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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 2 2010 12:04 AM

Six Step Guide To Moving Back In With Your Parents

Submitted by SG_Blog

Edited by SG_Blog

Tags: Blog, Politics, Relationships, Society, comedy, economy, humor, unemployment

by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...

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  • THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 9 2010 6:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Booze Review: Earthquake High Gravity Lager

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: beer, liquor, shit, booze, funny, commentary, humor, drunk, drinking

I am not what most would call a man of high-dollar tastes. The only suit I ever owned was from J.C. Penney’s and I readily admit to not seeing a problem...

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  • FRIDAY MAY 28 2010 4:30 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Double Down

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: humor, comedy, double down, kfc, shit, food, review

Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...

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  • SATURDAY MARCH 13 2010 7:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Subway

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: sandwich, Italian, Subway, foot long, humor, comedy, shit food review, food, review

When I think shit food, I think Italian. Not because it’s bad. Oh, fuck no. I mean shit food in the way that every single dish is out to clog your arteries...

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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 21 2009 7:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Panda Express

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Panda Express, fast food, commentary, humor, comedy, Chinese, chicken, beef

I fucking love Chinese food. I do. And if you don't, you're probably just a racist. You need to get past Pearl Harbor, dude. It was over a hundred...

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  • TUESDAY MAY 27 2008 9:00 AM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: Something McWicked This Way Comes

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: Mcdonalds, pizza, wtf, comedy, humor

Once upon a time, in a magical place called "the '80s", I was a young lad and my old man sat me down and told me the three secrets of life.

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  • TUESDAY APRIL 15 2008 8:00 PM

Plissken's Shit Food Review: KFC Famous Bowls

Submitted by SnakePlissken

Edited by crispy

Tags: KFC, Patton Oswalt, fast food, commentary, humor, comedy

The Colonel and I have had very differing ideas on what fried chicken should be for quite some time now. I think it should be hot, fresh, and tasty. He...

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  • TUESDAY OCTOBER 16 2007 8:00 PM

'Tis the Season

Submitted by Bitch_PhD

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: halloween, costumes, gender expectations, humor

(image) (video) Are you a girl? Is it Halloween? Be a sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon! Or maybe a sexy anorexic? Sexy institutionalized mental...

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  • WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2006 11:30 AM

The World's Worst Novelist Celebrated in Belfast

Submitted by boygirlpartay

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: amanda mckittrick ros, ireland, belfast, novel, novelist, alliteration, humor

Amanda McKittrick Ros is a cult figure in Irish literature and popular among 20th century writers such as Mark Twain, Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R.

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  • SUNDAY JULY 30 2006 12:00 PM

Signs, Signs

Submitted by boygirlpartay

Edited by boygirlpartay

Tags: signs, street signs, humor, funny, swanksigns

Swanksigns is a website "dedicated to the art of mocking public works". Users are invited to contribute photographs of bizarre, iconic street...

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  • SATURDAY JULY 8 2006 6:00 AM

Good, Clean Fun at the Bathtub Art Museum

Submitted by boygirlpartay

Edited by boygirlpartay

Tags: bathtub, postcard, art, humor

Here lies someone who may be more into taking a bath than Ernie. Everyone likes to get sudsy now and then, but Carye Bye, curator of the Bathtub Art Museum,...

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