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- FRIDAY OCTOBER 29 2010 12:04 AM
Music on the Interwebz
by AJ Focht
The music industry has won the day as file sharing program Limewire has been forced to stop its “searching, downloading, uploading, file trading and/or file distribution functionality.” Limewire was ordered by US courts to shut down its services after being found in violation of mass copyright infringement.
This major file sharing service may have closed down but it is only a temporary block until its users find another site. The music industry has been fighting internet pirating sites since Napster, and for each victory they win another hundred sites pop up in their place. The Internet Industry Association says, “the music industry needs to focus on new business models.”
With that in mind, could MySpace be the answer the music industry is waiting for? With the launch of the new Myspace reboot, the site has taken a step away from the social networking world and is going in a new direction.
The new Myspace will feature three different ways in which each user can view the site. The first is the classic Myspace layout, keeping your homepage almost the way you left it. The second layout covers the screen with a slideshow of recommended media. The final Myspace layout is similar to Twitter Messages, with media and other announcements being updated in real time allowing you to see what your friends are doing as they do it.

[Vandal in Sunday Spin]
How does all of this lead to Myspace saving the music industry? Well the biggest change that Myspace is making is the focus on the media element of their website. Media, especially music, is hoped to be the driving force behind the new Myspace.
Musicians will be able to host their music on Myspace, as always. Now the focus of the site will be on the members acting as “curators” and sharing media with each other. New music and videos will be shared in real time by the users; this means that the users will create the trends of what music is getting exposure via Myspace. Users will also be rewarded by Myspace for sharing content. Myspace will promote profiles of active users and award them “badges” such as “Taste Maker”.
The Myspace redesign sounds like it has the potential to change the way media is experienced on the internet. If the music industry is really looking for that internet-friendly business plan, this could be therein. Myspace has always stood out in the music industry and this redesign might give them the proverbial ‘corner market’ on internet music.
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- WEDNESDAY JULY 29 2009 9:00 AM
Fear and Loathing in Public
Submitted by heathervescent
Edited by nicole_powers
Tags: We Live in Public, Internet, Art, Josh Harris,
On New Years Day, 2000, NYPD raided an underground bunker and uncovered a human experiment. Was it a cult? Was it art? Was it the future?
They found a spotless interrogation room, a banquet table with seating for 50, communal bathrooms, an indoor firing range with dozens of pistols and rifles, a bunkroom each bed wired with a closed circuit television that tuned into any of the hundred cameras wired into the space.
The experiment was to create the future a future where anyone can syndicate their life to anyone willing to tune in. What would it be like to live in public? An how would humans cope in an environment where it was all too easy to connect with anyone, anytime and bare your soul (or your skin) using technology?
Fast Forward to 2009
A webcam costs $20, if its not already built into your Macbook or Thinkpad. Facebook and Twitter make it simple to broadcast anything to anyone via the cellphones in your pocket. Celebrities and puppies stream their lives with the help of Ustream. As fun as the attention and supposed connection appears to be, I wonder how its changing our sense of humanity. How is the constant interaction with each other via technology changing our ability to relate to each other? Changing ourselves?
The Past Future
Ten years ago, internet entrepreneur and artist, Josh Harris posed these questions. He spent his internet millions on experiments to understand how these technologies would impact us. Ondi Timoner's Sundance award-winning film We Live in Public tells the story of his experiments and his attempts to predict the future a future we are living in today.
Harris saw our world filled with video streaming, Twittering and Facebook/MySpacing a decade ago. He had the audacity (and the money) to take his visions and test them out. How far would people go for their 15 minutes of fame?
Life in his hi-tech bunker started out with grand parties, a sense of invincibility and the feeling that they were doing something brand new. However, as events unfolded there was a tangiable feeling that it was all too good to be true. And it was...
There was no question that things were about to go horribly wrong -- it was just a matter of how badly
Harris wasn't just running the experiment, hed also wired his entire life. There were no secrets, the little white lies that lubricate life were all too transparent. With nothing to hide behind, just the footage invigorating, shocking, unforgettable -- people got hurt.
Big Brother of Self Expression?
George Orwell was wrong. Its not that the government will construct Big Brother, its that we demanded it. Josh Harris
Is it big brother when you wire your own surveillance cameras and publish the streams online for anyone to watch? This is exactly what Harris did. He not only wired the bunker, he also fitted his New York loft with microphones and cameras (including infra-red) and moved in with his girlfriend, excited to be the first couple to live in public. Im not going to spoil the film, but if you missed watching Harris live on the internet ten years ago, theres plenty of provocative footage in the film that shows the upside -- and downside -- of living with an audience.
Open your Heart, and theyll Stab You
When life is good, everyone loves you. But not so when things fall apart. While living in public Harris, who had made had made his millions in the pre-2000 tech scene, lost it all as the dot-com bubble burst. His girlfriend left, his viewers attacked him and his experiment became an animal cage. Harris escaped to an apple farm and later to Ethiopia, but is it so easy for us to run off to Costa Rica? I dont think so.
Last month ago, NIN frontman, Trent Reznor, publically stated he would step back from his active participation in social media Twitter and NIN.com message boards. The reason for this he cited was the negative backlash from his public -- specifically he was tired of trolls and negativity from the fans who personally attacked him when he twittered about certain subjects. Most of us have experienced this, our past online friends and supporters shockingly turn on us and attack us when we need their support the most.
Months after watching We Live in Public, Im still thinking about the questions it raises. What happens when everyone can easily syndicate their life online? Do we lose the concept of privacy in exchange for 15 minutes of fame? If everyone is vying for their 15 minutes of fame, who is paying attention? At what point do your internet friends become more important than the real people in your life? Do you prefer to have dinner with your laptop instead of your partner? Are we losing the ability to connect on a lasting and sustainable basis? What does it mean when its easier to talk to a stranger online, than one in real life? Whats happened to our humanity? Who have we become?
Id like to hope that we use technology to connect and expand our lives, but I fear its putting us in a cage. Its Harriss fear as well: Years ago, the lions and tigers were kings of the jungle, and one day they ended up in zoos. I suspect were on the same trap.
