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Who Needs Republicans?

THURSDAY AUGUST 7 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Turns out Democrats can be just as horrible, hateful people as our GOP friends. This week Democrats in a couple of primaries took the low road with ugly...

Barack "Blunder" Obama

THURSDAY JULY 17 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Barack Obama decided a month or so ago to begin taking the traditional Democratic path to the White House. It involved looking as much like a Republican...

Democrats: Worst Party Ever

TUESDAY JUNE 24 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

The current Democrats are the weakest, most spineless fucks ever to grace the halls of Congress. After months of attempting destroy the 4th amendment,...

Dems Kill War With Sweet Cash

TUESDAY APRIL 29 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Looking at all the money Democrats are about to throw at Iraq, you’d think the country was having a bar mitzvah. House Democrats are putting together the...

Hillary Goes Pathetic

TUESDAY FEBRUARY 19 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

Democrats Still Sucking Ass

THURSDAY JANUARY 24 2008 6:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress....

Democrats Doing Their Best To Not Be Better Than Republicans

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans.

Democrats Go From Being Pussies To Being Startling Pussies

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 7 2007 9:00 AM

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It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but I’m going to do my best. It all began with...

Democrats Fuck Whisleblowers In Their Whistle Holes

SUNDAY OCTOBER 28 2007 9:00 AM

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This would be an amusing story if it wasn’t so fucked up. The Democrats have had a tough time getting to the bottom...

Republicans Looking At A Senate Beat Down

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 17 2007 9:00 AM

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Next year’s elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually...

Democrats Finally Have A Good Idea For The Iraq Occupation

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 3 2007 9:00 AM

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The Democrats have finally come up with a good idea for the occupation: A...

We Need New Democrats, These Ones Don’t Work

MONDAY OCTOBER 1 2007 9:00 AM

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I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war...

Time To Take The Dems Behind The Barn And Shoot Them

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 21 2007 9:00 AM

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It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort...

Weak

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 12 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better.

Democrats Think Gays Can Almost Be People

FRIDAY AUGUST 10 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on...

It’s Official: Democrats Do Not Have Spinal Columns

MONDAY AUGUST 6 2007 9:00 AM

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It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they...

Democrats Actually Not Sitting On Their Asses

MONDAY JULY 30 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup – Double Deluxe Weekend Edition

SATURDAY JULY 28 2007 9:00 AM

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It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup!

Republicans of Yore Would Hate Republicans of Today

SUNDAY JULY 22 2007 9:00 AM

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I’m going to ask you to try to remember the way things used to be many moons ago, in the year of our Lord two thousand...

Democrats: Only Slightly Less Slimy Than Republicans

TUESDAY JULY 17 2007 9:00 AM

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In 2005, Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham plead guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail...

The Answer To Our Problems Is Here: Nader

MONDAY JULY 16 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Gerry_D.



People looking for a president who reminds them of a cranky, old man from a Scooby Doo cartoon may be in luck because...

Get Over Your Third Party Jerk Off Fantasy

TUESDAY JULY 3 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Americans love to talk shit about the two party system. I know I do. They are both giant assholes, spewing out immense...

Democrats Gaining Ground

WEDNESDAY JUNE 27 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by Subrosa. Edited By erin_broadley.



…Among the youth, that is. Or so they...

Democrats: Classic Fuck Ups

WEDNESDAY JUNE 13 2007 9:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



After the 9/11 attacks, George Bush had political capital to spend. With his support skyrocketing, he chose to make...

Democrats Embrace Corruption Like An Old Friend

MONDAY MAY 14 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By Rahodeb.



Seems like it was only eight months ago that the Democrats were running on a platform to clean up Congress. The Republicans...

Republicans Start to Cave on Iraq

MONDAY MAY 7 2007 11:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Everyone assumed Democrats would be the first to cave on Iraq. The Washington Post went as far as to print...

The Only Iraq Option

THURSDAY MAY 3 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



The shit seems to have blown up this week in Washington over Iraq. George Bush made the dumbest move he could have...

Democrats Have More in Common With Bush Than They Think

MONDAY APRIL 16 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by DrStinkypants. Edited By erin_broadley.



A new Pew study reports that the new Democratic congress only has a 37%...

Go Suck That Republican Cock, Joe

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 23 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.



Yesterday, war-lover Joe Lieberman said the he might switch...

Justice Department More Likely to Investigate Dems then Repubs

WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7 2007 5:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Part of the purpose of the US Department of Justice is to investigate elected officials suspected of participating in illegal...

Democrats Try to Make Radio Suck Less

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 2 2007 9:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

Commercial radio blows. It's no secret, it wasn't ever that great, but it has faced such a steep decline in recent years that the notion of how bad it...

Democrats: Cheap Drugs for All!

FRIDAY JANUARY 12 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

One of the biggest complaints with the Republican-sponsored 2003 prescription drug bill...

Republican Wins Asshole Of The Year Award In January

FRIDAY JANUARY 12 2007 8:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

Representative Jack Kingston has already been awarded the Asshole of the Year Award, only 12 days into January. In an ordinary year the Asshole Award is...

Selfish Johnson Refuses To Perish

THURSDAY JANUARY 11 2007 1:00 AM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

In one of the greatest examples of selfish behavior this incredibly talented writer has ever seen, Senator Tim Johnson [URL=In one of the greatest examples...

Democrats Start Out By Being Total Twunts

MONDAY JANUARY 1 2007 11:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

With the Democrats taking over the house this week, Representative John Conyers is set to become the chair of the Judiciary Committee. What better way...

Democrats Target GOP Supporters

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 27 2006 11:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

With Democrats ready to try and get something accomplished in Congress, they're making their new agenda clear, and part of it is going to include sticking...

Bush Gives Minimum Wage Hike the Nod

THURSDAY DECEMBER 21 2006 6:00 PM

Submitted by legionnaire. Edited By legionnaire.

The Democrats are back, and a minimum wage hike is one of the first orders of business. And for a change, it looks like Bush might be playing along. Of...

Dems Re-elect Man Who Keeps Cash In Freezer

SATURDAY DECEMBER 9 2006 9:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By FearTheReaper.

The honorable William Jefferson just won re-election in New Orleans, making...

Rodents Brainwash Their Children

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 6 2006 8:00 PM

Submitted by FearTheReaper. Edited By erin_broadley.

A children’s author has written a book that teaches kids the values of being a Democrat, while at the same time makes adults want to vomit in their sleeve.

Terrorists and Democrats Sitting in a Tree. K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 6 2006 7:00 PM

Submitted by UpTight. Edited By erin_broadley.

Hamas isn't that bad, when you think about it. Sure they piss and moan a bit when the Israeli air force attacks Palestinians who randomly fire missiles...

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