The Biggest Failure of All
Years from now, as we look back in time, one glaring stance of the Bush administration will stand tall over the others. Bush's assault on the environment...
Why Can't I Know What Bush and Gore Talked About? Not Fair!
(image) Aw, look it's the elected President and the appointed President side by side. It's enough to give me douche-chills. Bush looks like he's...
Hungry? Let Them Eat Ethanol!
Is there anyone left who doesnt think its a good idea for America to use less oil? You could be a dirty hippy whos just watched An Inconvenient Truth...
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement Has Some Good Points
(image) Im pretty vocal about the fact that I dont want to procreate. Ive told everyone I know and almost everyone that I dont know; I dont want...
Hey, Brother, Could You Spare Some Rainfall?
(image) From where I'm sitting right now on the steps of a building at a venerable institution of higher learning in North Carolina, USA, I see browned-out...
Hippies Tell Americans To Go Green
We're all getting sick of these reports that warn of the apocalyptic scenarios that will most likely arise, if people in the industrialized world do...
Ready to Die? First the Bees, Then the Humans..
(image) Why dont they know? Because they didnt have funding to continue the study. You know, to get that proof. So, now the experiment is going...
Everyone Agrees Global Warming is Real. Even Bush.
Despite the fact that most people have realized it for quite some time, the scientific consensus is finally, officially in: global warming is happening.
Save The Lightbulb, Save The World
Next week, California Assemblyman Lloyd Levine will introduce a bill that could make California the first state to ban incandescent lightbulbs. Why is...
A Global Warming Lobby?
Anyone who was fortunate enough to see the movie Thank You For Smoking probably believes that there are lobbyists in Washington for every nasty cause there...
Gigantic Velvet Curtain Will Save Us
The Bush administration has come up with a genius idea to stop global warming: Block sunlight. The government is asking the worlds scientists to come...
Where the Fuck is Winter?
Season? What seasons? As historically-high temperatures rocked the Northeast yesterday with the mercury climbing to a balmy 72 degrees Fahrenheit in New...
"Nonexistent" Environmental Problem Makes Island Nonexistent
Climate change, or as it is better known in the popular media, global warming, enjoys a position right alongside evolutionary theory that makes it unique.
Watch Your Step! Attack of Frozen Poo!
If the heat won't kill you, the cold might. According to New Scientist, as ice thaws from global warming killer viruses trapped in the ice might make...
World Winning the War Against Phytoplankton
Scientists released the best news yet in mankind's ongoing war with Phytoplankton. According to NASA satellite data, when the worlds oceans warm,...
Bush Being Investigated For Bitch Slapping Scientists
Inspectors in the Commerce Department and NASA are investigating the Bush administration in a coordinated effort over allegations that the White House attempted...
Hurricanes and Global Warming? Nothing to See Here...
The Bush administration has been repeatedly accused of favoring politics over facts in its handling of scientific data. Whether it's preventing claims...
Senator Inhofe Godwins Global Warming Debate
While the House of Representatives, with its hundreds of members, remains full of some rather interesting (to put it nicely) characters, one would hope...
GOP Acknowledging Global Warming?
Global warming, and its causes and subsequent effects, is a contentious issue. Well, contentious at least in Washington DC, where politicians seem to be...