I hope for our sake, he is wrong; but after watching We Live in Public, I cant help to think, he might be right.
Heathervescent is a writer, technology consultant and agent of cacophony. You can read more of her adventures at www.heathervescent.com and follow her @heathervescent.
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- THURSDAY DECEMBER 18 2008 6:00 AM
Save Trees, Kill The Future
Submitted by FearTheReaper
Edited by nicole_powers
Tags: Newspapers, Internet
So long newspapers. You guys were great. I really appreciated all you did. Where would I be without you? Huh? Id be one stupid asshole. And where would the hobos be? Cold, thats where. Very cold. In the 30s, newspapers were known as Hoover blankets because President Hoover made some awesomely lame decisions and newspapers were all people had to keep warm. Unfortunately, its looking more and more like people wont be able to use newspapers and call them Bush blankets for this depression, mostly because newspapers are dying. Revenue this year is down 20%.
This week, the Detroit Free Press and the Detroit News announced they will offer home delivery only on Thursday, Friday and (Free Press only) Sunday. Thats two days a week for the News and three times a week for the Free Press. Last week the New York Times announced it was borrowing
up to $225 million against its mid-Manhattan headquarters building, to ease a potential cash flow squeeze as the company grapples with tighter credit and shrinking profits.
The Tribune Company, which owns the L.A. Times and the Chicago Tribune, filed for bankruptcy. The company also owns 10 other newspapers. They are not worth mentioning because they are not in giant, awesome cities. So goes life, small people in small places.
The Washington Post went with an "executive pay freeze."
There's more news coming out of the Washington Post's strategy meeting today: some top executives will not be getting raises due to the tough economic times plaguing the industry.
Executive editor Marcus Brauchli confirmed to Politico that there will be a pay freeze for Vice Presidents at the newspaper Ñ a group which includes two former executive editors.
Newsweek has decided to make their magazine smaller. How great does that sound? Not only is the weekly magazine completely useless in the Internet age, but its going to be smaller.
Newsweek magazine is planning staff cuts as part of a major makeover that is likely to result in a slimmer publication with fewer subscribers and more photos and opinion inside its pages, according to people close to the magazine.
Well, it sounds like its going to be more idiot friendly, with all the pictures and whatnot. Its cute to see them give it a go. Magazines are fucking toast. Ive canceled all my subscriptions, but one. Cant give up my Harpers yet, but that day will come.
Much of this is occurring quickly because of the recession. Companies arent buying ads and newspapers kind of make their money from ads. I heard that from a guy. Maybe this will just make their deaths quicker. There is no reason to buy a newspaper in this day and age, except for those who like their fingers to turn black. By the time a newspaper arrives at my house, I know the news. Weird thing is, I get my news from newspapers online. Uh, oh. There seems to be some sort of catch-22 here.
How in the hell are newspapers going to survive if read them online, instead of buy them? I dont think I have ever clicked on an L.A. Times ad. Ever. I dont click any ads online. I have Adblock and I rarely see an ad that interests me. Porn ads are nice. They give me boners. Just a tip, L.A. Times!
TV advertising will clearly have to move towards product placement more and more. Maybe newspapers can toss in a little product placement here and there.
Today in Baghdad, a car bomb exploded, killing 72 and injuring 139. The vehicle was a 2.5-liter, 4 cylinder 2008 Nissan Altima Hybrid 4 door sedan and got an impressive 35-mpg in the city before exploding. Shrapnel from the factory-installed XM/Sirius satellite radio killed one victim. Authorities were surprised someone would blow up such a first class vehicle.
Okay, while I would enjoy that it would be wrong. Pay per post advertising is being done, but it wont fly in newspapers. They already tried pay-for-online-subscriptions. People didnt bite. The New York Times attempted to charge for a better-than-the-rest-of-the-newspaper-section. Nobody went for it and they stopped. Now this is not to say there arent quite a few different ways to advertise on the web: Pay-per-page view banners, pay-per-click text ads, pay-per-transaction ads, paid inclusion in search results, paid listing in information services and pay-per-connection on social networks. They work; they just bring in less than charging readers to buy a paper and charging advertisers to put ads in that paper. That shit is done.
Oh, and I cant leave out the classifieds. That was a $326 million business. Now Craigslist is the big dog and the site only made $40 million in 2006. Thats a drop of 88%.
Okay, so here we are. Expect every newspaper to become a one newspaper town. The L.A. Times has been in talks to merge with both the Orange County newspaper and the San Fernando newspaper. Then it will spread. Soon San Diego will join in the fun. And on and on. Fewer and fewer papers being printed on fewer and fewer days. Were going to end up with a couple of national papers and thats it. But thats the physical paper. What about the Internet?
Thats what worries me. Even though our media largely sucks, we need reporters sneaking around and digging into garbage (Im pretty sure thats all they do). Less profit means fewer journalists, which means less keeping an eye on our political bitches. I dont know about you, but I like my political whores to be under the spotlight. And democracy sort of needs the press to be kicking ass. This could get really grim as more reporters disappear and we end up with more and more
blogs? Oh, my. That would be an ugly future. Imagine if you got all your news from me.
Wait, that is fucking awesome.
Forget everything I just wrote.
FearTheReaper is a writer, actor and stand up comedian. Check back each Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday for more from FearTheReaper and read his blog, Stop All Monsters.
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- WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 12 2007 12:00 PM
Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: Brave New World
Submitted by WilWheaton
Edited by WilWheaton
Tags: Communication, Internet, Revolution, Movies, Politics
There is a communications revolution happening right now. It crosses generations, and it scares the absolute shit out of a lot of people who benefit from ignorance and the control of information.
Though my son and his friends communicate in this barely-comprehensible patois of acronyms and phonetics, theyre more connected to each other than my generation ever was when we were their age, when three-way calling was a very big deal, almost as exciting as a digital watch. When I checked our familys cell phone bill earlier this month, hed only used a few of his minutes, but had sent nearly 2500 text messages to his friends, his mom, and me. My usage wasnt as light on the voice, but it was just as heavy on the text. Thanks to Twitter, Google SMS, and a new Helio Ocean, Im more connected than Ive ever been, and though Ive dipped my toes into this revolution, it wasnt until recently that I became a participant.
