By Malloreigh I started trying to write this article about ex-vegans over a week ago, but I found it really difficult. I couldn’t come up with a clean...

by Tara Diane Yummmm, hummus is one of my favorite snacks. Here is my favorite hummus recipe, tuned specifically to my veggie hating, lemon-loving taste...

By Malloreigh If there’s anything that’s legitimized veganism among the masses lately it’s been the explosive popularity of vegan baking. A vegan...

By Malloreigh Dating is immeasurably frustrating. It’s not like the dating pool is huge to begin with – sure, there are lots of people out there, but...

Earlier this year, I decided it would probably be a good idea to not be so damn fat. Getting healthier overall laid more seemed like a worthwhile possible...

When I think shit food, I think Italian. Not because it’s bad. Oh, fuck no. I mean shit food in the way that every single dish is out to clog your arteries...

I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed. I mean this both literally and figuratively. Not only was I in a pissy mood, but I was also on the...

I love Swiss cheese. It’s packed with glory-holes of deliciousness. I love mushrooms, too, even if they make me so gassy I could fart the entire chainsaw...

It’s 12:30 AM Friday morning July 18 and I find myself in Gelsenkirchen, Germany. Gelsenkirchen. Home of… um, home of nothing that I know of and I’m...

Remember 1993? Boy, I sure do. I was obsessed with White Zombie, Warhammer 40,000, and pretty much every girl's tits at school. And, yes, I am including...

Previously on Food Coma... In-N-Out good, Olive Garden bad. Tiny little birds tortured for the gastronomic pleasure of the rich elite and some old Popes.

We’re all busy. We all have things to do. In an age when we value efficiency to such a high degree, we are all looking for ways to multitask and corners...

Bon Scott once said, “Hell ain’t a bad place to be.” I couldn’t agree more as my adopted city turns into a Rammstein video shoot. Los Angeles is burning,...

This weekend marks L.A.'s Tofu Festival, August 12-13th. While some scoff at the cubic wonder food, it's a great opportunity to try it in its...