Welcome to National Asshole Fuckface Day. It happens every Friday, because it’s the best holiday of all time. To prepare for Asshole Fuckface Friday, I...

I do enjoy watching the Democratic leadership stumble and bumble their way to ineffectiveness. It's just so absurd and stupid, all one can do is chuckle.

The fun of watching Harry Reid poke his anus into the air for all to penetrate never seems to end. He is one of the weakest men in Washington, completely...

Never thought I’d make this comment, but the Democrats are handling Rush Limbaugh with brutal efficiency. For many years, Democrats have been terrified...

Turns out Democrats can be just as horrible, hateful people as our GOP friends. This week Democrats in a couple of primaries took the low road with ugly...

Barack Obama decided a month or so ago to begin taking the traditional Democratic path to the White House. It involved looking as much like a Republican...

The current Democrats are the weakest, most spineless fucks ever to grace the halls of Congress. After months of attempting destroy the 4th amendment,...

Looking at all the money Democrats are about to throw at Iraq, you’d think the country was having a bar mitzvah. House Democrats are putting together...

When candidates get desperate, they often go negative. Some go for the jugular and go dirty, while others apparently attempt to go negative and just end...

Back in September, I wrote an article calling the Democrats out on their amazingly spineless Congress. Now, there are certainly a multitude of reasons...

(image) When the Democrats were attempting to take back Congress in 2006, they kept harping about the corrupt Republicans. Democrats claimed they would...

(image) It is very difficult to explain what occurred yesterday in Congress, but I’m going to do my best. It all began with Dennis Kucinich bringing articles...

(image) This would be an amusing story if it wasn’t so fucked up. The Democrats have had a tough time getting to the bottom of whatever bullshit has been...

(image) Next year’s elections are looking to be a mighty ugly experience for Republicans. Historically, incumbents usually win elections and that has...

The Democrats have finally come up with a good idea for the occupation: A war tax. Yeah, you heard me, you libertarian bitches. I said a war tax. Because...

(image) I would like to think otherwise, but a strong case can now be made that the Democrats are not stopping the Iraq war because they know it will kill...

(image) It happens all the time in movies. Really Bad Man talks Sort Of Bad Guy into fucking over his own friends. Sort Of Bad Guy does it because Really...

(image) The Democrats are fucking weak. There is no other word in the English language that can describe them any better. Bush is so unpopular and out...

(image) Idiots on the right like to think that Democrats are liberals. That is one of the many things that make people on the right idiots. Democrats...

(image) It is a sad truth. After years of scientific study, Democrats proved beyond reasonable doubt this weekend that they are invertebrates. The good...

(image) If you listen to what the Republicans are spewing out of their little rat holes these days, you would think the Democrats have not gotten shit done...

(image) It's Saturday and you know what that means: It's time for another FearTheReaper Asshole Fuckface Roundup! This week there was such an...

(image) I’m going to ask you to try to remember the way things used to be many moons ago, in the year of our Lord two thousand and five. A different party...

(image) In 2005, Representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham plead guilty to federal charges of conspiracy to commit bribery, mail fraud, wire fraud,...

(image) People looking for a president who reminds them of a cranky, old man from a Scooby Doo cartoon may be in luck because Ralph Nader is considering...

(image) Americans love to talk shit about the two party system. I know I do. They are both giant assholes, spewing out immense amounts of shit. The Republicans...

(image) …Among the youth, that is. Or so they say, anyway. In reading the source article, the above was the statistic that jumped out at me the most.

(image) After the 9/11 attacks, George Bush had political capital to spend. With his support skyrocketing, he chose to make every idiotic choice he possibly...

(image) Seems like it was only eight months ago that the Democrats were running on a platform to clean up Congress. The Republicans had controlled the...

(image) Everyone assumed Democrats would be the first to cave on Iraq. The Washington Post went as far as to print a story claiming Democrats were giving...

(image) The shit seems to have blown up this week in Washington over Iraq. George Bush made the dumbest move he could have made when he rejected the Democrats...

(image) A new Pew study reports that the new Democratic congress only has a 37% approval rating (not much higher than Bush's approval rating.) The...

(image) Yesterday, war-lover Joe Lieberman said the he might switch parties if Democrats continue their opposition of funding the Iraq war. Got that? ...

Part of the purpose of the US Department of Justice is to investigate elected officials suspected of participating in illegal actions like election fraud...

Commercial radio blows. It's no secret, it wasn't ever that great, but it has faced such a steep decline in recent years that the notion of how...

One of the biggest complaints with the Republican-sponsored 2003 prescription drug bill is that it gave the government very little bargaining power with...

Representative Jack Kingston has already been awarded the Asshole of the Year Award, only 12 days into January. In an ordinary year the Asshole Award is...

In one of the greatest examples of selfish behavior this incredibly talented writer has ever seen, Senator Tim Johnson refuses to die and allow the Republicans...

With the Democrats taking over the house this week, Representative John Conyers is set to become the chair of the Judiciary Committee. What better way...

With Democrats ready to try and get something accomplished in Congress, they're making their new agenda clear, and part of it is going to include sticking...