Thanks to this new Ocean gizmo, I have the whole damn Internet in my pocket everywhere I go. In addition to text messages, I have maps, instant messages, and e-mail to stay in touch with my friends or keep myself entertained if I end up stuck in a line somewhere without a book.
You know why movies fail before they ever open? Because of this communications revolution. Studios cant keep a shitty movie hidden and hope for one big opening weekend before it goes off to DVD land. At the same time, awesome indie films with little or no advertising budget can break out simply by being good and letting people whove seen it tell their friends. (Example: have you heard of King of Kong? If you have, the odds are you heard about it from a friend, or maybe read about it on a blog.) You know why movies may do okay on Friday, but play to empty theaters by Sunday? Because kids text each other, and their parents read instant reviews from their friends and even from strangers on blogs and sites like Rotten Tomatoes.
You know why the GOP seems to fool the Democratic leadership and beltway pundits more than they fool the voters? Because we read blogs and online news sources that do the sort of journalism that hardly exists in the Mass Media. Before the revolution (and as recently as the last two presidential elections) all they had to do was repeat the lie so often it became the truth, and the main media outlets where people turned for analysis and insights were inexplicably happy to play along. Over the last six painful years, though, weve seen their grip on power slowly unravel, because citizen journalists and professional journalists have turned away from the old Mass Media machine and joined our revolution. If Woodward and Bernstein were doing Watergate today, I believe theyd be writing for Talking Points Memo.
These are just two examples that I believe are driving the frantic efforts by the old media companies and their allies in government to rip apart the Internet, take away our ability to communicate with each other, spy on every single packet we send, and somehow return to the good old days when ignorance was strength and war was peace. Why do you think the justice department decided to get involved in the network neutrality argument? It certainly couldnt be because the free flow of information from investigative reporters or eyewitnesses that could contradict the carefully structured narrative threatens the powerful, could it?
Communication empowers people, and an empowered people are very, very scary to the powerful upper class who hope that well just go away, right after we buy a lot of crap from them that we dont need. And holy shit are they scared right now. The revolution may not be televised, but its being blogged, YouTubed, MySpaced, Facebooked, Dugg and Netscaped. Instead of embracing this new technology and the generation thats growing up with it and taking it for granted, the big media conglomerates and their *AA organizations are spending time, money and energy they could be spending on creating awesome content on trying to destroy the technology that scares them. Is it any wonder the big media cabal want to destroy network neutrality? Is it any surprise that theyre clinging to stupid DRM schemes that punish honest customers and infect computers with rootkits?
The audience isnt going to stop consuming content online, and creators arent going to go back to the old way of groveling at the feet of some network boss or studio head or label president, because they dont have to anymore. Instead, theyll just use inexpensive technology to put it all together, and use the Internet to distribute it directly to the audience. The studios have a choice now: continue their full-on war against consumers and technology, or join and benefit from the revolution.
The first thing they can do is support network neutrality. The next generation of artists isnt going to be discovered in the slush pile or in a box of demo CDs; the next generation of artists is already online, building loyal audiences for themselves by communicating directly through the tubes. Rather than creating fake YouTube sensations, all the industry heads have to do is sit back and wait for a genuine YouTube sensation to emerge. The fanbase will be authentic and passionate, and everyone will profit.
The RIAA and its gang of thugs SoundExchange can stop the assault on Internet radio. Ive written extensively about this before, but Ill flog this one again because its so important to me, personally: traditional radio is absolute garbage, and the majority of radio stations being owned by a handful of companies is a huge reason why. Potential customers are turning the radio off and listening to podcasts, online stations, and satellite. Instead of making it impossible for independent Internet broadcasters to stay in business, the RIAA should embrace these passionate people and understand that they could be selling tons of music to their audiences. The broadcasters at Radioparadise and Soma.fm are passionate about what they do, and theyre communicating directly with like-minded listeners. They have a tremendous amount of credibility with their audience, and could easily turn listeners into a walking sales team for musicians.
The same thing goes for podcasters. Ive never understood why a podcaster, who isnt making any money off the effort, but is just an enthusiastic hobbyist, should have to pay a record label for the privilege of making potential customers out of listeners. Theres this band I just love called The Legends. Youll never hear them on the radio, because theyre a tiny indie band from Sweden, but I just adore them, and thought that people who listen to my Radio Free Burrito podcast would dig them, too. I contacted their label, Lakeshore Records, for permission to include one of their songs in one of my podcasts, and the permission was enthusiastically granted. Someone at Lakeshore Records understands the communication revolution, and the idiots at Universal and Sony could learn a lot from him.
The last one is simple: DRM sucks. It punishes honest consumers, does little to combat actual piracy, and gives broadcasters and the evil *AA cartels way too much control over how we, their fucking customers, can enjoy the content we are paying them for. We all know that DRM isnt really about stopping piracy. Its about eventually controlling what your television or your mp3 player or even your computer will allow you to watch, listen to, or play. Practically, though, right now in 2007, its about limiting what we can do with things we pay for with our own money. Until the industry abandons their fundamental belief that all of their customers are thieves, were going to have an adversarial relationship with them and their artists. I predict a future where the whuffie of an artist is just as important as the art they create, as consumers grow increasingly fed up with being treated like criminals. Respect is important, and its earned, like and such as.
My final, tangible example of the revolution is right here at Suicide Girls. How many of these beautiful women, who have awesome tattoos and piercings, and look that is genuinely outside the mainstream, would have the opportunity to model like they do here? Can you imagine a world without Posh, Sash, Manko, Alexis and Emi? Im glad I dont have to.
See? Revolution.
Wil Wheaton is building a time machine.
