Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets
As the last installment on SuicideGirls, Tuesday Tasting will be moving to Shake Well Before Use in 2008.
Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.
Santa Brought Us Slutty Stocking Stuffers
Fleshbot posts ten XXXmas videos aimed to get you hotter than a Macbook on bare thighs. Naughty, video-loving vixens are decked out in reindeer hats and ready to ride your sleigh (at least on screen).
Yes, it's been well established that "Christmas porn" pretty much just means "babes in Santa hats," but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there's a tree in the background!
From "Three Tight XXXMas chicks share Santa" to "Hardcore Christmas party", the videos are definitely NSFW, but that shouldn't be a problem today.
Flying Home For The Holidays Will Still Suck
The friendly skies want to make sure they remain just that: friendly, but not of the fuck-buddy variety. Airlines are starting to open up to in-flight wi-fi and mobile phone service. Unfortunately, the possibility of porn is making many planes hesitant to allow unrestricted Internet access.
And there are going to be a ton of questions to answer. Will it be free? Ad-supported? Will there be a subscription charge? What if the guy in the seat next to you is looking at porn? Even worse, what if he plugs in a Skype headset and starts yakking away?
Personally, we'd much prefer an accidental glance at Britney's latest crotch shot on an adjacent laptop, than listen to someone ask what groceries are left in the fridge on our flight home.
362 Days Left To Stock Up On Gadgets For Global Orgasm Day 2008
Missed Global Orgasm Day last week, only to go directly to a thinly-walled, relative's home for the holidays? Thankfully, Gizmodo listed the top 10 gadgets you need for Global Orgasm Day, most of which you can order or make through the quiet convenience of a few clicks. If pink Japanese blowjob machines and Call Me Panties aren't your thing, then we can only hope your fingers and a fast internet connection help satiate next year's winter solstice.
And now it is time for this sexy geek to bid you adieu...
Scholarships to Fly Planes Into Buildings
The Saudi Arabian government is offering scholarships to Saudi men and women to study various majors related to civil aviation in the United States. Saudis have shown so much promise flying in their brief aeronautical careers that their government is encouraging more. The Ministry of Higher Education and the General Authority of Civil Aviation are offering the scholarships.
Forms are available online at www.mohe.gov.sa until July 12 for any terrorist to fill out and file. It is not recommended to use the word martyr anywhere on the form. And do not use the phrase somewhat interested in landing. Interviews will take place in August and final scholarship winners will be announced on Sept. 2. If all goes well, prospective students could be flying into buildings within two years. Good luck!