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Asshole Fuckface Roundup #50

SATURDAY JUNE 14 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

The Roundup is celebrating its semi-centennial and here you are reading it. You lucky son of a bitch. You are actually reading the Asshole Fuckface Roundup.

Gilligan's Island and Weed - Part 2

THURSDAY MARCH 13 2008 9:00 PM

Submitted by thefreak. Edited By TheCoolerKing.



Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give...

Woman on Horse Busted for DUI

FRIDAY APRIL 6 2007 3:00 PM

Submitted by thefreak. Edited By erin_broadley.



SYLVANIA, Alabama - It turns out that you can be charged with a DUI...even...

Paris Hilton Charged with DUI

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 27 2006 3:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

The Los Angeles District Attorney filed charges against Paris Hilton stemming from her drunk driving arrest earlier...

Paris Hilton Parties with the SuicideGirls

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 7 2006 12:00 PM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Rahodeb.

The world awoke this morning to the utterly non-shocking news that police arrested Paris Hilton early Thursday morning on DUI charges. Predictable, maybe--but...

Jonathan Kesselman's Suicide Watch: Letter Of Apology To Mel Gibson

THURSDAY AUGUST 24 2006 8:00 AM

Submitted by Jon_Kesselman. Edited By Rahodeb.

Letter Of Apology To Mel Gibson

8/23/06

Mel Gibson
Betty Ford Center
39000 Bob Hope Dr.
Rancho Mirage, CA 92270

Dear Mel Gibson--

Let...

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