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- THURSDAY AUGUST 16 2007 8:00 AM
Sex, Laws, and Internet: When Second Life and Real Life Collide
Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_
Edited by erin_broadley

The Internet is an fascinating thing: you can, to some degree, live out a whole separate life in here, fully removed from the confines and limitations of the world into which you were born. This is the basic concept behind Second Life. In case you've been living off the grid lately, Second Life is a "virtual world" unleashed on the intertubes back in 2003 by would-be Greek god Philip Rosedale. (UCSD alumni, holla!) It's sort of like The Sims meets an MMORPG -- populated by thousands "playing" in real time, the only quests are to work, go to school, see shows, acquire real estate, make awkward sexual advances at clubs, and spend lots of money. What's more, there are no epic weapon drops at the end of the tunnel. A welcome respite from real life, I suppose, because in Second Life at least you can approach this virtual mirror world as your true mental self (bondage-laden woman with a tiger face) rather than the false body you were born into (49-year-old hardware store clerk with a paunch). Therein lies the draw that has made Second Life one of the most massive and hyped internet applications to date.
The same dynamics endowing Second Life with its rich tapestry of social weirdness have also made the game, as it were, a financial dream. Big business aim to thrive, as your virtual self buys virtual Coke with real money, but far more interesting are the small-time upstart entrepreneurs. Enter: Kevin Alderman. This mild-mannered, middle-aged coding carpenter from Tampa, FL, works day and night building up a small business called Eros LLC, bringing with it an indispensable service to the Second Life community -- the craft of pixelated furniture that animates, with a simple click, your avatar in the act of hot, full-on, graphic (hey-o!) lovin'. But in a world where no one has to know your story, where an internet handle practically becomes an extension of one's own real name, how do you know who to hold accountable when business goes awry? This is the problem facing Alderman now, as he is presented with the odd situation of trying to sue someone he has no concept of in real life.
On paper, it's undeniably straightforward: someone stole Alderman's code for SexGen Platinum, one of his hot love creations, and is now selling the bootlegs illegally. It's a fairly clear-cut case of copyright infringement and intellectual property theft. The catch: Alderman doesn't even know the thief's name. What to do in such a situation? The only logical thing in a Second Life mentality: sue the avatar.
Alderman filed a civil lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Tampa, Fla., last month alleging an avatar named "Volkov Catteneo" broke the program's copy protection and sold unauthorized copies.
"We confronted him about it and his basic response was, 'What are you going to do? Sue me?'" Alderman said. "I guess the mentality is that because you're an avatar ... that you are untouchable. The purpose of this suit is not only to protect our income and our product, but also to show, yes, you can be prosecuted and brought to justice."
As my crackerjack legal counsel explained it to me (just before advising me to rent a very fast car with no top), "it would be like you suing me as 'Subrosa,' and not 'Dr. Gonzo*.'" A bizarre concept, to be sure, and certainly one that could only be yet another new and wonderful product of the internet. Catherine Smith, marketing director of Linden Labs (the lab responsible for the online world), states that she's never heard of any real legal dispute between two avatars before; Alderman's lawyer, then, is faced with the apparently unprecedented task of tracking down this "Volkov Catteneo" character in the outside world and serving him (her?) some justice. Luckily there's a bit of a lead, what with the internet leaving a somewhat-traceable digital trail and all.
Taney [Alderman's lawyer] believes he knows who Catteneo is in real life, but is confirming it through subpoenas of records of eBay Inc.'s PayPal payment service as well as chat logs and trade history in "Second Life." He said Linden Lab and PayPal turned over their records, and he is preparing another round of subpoenas.
"We're proceeding carefully," Taney said. "This guy has claimed the information he gave to Linden was bogus. We are looking for ways to cross check and corroborate the information."
Debates over intellectual property theft have been around practically since the Mesozoic era, and the internet, with its relative ease and everyman-an-entrepreneur attitude, just provides one more way to go about it. Some, such as the forward-thinking Portuguese Ministry of Justice, are even planning ahead by building in-game "e-justice" arbitration centers to settle disputes without taking the fight outside, but whether or not such mediation can really be enforced remains to be seen. Still, while justice departments are gearing up for a potential long haul of brand-new avatar criminals, it's definitely a unique situation at the present. If anything, any upcoming trial ought to be interesting.
_DictionaryGirl_, who prefers pretending she's Eddie Van Halen for her virtual kicks, tips her hat toward the incomparable Subrosa for a truly excellent story.
*Real name omitted to protect the innocent!
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- WEDNESDAY JULY 18 2007 12:00 PM
Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: On the Benefits of Going Off the Grid
Submitted by WilWheaton
Edited by WilWheaton
Tags: Technology, Internet, Vacation,
This ultra-connected world we live in is really cool, isnt it? Any information we could possibly want is literally at our fingertips: we get directions from Google Maps sent straight to our cell phones, our GPS devices ensure that were never lost (despite our best efforts) and the days of wondering what that actors name is, or what the lyric to that song actually was (Alex the Seal? What the hell does that mean?) are gone forever, replaced by just a few keystrokes at Google or Wikipedia.
Do you know the actual phone numbers of the people you call regularly? Or is that just saved in your cell phone? When youre online, do you actually know your passwords, or are they auto-saved as well? Do you have a roadmap in your car, or a Thomas Guide? What would you do if you got lost without a cell phone or a GPS device? Have you ever stopped to think about how dependent we actually are on technology, and what wed do if we suddenly lost it one day?
I think about it all the time, and I have considered trying my hand at writing a short SF story about what happens when all the technology we rely upon goes kaput one day. Because whenever anything bad happens to technology, the most correct way to describe it is kaput. Im serious. Go look it up at Google, or go to the library and use the card catalog if you really want to see what Im talking about.
If you don't have time to go to the library at the moment, keep reading: I unintentionally got to experience how it felt to be entirely off the grid and live a technology-free life for five days beginning last Thursday.
It was a hectic morning. I went out to Beverly Hills to shoot some video for FanLib, as part of this Star Trek fanfic contest Im hosting (note that this contest wouldnt exist without the Internet. Thats important). Traffic was miserable, so I didnt get home until four hours after wed planned to leave, and I still needed to ftp my books files to the printer. (Please note that, just ten years ago, I wouldnt have been able to ftp a bunch of pdf files to a printer, who would use digital printing for my book. I would have to print everything out and ship it overnight. What took fifteen minutes last week would have taken at least 24 hours a decade ago). Shortly after I sent all the files to the printer, I hopped into the car with my wife, kids, and dogs, and headed up to Lake Tahoe one last family vacation together before Ryan goes to college in August.
