 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



It is fascinating to watch Democrats make such stupid decisions when picking presidential candidates. We can go back...

British Get Sassy On Their Way Out Of Iraq

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 3 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The British have begun leaving their last base...

Karl Rove Overdoses On His Own Kool-Aid

FRIDAY AUGUST 31 2007 2:59 PM

Submitted by Gerry_D. Edited By Gerry_D.


Today is the day that Washington finally flushes a turd that's...

Touching Women Is Wrong

WEDNESDAY AUGUST 29 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



There is some pretty horrible shit going on in Iran. Take a seat because it is startling. Former president Mohammad...

War With Iran: The Videogame(s)!

FRIDAY JULY 20 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by Uncognitive. Edited By erin_broadley.



Videogames have been associated with warfare pretty much since the beginning.

1970s arcade rats that found Pong...

Don't Believe the Hype

MONDAY JULY 16 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by Bitch_PhD. Edited By Bitch_PhD.



As I implied in the the tagline to a recent post, y'all know...

Iran’s Summer Driving Season Starts With A Bang…Literally

FRIDAY JUNE 29 2007 2:00 PM

Submitted by Uncognitive. Edited By erin_broadley.



Let’s say that you’re the President of a country that has, to put it mildly, a rather mixed...

Coming Soon: War With Iran

SUNDAY JUNE 24 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



As a nation we are practically forcing Bush and Cheney to attack Iran because of our relentless dislike of the administration.

Iran Should Support The Insurgents

TUESDAY JUNE 12 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The Bush administration has been saying for quite a while now that Iran...

Don't Quit Your Day Job, McCain - Bomb Iran?

FRIDAY APRIL 20 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by gordond. Edited By erin_broadley.



Naturally we are expected to assume that when Senator McCain tells us that he meant it as a joke, we should take it...

US Was Pre-Hearing a Long Time Ago

THURSDAY MARCH 1 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



For years now Bush has been repeating his mantra: The US doesn't...

US Secretly Funding Iranian Insurgency?

MONDAY FEBRUARY 26 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

A new investigative piece from the Telegraph suggests that the endless harping on Iran from the Bush administration is about more than saber rattling, but...

Generals Ready To Bail On Bush

SATURDAY FEBRUARY 24 2007 11:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Bush seems to have a mutiny on his hands. According to the Sunday Times, several...

Sweet, Sweet Manipulation

MONDAY FEBRUARY 12 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

The news coming out of Washington was exciting this weekend: Iran is supplying the...

How Iran Will Fuck Us

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9 2007 11:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said that if the US does attack Iran, Iran would respond by attacking...

Iranian Diplomatic Offer to US Rejected - in 2003

THURSDAY JANUARY 18 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Bush's latest effort to drum up support for the war in Iraq contained...

US Military Holds Ongoing Garage Sale For Our Enemies

TUESDAY JANUARY 16 2007 8:30 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

The military has found a great way to get rid of surplus equipment; sell it to Iran and China! According...

Is the US at War with Iran?

THURSDAY JANUARY 11 2007 6:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By erin_broadley.

Anyone who had the misfortune of suffering through Bush's most recent address...

UN Sanctions Iran over Nukes

SATURDAY DECEMBER 23 2006 9:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The crisis over Iran's alleged uranium enrichment for weaponiziation purposes came to...

The Middle-East-leaning newspaper, The NY Times has published...

Questionable Holocaust Conference Takes Place in Iran

TUESDAY DECEMBER 12 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by MrCrisp. Edited By erin_broadley.

Earlier this year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced plans to hold a conference...

The Japanese Still Don’t Get It

TUESDAY DECEMBER 5 2006 12:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

In another glaring example of how the Japanese have forgotten the lessons learned from years of Godzilla attacks, four...

Ahmadinejad Sends Irritating Letter to US

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 30 2006 9:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has raised his own profile within the US by being the...

Let The Regional Sunni Shiite War Begin!

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 30 2006 2:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

When the US inevitably backs out of Iraq, Saudi Arabia plans to jump right into the fight and...

Antisemitic cartoon contest - we have a winner!

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 2 2006 7:30 PM

Submitted by UpTight. Edited By UpTight.

Well it's been a tense few months since my previous article on the contest, but I'm pleased to say...

Iranian President Wants His People To Fuck More

MONDAY OCTOBER 23 2006 3:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is hoping his people will do as much hot screwing as is humanly possible. Why? Well, besides the obvious masturbation...

Our Pals Iran and Syria Will Bail Us Out of Iraq!

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 18 2006 2:00 AM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By Rahodeb.

When it comes to international relations, there are few better examples of "best buddies" than the US, Syria and Iran. Just judging from the statements...

Welcome To The N-Club, North Korea

SUNDAY OCTOBER 8 2006 9:30 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

On Monday North Korea claimed its first nuclear...

Can Bush Get Any Dumber?

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 25 2006 12:30 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Gary Hart was one of the lone voices screaming about terrorists before 9/11. Sadly, no one listened.

Iraq Was So Successful, Let’s Do It Again!

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2006 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Everybody’s favorite retarded cowboy foreign policy is returning with a vengeance. After the exhilarating success of the Iraq war, the Bush administration...

Congressional Intelligence Report a Bunch of Made Up Garbage

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 15 2006 11:00 AM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The past several years have seen a constant drumbeat of Bush administration rhetoric on the state of Iran's nuclear weapons program. The tension culminated...

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