Some kids went through hell at Camp Crystal Lake in the summer of 1979. By “hell,” I mean a crazy person named Pamela Sue Voorhees murdered them. Pamela...

Merry Asshole Fuckface Day. This is the day during which righteous people such as yourself can laugh at and mock the miserable fucks that inhabit our sweet...

Middle-aged women are pissed. Their great hope is going down in flames and losing to a black man, which is causing them to lose their minds. They are...

When the Democratic primaries began I was afraid the party faithful would pick Hillary Clinton as the nominee. She would have lost handily to any Republican...

Yes, I called Hillary Clinton an abomination. I could not be more correct with my description and here is the definition of abomination to prove it:
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Abomination...

I loathe Hillary Clinton. Back in the early '90s, I was a fan of the Clintons, but as time went by, it became apparent they were Republicans claiming to...

I do not know what in the fuck Hillary Clinton is doing. There is no way she can legitimately win the Democratic nomination. Turns out, a long time ago...

Remember way, way, way back in late February, when I wrote an article about the pathetic campaign Hillary was...

I was trying to focus on how much I don’t like Hillary Clinton during Tuesday night’s debate, but some asshole kept distracting me. The asshole's name...

Oh man, did the shit hit the asshole this week. (I think that is the correct cliché.) David Shuster was asked to fill in on Tucker Carlson’s show on MSNBC.

First came the 2000 Florida elections that showed our Democracy to be a total sham. Thousands of voters illegally purged from voter rolls, ballots tossed...

It’s fascinating to watch the Democrats make the same mistake over and over and over and over again. When I say “over” I mean, Walter Mondale, Michael...

It is interesting to watch the slow motion Democratic train wreck, for so many reasons. For the first time in history a black man and a woman are battling...

“I’ve waited so long for a woman president. Now we have one who has a legitimate chance, and she’s no different than the ones with dicks.”
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Yes, indeed, you read that headline correctly. I hope many of the idiots who bought houses during the bubble lose them. It is my wish because they are...

Happy Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day. Many yearn to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. He was a Frenchman, of course. Gilles de Rais...

Two days ago we learned that Iran halted...

Oh, shit. We are now officially getting down to it. The Iowa “we’re a special state” caucus is on January 3rd and...

It is very interesting to watch Democrats make the same mistake they made in 2000 and 2004. During both of those...

It is fascinating to watch Democrats make such stupid decisions when picking presidential candidates. We can go back...

Last week Rupert Murdoch purchased...

Hillary Clinton is a monster, I proved that months ago. ...

Apparently Bush can now seize Hillary Clinton’s assets if he so desires. How the hell did this come to be? Well,...

Hey, kids! It’s Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another Asshole Fuckface Roundup! There are...

I just received a call from the local ABC affiliate here in Los Angeles asking me if I wanted to take part in a political...

We can all stop wondering who will win the election in 2008. FearTheReaper can officially now stop writing...

Currently Hillary Clinton is the front-runner for the Democratic candidate for president. She leads Barack Obama...

There might actually be one good thing about Hillary Rodham Clinton winning the presidency, the former President...

Lindsay Lohan had a secret and productive meeting with Al Gore. An insider revealed...

Rick Santorum has created the lamest ad of the election season. The commercial takes place in a wrestling ring. While wrestlers toss each other to the...

You probably wouldn't know it judging by the major election headlines, but Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), one of...

There are some rather vocal people within conservative political circles who have gone the extra mile, and elevated Hillary Clinton-bashing to a high art.

The New York Times continues to go down the shitter as they attempt to fight off the conservative attacks by placating them. This...