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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 7 2007 4:00 AM

Tuesday Tasting: Hardware, Cells and Star Wars



Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

Durex Vibrator Resembles Vulture Droid

Seeing sci-fi in sex, the latest vibrator from Durex resembles something close to a Vulture Droid starfighter. The tongue-tickling technology may not travel through space, but its three separate speeds are sure to heat up your hyperdrive. If that wasn't enough, the Star Wars-like sex toy is ergonomically ready for you to play everywhere. Pulsating your privates, the Durex Little Gem clocks in at 45 quid. Surely sex-deprived Star Wars fans will appreciate Durex over die-cast.

Technology That Tingles

Intimately engaging, an experimental form of interaction seeks out sensuality. A new kind of cell phone, developed by product design students from the College of Art, Science and Engineering, attempts to do away with antisocial devices. Most notably, an experiment called Aware. Aware takes the form of a necklace that tingles your top. Each time a friend is nearby, the networked necklace will send a sensual signal down your back. A total of six "phones" created by the students are said to help support intimacy and sensuality (and hopefully SMS.)

Slicking down your storage

You've always been good at getting your hard drive hot and bothered. Hoping to help frost some of your foreplay, Hitachi and NEC want to make your hard drive wet, literally. The corporate couple are creating a water-powered cooling system The liquid cooling system is sure to help with loud late night sessions by dropping down to 25 decibels. Comparatively, whispering naughty nothings measures at 30 decibels. The process partakes in rhythmic pumping, assisted with mini- (ribbed?) ridges.

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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 30 2006 5:00 AM

Nurse with Wound Wants Your "Two Shaves and a Shine" Recipe


Experimental ambient band Nurse with Wound wants you to dig up your mixing tools and share your recipe for music.

An Awkward Pause, one of Nurse with Wounds most popular albums, has been reissued by Durtro/ Jnana Records—US domestic release, December 5. This “one of a kind” album features the smoldering talent of David Tibet (Current 93), Christoph Heemann, Colin Potter, and Petr Vastl (Aranos).

The album's ready to serve, but it’s up to you to put the eerie cherry on top. All you have to do is buy An Awkward Pause, pull out your musical blender and purée your visceral, nocturnal genius with “Two Shaves and a Shine (Ingredients)”.

Steven and Jnana Records have this to say about the recipe:


"Two Shaves and a Shine remix contest! As most of you know, disc 2 of our 'An Awkward Pause' reissue (full details at www.jnanarecords.com) contains a track entitled 'Two Shaves and a Shine (Ingredients) Create your own track!'. We've decided to take that literally and have a contest which will allow you, the listener, to create your own version of 'Two Shaves' and submit it to us.

On or about November 1st, when the disc is released, we will post all the specifics on the Jnana Records website, but in the meantime, here is what we propose:

All completed tracks will be uploaded by you to the site at www.jnanarecords.com and passed on to Steven. After the competition is closed (December 31st, 2006), Steven will choose his favorites, with one entry being selected as the winner.

At that point, we will post the Fave 10 on the site and allow you to download both the tracks and custom artwork (designed by Steven), to make your own CD of Steven's favorites.

The winner will receive the original piece of Steven's art which was used to form the basis of the CD cover.

That's it for now. The discs are pressing as I write this with a likely arrival date being the last week of October. Allowing for possible delays and mailing time as well, it should still leave a good 4-6 weeks for you to create your masterpiece!"



Here are the guidelines for your cooking:


    1. All tracks must include some portion of each element of 'Two Shaves and a Shine' as released on An Awkward Pause.
    2. All tracks are to be no longer than five minutes.
    3. All tracks are to be uploaded in MP3 format, with a bit rate of 128 kbps and a sample rate of 44.100 kHz.
    4. You can, if you wish, give your track a title and specify an artist/band name for yourself (you can of course use your real name). This information can be supplied on the upload form. It is recommended that you name your MP3 file so that it includes your real name and/or track title, to make identification easier for us at this end.
    5. Tracks must be uploaded to the site by 11:59 pm (US PST) December 31, 2006.
    6. Contest winners will be announced by March 31, 2007.
    7. A valid email address must be included.
    8. By uploading a track you are consenting to allow the track to be made available for free download and copying from www.jnanarecords.com should your track be chosen as one of Steven's Top 10.



For those of you who can't cook, Nurse with Wound will be performing at All Tomorrows Parties.

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  • MONDAY NOVEMBER 20 2006 2:00 PM

Throbbing Gristle is Going to Corrupt You

It’s been 25 years since the pornographic, diverse, experimental band Throbbing Gristle has come out with anything new. Two decades devoid of new material may sound rather bleak for most, but with Throbbing Gristle’s unique sound, they have maintained an electrifying appeal. Contemporaries of Suicide and Cabaret Voltaire, they've served as inspiration for bands like Sonic Youth, and their subversive cynicism and mischievous delivery has always charmed the new and old listener alike.

Originating from the performance art group COUM Transmissions (influenced primarily from DADA and Merry Pranksters), pushing their limit was a natural inclination that carried on through TG. There is no question that their performances and industrial antics generated a reaction--whether it was violent, confusing or arousing. Now you can personally experience Throbbing Gristle and all of their delightful corruption: Part Two-The Endless Not is out April 1, 2007 on Mute records; a 7 disc retrospective entitled TVG will be released through Industrial Records/ Mute; and screenings of one of the DVD retrospectives will premiere. in London, NYC, and San Francisco.