I havent taken a real vacation in years, mostly because its hard for me to justify the cost (especially now that I have a kid going to college in about five weeks). Its also hard for me to get away from the work I do online every single day, because I really do spend about half of my waking life connected to the Internets in some way. (Please note that Im not complaining about this. About two months ago, I got together with some other full-time bloggers for drinks, and we all marveled at how we all had jobs that didnt even exist when we were in high school, because the Internet wasnt the massive series of tubes that it is today).
I didnt know about the vacation until two days earlier, when my wife sprung it on me as a surprise (Pleae note: Wil hates surprises). I didnt even want to take the vacation, citing the above reasons, but Anne pointed out that we havent had a family vacation in years, the kids will be out of the house before we know it, and, oh yeah, she worked her ass off for the last two months so we could afford the trip.
Really? I said.
Yeah, she smiled, I didnt think youd notice because you were in Gotta Finish The Book Land.
She was right, and Im a sucker for my wifes smile, so I scrambled like crazy to get five days of work done in two days, and just after 2:30 on Thursday, we were all in the family truckster, heading up the freeway.
Wednesday Night:
I have to bring my laptop, I told her while we were packing, because I still have lots of work to do. I have a column to write, I need to work on my Geek in Review, I have my Netscape submissions to post, and Im --
There will be wireless Internet near the cabin, she said, and you can get all your work done while were there. Dont worry.
I was skeptical, but she used the goddamn smile on me again.
Okay, I said.
When we got to the cabin, it quickly became clear that there wasnt convenient wireless Internet; we were staying near Tahoma, on the West shore of the lake, and the closest WiFi was in Tahoe City, about ten minutes down the road.
I freaked out a little bit, and began to think of ways I could get online: walking around the neighborhood and hoping for an open access point seemed like a possibility. Driving into Tahoe City and buying a cellular wireless card was another.
Or . . . I could just let it go. None of my deadlines were until Wednesday, and wed get home Monday night. Id have a hellish day on Tuesday, to put it mildly, but I could still get everything done on time.
And Id get to have the first real vacation Ive had with my family in years, at a time when I needed a real vacation more than just about anything else in the world.
It wasnt as easy a decision as youd think, and I spent much of the first day we were up there going back and forth on it. It was during a game of over the line wiffle ball in the street that evening, breathing in clean mountain air, listening to the wind blow through the pines, when my son told me how much fun it was to play like this together that I made my choice. After about twelve hours of agonizing, I couldnt believe Id even spent one minute worrying about going off the grid.
By the end of the next day, I was happier and more relaxed than Ive been in ages, and I think going entirely off the grid is why. Without the cell phone constantly ringing, without a pile of Bloglines subscriptions to read, without the constant drone of news and rapid fire influx of information Ive come to take for granted as a constantly-connected guy, I could just relax and enjoy life. I could walk my dogs, take all the time I wanted to make meals, and play Othello with Ryan, without feeling like I should really be working.
I also got to enjoy the geeky things I did long before I fell down that damn series of Tubes (please note that its not like a truck) like finishing The Forever War, which I cant believe I hadnt read until now, and has assumed a place in my top ten science fiction books of all time. (Seriously. If you havent read it before now, or if youve only read anything other than The Authors Preferred Edition, and you enjoy military or hard SF at all, you absolutely must pick it up. I am not ashamed to admit that parts of this book brought tears to my eyes.)
I also brought some geeky games along, including Ticket to Ride: Europe, which is just like Ticket To Ride, but fun, and with a skill element involved. Nolan and I convinced Anne to give it a try, and we had one of the most enjoyable game-playing evenings weve had since I introduced my family to Settlers of Catan.
There was a television, but I didnt watch the news. My cell phone got such terrible reception, I just turned it off and left it off until we were driving back down toward Sacramento Monday morning. I lived a 1995 lifestyle for five days, and I loved every minute of it. (Please note that the only bit of modern technology I really missed was satellite or Internet radio, because even though we got a cool classic rock station from Reno, I got really tired of hearing Aerosmiths Dream On after the eleventy billionth time on Saturday.)
When I got home, I talked to my dad on the phone. Hes a perfusionist, and spent just about every childhood vacation that I can recall chained to his beeper (it pre-dates the pager, kids. Ask your parents).
I told him how great the vacation was, because I left the Internet -- and all the other distractions that so frequently get between me and the people I love -- at home.
You know how youd sometimes get to leave the beeper at home, and wed have a totally uninterrupted family vacation? I said.
Yes, he said, those were my favorite times when you guys were kids.
It was like that, only this time it was me without the beeper, I said.
It's great, isn't it? He said.
Yeah, I said, "It really is.
If you get a chance to go entirely offline, even if its only for a three-day weekend, do it. You may have to endure a hellish Tuesday, but I promise you, its entirely worth it.
Wil Wheaton had a hellish Tuesday. It was entirely worth it.
- news
- MONDAY JUNE 11 2007 12:00 PM
The Internet is a Series of Tubes, and the Tubes are Full of Holes
Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_
Edited by erin_broadley

When it comes to the world of technology, I am not a natural. To me, the Internet is as vast and wondrous and fascinatingly incomprehensible as outer space; that said, it kind of makes sense that the Internet would be full of things like quasars and galaxies black holes. According to a pretty cool article a couple days ago on Wired.com, such phenomena do exist (the black holes, no word yet on the rest), and a couple of computer science PhDsInternet astrophysicists, if you willare busting out their own kind of Hubble to get to the bottom of it all.
Ethan Katz-Bassett, a computer science Ph.D. candidate from the University of Washington introduced Hubble -- a network of deep cyberspace probes scattered around the internet - at the meeting of the North American Network Operator's Group in Bellevue, Washington. For two weeks Hubble queried a sample of 1,500 internet prefixes (a small subsection of the net) every 15 minutes. In the end it found that 10 percent of those prefixes couldn't be reached from certain corners of the internet.
