Shut Up You Fucking Babies
Will the Republican crying ever stop? It is pathetic to still have to listen to some Republican child whining about the perceived positive media treatment...
Chicken Shit
Acknowledging you have a problem is the first step to recovering from addiction. I know I have a problem, this addiction has put my priorities all out of...
It's A Whole New World!
(image) It's a whole new world I'd say "thank God" if I believed in him but instead I'll thank a higher power: those...
How The Election Will Happen
This is what will occur today. There will be no deviating from this prediction. I am NostradaReaper. In order of when the states are called: Kentucky goes...
Obama Can Lose
I know. Its shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...
Stolen Election Part 3
Now that we are getting down to the final days of the campaign, its time to take a look at how Republicans will steal this election. Bush stole the 2000...
Asshole Fuckface Roundup #67
Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...
Aliens Rock The Vote
(image) One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. Theyre surrounded by election fever but cannot vote for our next president. They...
Biden Palin I
The first of one vice presidential debates will be held tonight in Saint Louis, Missouri. Most expect it to be a spectacular failure of the candidate they...
Sarah Palin's Got Talent
Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing...
Sarah Palin Shot My Mom!
Fine election season apparel for the kids. (image) (image) (image) Thanks to Phil Gough of Common Sense for the inspiration.
Palin: A Perfect Train Wreck
I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palins political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. Its actually hard to believe just 27...
Final Day To Register To Vote
Today is the final day for you to register to vote in many states. Don't be a punk. (image) Do it.
Here Come The Swiftboaters
Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCains lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...
McCain Picks A Vagina
Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because its true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...
Here Comes Fire Tongue!
You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...
GOP Prepares For Anal Rape
The big news during this primary season is not Barack Obama, but the shit kicking Republicans have taken in three Congressional districts. Illinois, Louisiana...
Hillary Goes Pathetic
When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...
CNN Turns A Presidential Debate Into A Fucking Joke
(image) As embarrassing as it is to be an American these days, with our pathetic political representation, disgraceful media and voter apathy, Wednesday...
The Democratic Debate And The Slow Motion Car Crash
(image) It is very interesting to watch Democrats make the same mistake they made in 2000 and 2004. During both of those election campaigns, Democrats...
Old People Should Not Use The Interweb
Old people are using the interweb in a pathetic attempt to sway young folks into liking them. These old people are known as presidential candidates...