Here's what you need to know:

TG at the Astoria Theatre, London 2004
Directed and edited by Phillip Richardson and Throbbing Gristle, this 80 minute film documents the band’s first live performance for more than 25 years: at an invitation-only Sunday afternoon matinee in 2004 and in front of 1,500 souls... some, of whom had been waiting their entire life for the experience.

Friday 1st December, 9pm Screening.
Whitechapel Gallery, London. UK

Friday 1st December, 7pm Screening
(presented by Genesis Breyer P-Orridge).
PS1 MOMA, New York, USA.

Saturday 16th December, 6pm, 9pm & Midnight Screenings.
Recombinant Media Labs, San Francisco. USA.

Where possible the film will be presented in Dolby 5.1. Surround Sound.
If in doubt please check with venue concerned first.

This film forms part of TGV. A 7-disc Throbbing Gristle retrospective DVD box set from Industrial Records/Mute Records which is due for release in 2007.




Photo by Industrial Records LTD

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  • TUESDAY OCTOBER 31 2006 1:00 PM

The Witchcraft of Diamanda Galas

If she weren’t the devil herself, Diamanda Galas would definitely be a Goth Goddess.

Last year's tour was cancelled because certain venues weren't capable of handling her light show, but much to the delight of her fans, the Goddess is back!

Whether you love her passionate, satanic cabaret style, or fear that her demonic screams will shatter your eardrums, I guarantee that her presence and performance will hook you for life. She will seduce you with her witchcraft and put you under her spell. Let her piano speak to you and her experimental vocals take over your soul.

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  • MONDAY AUGUST 28 2006 3:00 PM

Pinhole-a-go-go

Photography, regardless of your camera of choice, typically involves a lot of expensive equipment. While each commercial camera offers its own range of benefits and results, if you've got a little time to get more involved in the process, pinhole photography is a fun and cheap way to capture an image and learn about how photography works.

A pinhole camera can be made out of any receptacle; big or small, it's basically just a lightproof container for your film with one small hole (a pinhole) which is uncovered to expose your film to a flash of light. The light passes through the pinhole to capture a reversed image onto your photo paper, which will appear when processed. For a more accurate definition and scientific explanation, read photo.net's really, really long description. The results of pinhole photography are not usually predictable; the images tend to be polarized and distorted with light leaks. For best results, try many different homemade cameras to learn what works best!


Photo Location

To learn how to make your own camera, although there are many methods, here's a fairly basic tutorial. The more lightproof your camera, the more crisp the results will be. For more consistent results, pick up a cheap Holga camera and make your Holga into a pinhole camera. Whatever your results are, be sure to share them with fellow photographers to learn about your camera and how your next can be improved. The SG photography group is a great place to start.

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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 18 2006 7:00 AM

Magic Lantern Poster Art

Magic Lantern is a series of thematic, experimental film events in Providence showing the work of independent filmmakers and animators. It is one example of a growing movement of film created and shown outside of the traditional theater format. For a little more of a glimpse into alternative and experimental cinema, possibly in your town, check out Flicker.

However, I'll leave the film commentary up to my fellow SG editor Chris_Gore; the reason why I'm drawing attention to this Rhode Island event is to showcase the amazing posters contributing filmmakers have created for the series. Browse the poster gallery online to see original works, screenprinted and sold at absurdly affordable prices ($12 ea + s/h) to fund future Magic Lantern events.


Photo Location: Artwork by Carrie Collier

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  • MONDAY JULY 3 2006 3:00 PM

Anxious Animation

Note to Spike and Mike fiends – there is definite and palpable art lurking in the ten short animated films compiled on Other Cinema's Anxious Animation DVD, but there’s no need to get all Stalin-esque and reach for your revolver at the mention of the word.

While some of the shorts are dense and, on occasion, obtuse, all are visually fascinating and even beautiful. The dizzying array of patterns and textures in Janie Geiser’s “Immer Zu” evokes the chiaroscuro lighting of classic film noir. Lewis Klahr's celebrated cut-and-paste technique manipulates advertising and pop culture images from the ‘40s and ‘50s to suggest Superman sidekick Jimmy Olsen’s exploration of his homosexual side and the pressures exerted on women by society. Jim Trainor's simple hand-drawn ink sketches imbue his animal subjects – bats in a 14th century Mayan temple in “The Bats,” and a bovine prehistoric animal in “Moschops” – with surprising tenderness and humanity.

But if all that makes your head swim, you can also groove on the manic energy of Eric Henry, Syd Garon, and Rodney Ascher who, as Henry Garon Ascher, bring a great deal of irreverent humor and cutting-edge style to the disc, especially with “Somebody Goofed,” a hilariously dead-pan adaptation of a fire-and-brimstone comic by the notorious religious cartoonist Jack Chick, and “Spokes from the Wheel of Torment,” which sets the apocalyptic art of 15th century painter Hieronymus Bosch to dancing with the weirdcore music of Buckethead. For those who like their animation with an adventurous flavor, Anxious Animationis a satisfying and self-contained festival unto itself, and best of all, there aren't any drunks in the audience or high merch prices to endure.