Sometimes certain blocks of the Internet weren't reachable at all, Katz-Bassett reported, while other times only traffic coming from particular portions of the net fell into what's called a "routing black hole." When that happens, packets sent from one computer to another -- whether a request for a web page, or an e-mail message -- are somehow diverted to the wrong location, where they're lost forever.
This all sounds very complicated, but luckily I'm not the only one who thinks so. Katz-Bassett, and his researching partner Harsha V. Madhyastha, say that they are very surprised by the data they have collected with their Intertube-Hubble. The eventual goal of their research, however, is to construct a tool that will monitor and chart the "black holes" in real time, eventually setting in place a permanent system of sensors to send pings to various locations around the internet at constant intervals.
The question I had to ask at that point was, "why?" What service will these sensors provide in the long run?
"A single unresponsive ping is likely to mean there are widespread problems, Katz-Bassett said. The larger system, which Katz-Bassett plans to build over the summer, would treat an unanswered ping as a canary in a coal mine, instantly triggering multiple probes from around the net.
So once they get word of a black hole, that is to say an unresponsive bit o' internet, they can send out a search to figure out what the problem is, be it a faulty router or a weird connection misconfiguration, and fix it promptly to ensure faster service and less-congested Intertubes overall.
Pretty cool stuff. I suggest they put my house on constant watch, in particular: my computer's router is made of nothing but black holes and fail, and if the Hubble of the Internet can't fix it, well, I suppose nothing can.
- news
- SUNDAY JUNE 10 2007 10:00 PM
Google is Watching You
Submitted by Aaron_Lariviere
Edited by erin_broadley
Tags: Google, privacy, Privacy International, internet

As we sit in front of our computers, adrift in invisible streams of binary code, faced with mountains of information, most of us only rarely give a thought to our privacy. Its disconcerting to think that every move we make, everything we type or click on could be generating a log somewhere. Just yesterday Privacy International published a report ranking many of the largest websites based on their privacy policies and practices. It's pretty dull reading, and chock full of geeky jargon, but the results are certainly worth a look.
Google came in dead last, beating out the usual privacy offenders like Amazon and Microsoft by a long shot. Theyre also the only one out of the 23 companies reviewed to be deemed hostile to privacy, which sounds vaguely threatening. Its hard to tell exactly what the privacy violations are, but as reported in the Washington Post, they may relate to stored user profiles and Googles recent purchase of the online advertising service Doubleclick.
Since the report has been released, Google has begun what Privacy International are calling a smear campaign of negative publicity against the independent watchdog group. Just today PI issued an open letter to Google refuting some of the claims that have been made about the validity of the study. (Unfortunately it won't link, but it's available on their homepage). Wherever the truth lies, at least the study raises some interesting questions about the sites many of use most often.
Sadly Yahoo didnt score much higher than Google, so if youre serious about your privacy, you may have to do some digging to find a better search engine. On a more positive note, several websites scored reasonably well, including: Ebay, Last.fm, LiveJournal, BBC, and Wikipedia. Surprisingly, in what must be a glaring oversight, the researchers didn't bother to include Suicidegirls in the study.
- commentary
- MONDAY APRIL 9 2007 7:00 PM
Miss Manners 2.0
Submitted by PointBlank
Edited by PointBlank
Last week, the creator of Wikipedia, Jimmy Wales, and publisher Tim Web 2.0 OReilly proposed a set of guidelines to increase civility and manners in the blogosphere. The biggest recommendation was for the outright banning or curtailing of anonymous responses to public blogs.
Mr. OReilly and Mr. Wales talk about creating several sets of guidelines for conduct and seals of approval represented by logos. For example, anonymous writing might be acceptable in one set; in another, it would be discouraged. Under a third set of guidelines, bloggers would pledge to get a second source for any gossip or breaking news they write about.
Bloggers could then pick a set of principles and post the corresponding badge on their page, to indicate to readers what kind of behavior and dialogue they will engage in and tolerate. The whole system would be voluntary, relying on the community to police itself.
If its a carefully constructed set of principles, it could carry a lot of weight even if not everyone agrees, Mr. Wales said.
This most recent call for rules and suggestions began when Mr. OReillys friend and fellow blogger Kathy Sierra received several death threats on her own blog. She subsequently canceled several E-Tech presentations. OReilly has posted a Call for a Bloggers Code of Conduct, which has used the conduct rules at BlogHer as its base. Along with the suggestions for containing and eliminating anonymous posts, OReilly and Wales also encourage bloggers to take ownership of not only their words, but also for the general tone and tenor of the discussions on their websites.
There's an attitude among many bloggers that deleting inflammatory comments is censorship. I think that needs to change. I'm not suggesting that every blog will want to delete such comments, but I am suggesting that blogs that do want to keep the level of dialog at a higher level not be censured for doing so.
There are many real-world analogies. Shock radio hosts encourage abusive callers; a mainstream talk radio show like NPR's Talk of the Nation wouldn't hesitate to cut someone off who started spewing hatred and abuse. Frat parties might encourage drunken lewdness, but a party at a tech conference would not. Setting standards for acceptable behavior in a forum you control is conducive to free speech, not damaging to it.
To be honest, I tend to believe that policing this sort of thing is nearly impossible. Weve all seen online discussions get derailed by the anonymous poster who cant resist calling someone a fag or leaving a racist comment. But perhaps the best answer to this is Wales Code of Conduct #6, Ignore the Trolls.
- commentary
- WEDNESDAY MARCH 28 2007 2:00 AM
Roy Orbison in Cling-film Hits the Presses
Submitted by _DictionaryGirl_
Edited by _DictionaryGirl_
Tags: Roy Orbison, Cling-film, Ulrich Haarbrste, internet, WTF

This story is not about Roy Orbison wrapped in Clingfilm. This story is not even really about stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in Clingfilm. No, this story is about my fascination with the fact that stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in Clingfilm have evolved and broken out to such a degree that a news site has deemed them worthy of writing a story about. (Wow, that was like, three levels of meta right there. I just made myself dizzy. Watch out, now!)
