Six Step Guide To Moving Back In With Your Parents
by Matt Dunbar Bankruptcies and bailouts. Widespread unemployment. A once booming and diverse economy now exclusively based on the production of Shakeweights...
Plissken's Shit Booze Review: Earthquake High Gravity Lager
I am not what most would call a man of high-dollar tastes. The only suit I ever owned was from J.C. Penney’s and I readily admit to not seeing a problem...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Double Down
Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Subway
When I think shit food, I think Italian. Not because it’s bad. Oh, fuck no. I mean shit food in the way that every single dish is out to clog your arteries...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Panda Express
I fucking love Chinese food. I do. And if you don't, you're probably just a racist. You need to get past Pearl Harbor, dude. It was over a hundred...
Plissken's Shit Food Review: Something McWicked This Way Comes
Once upon a time, in a magical place called "the '80s", I was a young lad and my old man sat me down and told me the three secrets of life.
Plissken's Shit Food Review: KFC Famous Bowls
The Colonel and I have had very differing ideas on what fried chicken should be for quite some time now. I think it should be hot, fresh, and tasty. He...
'Tis the Season
(image) (video) Are you a girl? Is it Halloween? Be a sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon! Or maybe a sexy anorexic? Sexy institutionalized mental...
The World's Worst Novelist Celebrated in Belfast
Amanda McKittrick Ros is a cult figure in Irish literature and popular among 20th century writers such as Mark Twain, Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis, J.R.R.
Signs, Signs
Swanksigns is a website "dedicated to the art of mocking public works". Users are invited to contribute photographs of bizarre, iconic street...
Good, Clean Fun at the Bathtub Art Museum
Here lies someone who may be more into taking a bath than Ernie. Everyone likes to get sudsy now and then, but Carye Bye, curator of the Bathtub Art Museum,...




