Satan Allowed Into Senate Chamber
Well, it happened. Satan was allowed to walk his heinous ass into the Senate chamber and babble his nonsense. You cant say we werent warned. Just a few days ago, the good folks from the American Family Association alerted us to the fact that Satan was coming and this time he was going to be dressed like a Hindu.
Send an email to your senator now, expressing your disappointment in the Senate decision to invite a Hindu to open the session with prayer.
On Thursday, a Hindu chaplain from Reno, Nevada, by the name of Rajan Zed is scheduled to deliver the opening prayer in the U.S. Senate. Zed tells the Las Vegas Sun that in his prayer he will likely include references to ancient Hindu scriptures, including Rig Veda, Upanishards, and Bhagavard-Gita. Historians believe it will be the first Hindu prayer ever read at the Senate since it was formed in 1789.
Scary, huh? A Hindu allowed to speak in the Senate. Never thought I would see the day. I always know when shit like this is going down because my anus tingles. Its like a Spidey sense, but its my anus and it warns be that there is a threat to Christianity. Anyway, the AFA makes a good point about why Hindus shouldnt be allowed to speak, in the Senate, or really at all anywhere in America.
WallBuilders president David Barton is questioning why the U.S. government is seeking the invocation of a non-monotheistic god. Barton points out that since Hindus worship multiple gods, the prayer will be completely outside the American paradigm, flying in the face of the American motto "One Nation Under God."
Barton says given the fact that Hindus are a tiny constituency of the American public, he questions the motivation of Senate leaders. "This is not a religion that has produced great things in the world," he observes. "You look at India, you look at Nepal -- there's persecution going in both of those countries that is gendered by the religious belief that is present there, and Hindu dominates in both of those countries."
Well, today was the day. As expected, the Senate bowed their heads to Satan and let the Hindu speak. Thankfully, the AFA had people there to get out their message: Hindont!
Yes, they shouted down a religous man of another faith because he was saying a little prayer. It was the first time a Hindu was allowed to deliver the morning invocation and our very own American Taliban clearly scared the shit out of the poor guy. The three protesters were from Operation Save America, who apparently have such weak faith in Jesus that they cant allow other people to speak different religious beliefs out loud. If you couldnt hear it, this is what they said:
Lord Jesus, forgive us father for allowing a prayer of the wicked, which is an abomination in your sight. This is an abomination. We shall have no other gods before You.
No Lord but Jesus Christ! There's only one true God!
Then, just as Jesus would have done, the brave Christians put out a press release to brag about calling a man from another religion, who was merely speaking words, an "abomination." Jesus was all about bragging, calling people abominations and press releases.
Ante Pavkovic, Kathy Pavkovic, and Kristen Sugar were all arrested in the chambers of the United States Senate as that chamber was violated by a false Hindu god. The Senate was opened with a Hindu prayer placing the false god of Hinduism on a level playing field with the One True God, Jesus Christ. This would never have been allowed by our Founding Fathers.
"Not one Senator had the backbone to stand as our Founding Fathers stood. They stood on the Gospel of Jesus Christ! There were three in the audience with the courage to stand and proclaim, 'Thou shalt have no other gods before me.' They were immediately removed from the chambers, arrested, and are in jail now. God bless those who stand for Jesus as we know that He stands for them." Rev. Flip Benham, Director, Operation Save America/Operation Rescue
Keep up the good work and please don't get stabbed in the neck.
Indian Government Encourages 20 Minute Joyride Through the Realms of Vibrating Pleasure
Is it a sex toy, or is it birth control? That's the question causing enormous outrage throughout the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh in response to a vibrating condom that's being manufactured and marketed by...the government.
A promotional message from the company, Hindustan Latex Limited, describes Crezendo as a product that "provides ultimate pleasure by producing strong vibrations."
Hindustan Latex Limited, a "Government of India Enterprise," launched Crezendo in response to a fall in condom usage. Their goal was to encourage the use of birth control by enhancing its pleasure, and they marketed the product with tag lines like "Crezendo vibrating ring is designed to take you for a 20 minute joyride through the realms of vibrating pleasure," and "It is truly your passport to 'The Republic of Pleasure'."
Critics, who see the product as a sex toy, are furious: contraception is encouraged but sex toys and pornography are forbidden in India. They want the government to ban the sale of Crezendo immediately.
How did the country that gave the world The Kama Sutra get so prudish about sex toys? Attaching a vibrator to a condom doesn't make the contraceptive any less decent or moral--it just makes it that much more enticing to someone who might otherwise not practice safe sex. The Indian government deserves major props for taking this creative approach to birth control and public health. Hindu conservatives should apply for a passport to 'The Republic of Pleasure' and bring a copy of that most famous ancient Indian text along for the 20 minute ride.