I dont know if youve ever had the pleasure, but as for me, the first time I heard about Ullis Roy Orbison in Cling-film Site was in 2003, when Ben Platt wrote it up as an SA Awful Link of the Day. He pretty much hit the nail on the head with his take on the matter:
I think I speak for all of us when I say, guh? I mean, what the hell? Society is dictated by a huge number of unwritten rules. Call me crazy, but I've always thought that one of the better ones was "Don't fucking wrap Roy Orbison in plastic."
If you havent, in fact, had the pleasure of viewing this magical site, you might be wondering what kind of metaphor is being made by all this talk of Roy Orbison wrapped in Cling-film. Thats where youd be wrong. There is no metaphor. Its exactly what it sounds like. Slash fan fiction. About Roy Orbison. Wrapped in Cling-film. Gah.
'We have been struck by an asteroid,' I report. 'One of the precision-engineered BMW engines has been knocked out of alignment. Unless it can be mended we will die.'
'Suit me up,' says Roy. 'I'm going out there.'
'Captain,' I say nervously, 'you are not going to like this. I am afraid we forgot to bring space-suits on this mission.'
'Ach!' says Roy. 'This is a grave disappointment.'
I clear my throat diffidently. 'There is one thing we might try. As you know I had the foresight to bring many rolls of clingfilm with us for emergencies just such as this.'
'I scoffed at the time but now I perceive you were wise. You will wrap me in cling-film at once.'
I retrieve some cling-film from the Clingfilm Stowage Compartment where several hundred of the translucent rolls of joy glint softly in the cabin lights.
Roy Orbison unbuckles from his seat and floats out into the middle of the cabin, his black clothing billowing about him in the zero gravity like the folds of some black cloth manta ray. 'Commence,' he says.
Its all fun for a laugh, kind of like Gem Sweater or the Tron dude. You read it, you snap your head back in surprise, you send it to all your friends, and then you forget about it. Right? Wrong. Dead wrong. This motherfucker just turned this website into a book, and its selling. This is where the real actual newspaper article comes into play.
Ulrich Haarburste's novel Orbison in Clingfilm is likely the most unusual book released this year, and is reason for aspiring writers worldwide -- who have yet to see their work published -- to gouge out their eyes.
The bizarre bit of lit -- backed by a U.K. publishing house that's known more for titles like The Energy Challenge, Grandma's Garden and The Call of Duty: A Policeman's Story -- has gained a loyal and hyper-hip following on the web.
I think the bit about unpublished authors wanting to gouge our eyes out is a little bit harsh. It's no surprise at this point that the stories aren't based on real passion (though, internet being what it is, I'm sure some people have derived unironic pleasure from the site). As the web address indicates, the author is one Maddox-esque Michael Kelly, and quite frankly I salute him for sticking with such a left-field idea for so long.
The work carries the name of Ulrich Haarburste, but it's actually the work of U.K. humour writer Michael Kelly. Not that he will admit it.
Like Baron Cohen's Borat, it's Haarburste who responds to Sun Media's questions. Asked to describe his book, he explains: "I do not wish to speak boastfully. As your Leonard Cohen is saying, 'Art is a verdict and not an occupation.'
"However, if people's verdict should be that my work has changed their lives or provided them with a reason for living then I must humbly accept that."
Originally, I wanted to say that I never thought Id see the day someone would spend their time and money publishing a book based on a goofy joke website about Roy Orbison wrapped in Cling-film. Then again, four years ago I was saying: I never thought Id see the day someone would spend their time on the internet writing about Roy Orbison wrapped in Cling-film. Its all kinds of crazy, I suppose, to varying degrees.
MORAL: God bless the internet.
- news
- TUESDAY NOVEMBER 28 2006 6:00 PM
Newt Gingrich: We Must Destroy Freedom to Save It
Submitted by legionnaire
Edited by erin_broadley
Tags: free speech, Gingrich, internet
At an event ironically to celebrate free speech, former Congressional amphibian Newt Gingrich announced that free speech must be curtailed if we're to survive terrorism.
Gingrich, speaking at a Manchester awards banquet, said a "different set of rules" may be needed to reduce terrorists' ability to use the Internet and free speech to recruit and get out their message.
"We need to get ahead of the curve before we actually lose a city, which I think could happen in the next decade," said Gingrich, a Republican who helped engineer the GOP's takeover of Congress in 1994.
Maybe since Gingrich left elected office he's been a little out of the loop on policy matters, but the whole "become a fascist state or the terrorists win" doctrine was tossed aside a few years ago by GOP strategists. Believe it or not, Americans, but even those who identify as Republicans prefer to keep their freedoms intact.
Another choice moment in Gingrich's speech came as he criticized the current partisan tone of Washington.
"Political parties in Presidential primary states should host events that invite candidates from both parties to discuss issues," said Gingrich, who criticized the sharpness of today's politics.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it the Gingrich-led Congress of the mid-90s that gave Congress a good, hard shove into the current cesspool where it's residing? You know, theimpeaching Bill Clinton for no good reasonsort of thing? You reap what you sow, unfortunately, and if the new Democrat-led Congress isn't as friendly as someone like Gingrich would prefer, he should know where to place the blame.
- commentary
- WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 15 2006 8:00 PM
Internet is Only 1% Porn
Submitted by legionnaire
Edited by Rahodeb
It's a revelation that is likely to spark opposite reactions in individuals depending on their internet experience. Those who are still trying to somehow affix postage to their e-mail will probably be shocked, SHOCKED to learn the results of the latest government study that about 1% of the internet is pornographic content. While other people who have actually been on the internet more than once in the past decade will probably be more amazed that it is only 1% of the internet, considering the anecdotally true digital age adage that "you're never more than two clicks away from a naked girl." Consider where you're reading this article.
About 1 percent of Web sites indexed by Google and Microsoft are sexually explicit, according to a U.S. government-commissioned study.
Government lawyers introduced the study in court this month as the Justice Department seeks to revive the 1998 Child Online Protection Act, which required commercial Web sites to collect a credit card number or other proof of age before allowing Internet users to view material deemed "harmful to minors."
