This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

Happy Asshole Fuckface day. As I tour the country, speaking of Asshole Fuckfacery of yesteryear, I am often asked, “Who was the first?” After 84 hours...

After so many Asshole Fuckface Roundups, you deserve to know the identity of the very first Asshole Fuckface. It was not one man, but two. The Harpe brothers,...

Fox News is obviously only for the borderline retarded. The entire network is a joke and has repeatedly been caught lying. In polls, its viewers are always...

Just when you think Fox News can’t get any worse, they put on their animal pelts and take out their clubs. Two days...

First came the nightmarish film Sicko by demon Michael Moore. It opened in a limited release on June 22nd.

The wildly successful and hilarious show The Half Hour News Hour is back on the Fox News channel. Before you watch...

Many have predicted it would be the first sign of the Apocalypse. And now it has happened. Chuck Norris filled in for Sean Hannity on Fox News. As...

Sen. Barack Obama is an Illinois Democrat making a run for President. Or is he really an undercover muslim that was taught as a young boy to hate...

The shit may be about to hit the fan at Fox News. Their right wing nut viewers may not be too pleased when they learn that that...

In what is one of the most retarded and pathetic displays of crappy journalism, a Fox News reporter allowed “torturers” to waterboard him until he “broke.”...

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