Of course, modern day moralists think this is the perfect justification for pushing the Children's Online privacy Protection Act (COPA) again, a reactionary bit of "won't someone think of the children?" legislation forced down the country's collective throat in 1998, and mercifully neutered at the hands of Third Circuit court of appeals, and eventually the Supreme Court as well. Detractors successfully argued that commercially available software was significantly more effective in blocking pornographic material than the awkward, government all-encompassing approach mandated by COPA.
Filters with less restrictive settings blocked at least 40 percent of sexually explicit sites, according to the study of random Web sites by Philip B. Stark, a statistics professor at University of California, Berkeley.
"Filters are more than 90 percent effective, according to Stark," ACLU attorney Chris Hansen said Tuesday during a break in the trial. "Also, with filters, it's up to the parents how to use it, whereas COPA requires a one-solution-fits-all (approach)."
This worthless bit of legislation was put on the sidelines almost immediately after it passed, and the final nail in the coffin should have been the Supreme Court's upholding of that decision. Pornography is still out there, Pandora's box was opened long ago, the sky has not fallen as a result, and we should all just keep merrily going on our own ways.
- news
- THURSDAY OCTOBER 12 2006 10:00 AM
Using Craigslist for Sex
Submitted by SteveIsaacs
Edited by SteveIsaacs
Tags: Craigslist, Sex, Internet

Can the vastly popular bulletin board site Craigslist.com alleviate your sexual frustrations by treating intercourse like buying a Transformers pillowcase on Ebay? Like an Ebay transaction, but without all that bidding bullshit; just "Buy It Now" sex with a complete stranger.
Bloggasm's Simon Owens recently fishing for sex on Craigslist and decided to make a study of it. He posed as 4 different people with different sexual wants and made posts in 3 cities. The responses came in and he compiled the results.
Among his observations:
"I was overwhelmed with how many straight males simply included pictures of their penises and nothing else. Were they really expecting that a girl would see a picture of their penis and exclaim Thats the guy for me!?"
"Many of the people who answered the ad for the bi-curious man claimed to be straight, which means that a lot of bi-curious males are surfing through craigslist to have their first experiences."
"Most the responders were between twenty and forty years-old."
"Its almost impossible for a straight male to find anonymous sex through Craigslist... Out of all the ads put out by straight males, there was only one woman who responded."
"Lesbian/bi females, gay/bi males, and straight females should have no problem getting laid through Craigslist."
(via Bloggasm)
- news
- THURSDAY AUGUST 31 2006 3:30 PM
WiFi Routers Get Warning Sticker in California
Submitted by WilWheaton
Edited by WilWheaton
Wireless routers sold in California will come with a warning, instructing their new owners to secure their WAPs. Dark Reading says:
The law will require all manufacturers of wireless access products to put warning labels on their products that remind users to password-protect their WLANs before launching them. The warnings could take place as stickers on wireless routers, notes during installation, or an alert that requires buyers to take action before the device is used.
At first glance, it seems really stupid and unnecessary to require manufacturers to explicitly inform consumers about the importance of securing their WAPs, but part of the law signed yesterday will make it a criminal offense to crack a secured hotspot and use it to access the Intertubes.
So what about piggybacking onto an unsecured hotspot? Is that illegal now? 27B Stroke 6:
I think no.
There will still be plenty of free Wi-Fi to be found, but it might not be long before some legislator gets it in his head to pass a law banning the use of an open wireless network unless you have some sort of permission.
Maybe it will happen after some guy gets busted downloading mp3s or child pr0n from a neighbor's open connection.
But it's still legally unclear whether borrowing some unsecured bandwidth is stealing (technically trespass to chattels) or fine and dandy.
This will be an interesting law to watch, as a test case to define its limits will probably come up sooner than later.
- commentary
- TUESDAY JULY 11 2006 8:00 PM
GOP Bets Big on Internet Gambling Ban
Submitted by legionnaire
Edited by Rahodeb
At a time of international turmoil, with daily reports of violence from Iraq, nuclear war threatened from North Korea, and reports of the Taliban gaining strength in Afghanistan, Congress has chosen to take decisive action on the key issue of our time: internet gambling. That's right, the morality police are back, and this time they've got online gambling in their sights. And exemptions for horse racing and interstate lotteries remained in the bill despite the obvious hypocrisy inherent in them. I suppose the bible says ponies are OK?
The U.S. House on Tuesday approved a Republican-written bill to crack down on Internet gambling, in what critics said was an election-year appeal to the party's conservative base.
The House voted 317-93 to impose a ban on most forms of Internet gambling by making it illegal for banks and credit card companies to make payments to online gambling sites. Internet gambling generates some $12 billion annually worldwide, half from American gamblers.
The bill exempted horse racing and lotteries from the ban.
"This is a scourge on our society. It causes innumerable problems," Republican Bob Goodlatte of Virginia, one of the bill's sponsors, said on the House floor before the vote.
That's right! Just like flag burning! And gay marriage! And not having "under God" in the pledge of allegiance! Have I forgotten any of the other idiotic election year issues that the Republican majority has crammed down our throats? Barney Frank (D-MA) succinctly sums up the major philosophical objection to the bill:
Democrat Barney Frank of Massachusetts said he thought the bill was "outrageous."
"If people want to do something, and it doesn't hurt anybody else, we ought to mind our own business," Frank said on Monday. "This is a bill to tell adults not to do something because people in this body disapprove of what they do."
I thought that was the whole idea behind libertarianism, which is supposed to be a driving force in the Republican party. I guess not, seeing as how easily the bill passed (though there were likely more than a few spineless Dems in the mix, given the overwhelming majority vote the bill received.)
Pay attention Republicans, this is your party at work. Not the party of liberty, or of an "ownership society" (that tells you how you can and can't enjoy your free time and money), or the party that was going to free Washington from special interest groups, but the party that panders to a moralizing bunch of crusaders who want to turn the country into a Christian taliban piece by piece. Well, that is, unless another interested group lobbies hard enough to get an exemption for themselves. The modern GOP: Christian extremist morality, with exceptions available for a price.



